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Cindy Phan

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A human going | Best of the Net Nom | Pushcart Nom | Stories in Augur Magazine, khōréō magazine, Baffling Magazine and more | Bi | She/her 🐩 cindyphanauthor.com Author photo by Rosena Fung

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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 2h
Perfection 😈
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 2h
I really do love that cute lil ponytail she rocks in “Ice” 💚
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 2h
September 30 // October 1
Scully from the X-Files episode, “I’ve.” She’s in a beige flannel shirt and has her auburn hair half-up in a half-messy ponytail. She’s looking into the camera with her lips parted, teeth showing. Billy from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026). She’s wearing a loose pink robe, her long blond hair flowing over her shoulders. She’s looking into the camera with her lips parted, teeth showing, her face splattered in streams of blood.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 2h
I was at one recently and died twice from second-hand embarrassment
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 3h
Watching the X-Files where Mulder and Scully, rapidly aging, argue over who should drink the last of the water that might save them, each insisting that the other drink it Scully saves them through her detailed note taking Because of course she does And recounts the story of Sköll I 💚 this show
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 9h
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Neon Hemlock @neonhemlock.bsky.social · 5h
~two more weeks for this!
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10h
Oh we're doing Romance novel discourse again?
Fred from Scooby Doo unmasks a ghost in two panels. In the first, the masked ghost is, "HERE'S WHY THIS GENRE I HATE IS BAD." In the second, the ghost is unmasked to turn out to be, "I HAVEN'T READ OF IT BUT"
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 8h
🫂
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 8h
I mean, it’s not enough of an incentive to GO to the dentist, but it’s a great reward for HAVING BEEN to the dentist 👍🏼
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 8h
The one best thing about my dentist’s office tho is that it’s right next door to this Jamaican place and they have some of the best patties in town
A Jamaican beef patty on a wax paper bag. The patty is marked with a red dot for “spicy”
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 8h
It’s so good but it is also just the WORST
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 10h
PHEW!!!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16h
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 11h
SAME. For my kiddo and myself ♥️🍝
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 11h
What finally broke me is all the pots we use. I make a lot of spaghetti. Like, A LOT.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 11h
I too did not start using the dishwasher until I was an adult, and it has been very freeing in the "one less thing to be anxious about (even if you still are a LITTLE anxious about it)" kind of way
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 11h
When they made JSTOR free it was a day of unfettered and frankly unhinged celebration at my house
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 11h
my partner and I literally had this conversation LAST NIGHT like...the dishwasher was the DRYING RACK (also, I'm Asian/Vietnamese and everything Eddie's mom said mine said as well) 😂
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 13h
I watched TNG's "Measure of a Man" and "Q Who". I love how TNG was able to write wonderful interiority into its one-off officers like Captain Phillipa Louvois and Ensign Sonya Gomez*, as if they were fully realized people who stepped into the episode and stepped out to continue their lives unseen.
Captain Phillipa LouvoisEnsign Sonya Gomez
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h
Like the vibes going both ways were “who are you? why are you here??” I never saw it again.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h
I know I’m making sound like a joke, but also it happened.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 13h
A sleep paralysis demon visited me just once in my old Toronto apartment. I tried to move and to speak but couldn’t, I was so heavy, and it hovered above me, this shadow thing that honestly seemed confused it was there, like I was supposed to be someone else but I wasn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️
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North East Bylines @northeastbylines.co.uk · 15h
Please help Nabil continue his education. 🎓💔 Every donation, no matter how small, can help him move forward and exercise his right to education like children everywhere. Please don’t ignore his dream. Donate now or share his story. 🙏🇵🇸 gofund.me/35fdca7d
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 18h
Please don’t scroll past us. 💔 I’m a mother raising 4 children alone in Gaza. We’re struggling to afford food and basic needs. Any donation, no matter how small, can help us get through this. 🙏❤️ chuffed.org/project/siri...
A very thin girl against a white wall. Her arms indicate she's not being well nourished.Sirin, wearing a black patterned hijab, hugging her two children, a boy and a girl.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 15h
🖤🖤🖤
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 17h
I uploaded a ton of Halloween stuff yesterday btw. www.peculiarityshop.com
peculiarityshop.com
The Peculiarity Shop - Jewelry & Accessories
Peculiar jewelry and more for people with peculiar tastes.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 15h
Right? It’s nothing personal, it just is what is
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Ness 🎃🇨🇦 @vriccithode.bsky.social · 16h
have a little dog o'clock as a treat
three large fluffy dogs in bowties.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 15h
I went out of my way to find a dentist and a practice I like, but I still don’t want to go. It’s such a sensory overload. Maybe I should tell them “Denture me!” and see how it goes.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
These bones! IN MY FACE! Ugh 😪
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
too true
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
(I hope my dentist doesn’t see these skeets she’s actually really nice)
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
man i’d rather get teeth pulled then go to the dentist ironic sure but true 🥲
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
why are teef
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 16h
Thought I had a “FREE” morning only to realize it’s “FREE” because I have a dental appointment 😭😱
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 18h
Imagine sleeping in a cold tent, not knowing where your next meal will come from. This is the reality for countless families in Gaza. Your generous support can provide them with hot meals and immediate relief. Please donate today and help us reach another family in need. chuffed.org/project/gkt
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 18h
I agree!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Effie!!! 🥳🎉
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
Love that for you! Fuck climate change.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
I was actually going to make dinner but thanks to me I had tacos on the mind and also it was a looooong day
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
We did it, Joe 🥹
A large Taco Bell party pack take out box with two drinks in a tray beside it, all of it on a beige-grey countertop.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
I have always wanted to be somewhere more rainy and cloudy and cold and I’m being 💯 serious.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 30/09/2026
We need the dark and the shadow otherwise we cannot thrive
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 29/09/2026
The sun will set soon and I’ll be myself again I promise
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 29/09/2026
I’m just a little parched no lie
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 29/09/2026
Me to everyone telling me to enjoy the the summer-like weather today
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Dying Hungry And Thirsty
Alt: A shrivelled, dried-up alien blinking slowly, mouth agape, delirious.
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