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Chrundle 🇵🇸

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The poster formerly known as @chrundletweets

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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All my artists, scrobbled.
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to
A sign that says “The Suck Zone” on some creepy wallpaper
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crucial.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there Frog and Toad porn?
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soap that smells like butt.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I for one am pleased as punch to know that Michael McDonald fucks raw.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
High as fuck off the opiates of the ancient gods.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi kids, do you like stuff that rocks?
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yeah the thing I love most about record collecting: not going through physical media and enjoying the tactile feel of finding something I like or that is new to me. Please automate this uniquely human feeling YESTERDAY
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Charles Barkley slowly morphing into RuPaul.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MJQ got some heat.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reading about the cultivation history and commercial crossbreeding of the banana and its varieties, who want me?
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peter Thiel look like this:
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Out in 2027: Giant BBL asses. In in 2027: Concave Hank Hill asses.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was like wait is that “1-800-GhostDance?” Turn that shit UP!!!
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude in the bathroom stall next to me and his shidding/farting sounds like a Zach Hill drum pattern.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s go Philadelphia Kegels!!!🏈
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh my god who fucking gives a shit?
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YEEEOWW! That coyote bit me in my Merrimack Valley!!
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He is in horrible pain and you’re laughing?!
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love the Philadelphia Seagulls. 🏈
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m about to fuck this cup of coffee nasty style.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I may not have gotten all things done that I wanted to but at least I baked a cake.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
theguardian.com
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beisbol!!
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026
when life gives you pizza you eat the fuckin pizza
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Slovenian Ska Band
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can’t imagine what form of eldritch horror awaits me when I get home tonight and dispose of these cans.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wife ordered hard kombucha from go puff and they sent a case that is 5 fucking years expired. Like I’m afraid to open them to empty out. Shit is probably lowkey ALIVE.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sydney Sweeney
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bout to see the odyssey.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good thread.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah. Somebody pointed that out, but I didn’t know because I don’t car about this fuckass band.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He seems weak.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PLEASE!!!!
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Figures. Never really grabbed me anyway. I’ll continue listening to the much superior Trap Them (R.I.P.) instead.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk. I don’t listen to shitty bands.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That guy seems like the biggest douch nozzle fuckstick asshole so yeah that tracks.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yall can keep Nails. Using Jef Whitehead art in 2026 is unforgivable. Clown shoes ass band.
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw one of those yesterday driving in NJ. I chuckled to myself
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Listening to death metal while I take a shit. 👍🏼
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eight Arms to Jerk You or whatever.
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
haveibeenflocked.com
haveibeenflocked.com
Have I Been Flocked? - Check Flock Safety Audit Logs: Is Your License Plate Being Watched?
Have police looked up your travel history? Search Flock Safety audit logs for your license plate.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess what? 1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera 2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition 3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows) www.printables.com/model/180491...
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Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
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Chrundle 🇵🇸 @chrundle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tacked out in the gamma light.
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