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Sylvie

@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
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Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner. GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Just my skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfv…

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/09/2026
🎶 everybody have fun tonight everybody Carl Jung tonight 🎵
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Eric @astroeric12.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Most people are mirrors, reflecting the moods and emotions of the times; few are windows, bringing light to bear on the dark corners where troubles fester. The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows." Sydney J. Harris
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/1siRw9...
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Low Sun
Hermanos Gutiérrez · Sonido Cósmico · Song · 2024
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Highlander (1986) movie promo image
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD is: a bathtub large enough to submerge my knees and tiddies simultaneously. I’m barely 5’3” so why is this too much to ask of the Apartment Gods?? Sheesh. 😔 What’s the one lil thing that y’all want in your life?
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
4 because I am rapidly entering my forest crone era and y’all should be very afraid
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good thing my bullheadedness transcends reality
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
WE ARE GROOT
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Finally a do not disturb sign with exactly the wording I’d want, and it’s not even in a primarily English-speaking country 😆 I absolutely fucking love this
A bright red do not disturb sign at the Embrace Hotel in Luxor, Egypt. Below the Arabic wording it says “Please don’t The annoyance”.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Bunny Day for those who celebrate
Shauna from Yellowjackets, about to hack into a garden rabbit with a cleaver, superimposed over an image from the wilderness. Image is from this Screenrant article: https://screenrant.com/yellowjackets-shauna-rabbit-kill-dangerous-predator/
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A good leader is like a good bra: supportive, not restrictive.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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a woman wearing a helmet with horns on her head looks at the camera
Alt: Sylvie, the Goddess of Mischief, dramatically reveals her identity by removing her hood. She wears a crown with one full horn and one broken horn. She smirks triumphantly to hide her trauma.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I continue to be amazed by the number of people who don’t know that Puerto Rico is part of the United States
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Look at all those tiny turtleys 🥹
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Idk how to flirt but I can talk about Pokémon for hours
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i wonder if our favorite songs know they're saving us
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If you can’t handle me at my Dimmu Borgir, you don’t deserve me at my Lana Del Rey
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
How to do Caturday:
A chonky white cat with brown ears is in a deep sleep. He started out in loaf pose, but has tipped over and is now more slug shaped. Both front paws are fully extended in front of him, with his little chin between them as if he face-planted mid stretch. This is a perfect demonstration of how to spend a lazy Caturday. Let’s all be like him and go back to sleep.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Elk Gray wolf Alligator Bald eagle Shrew
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
A view of the harbor and downtown Long Beach from my stateroom window on the Queen Mary. It looks lovely but that ship is HAUNTED AS FUCK so it totally makes sense that I would die there. I just hope I got to see some ghosties first…
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I wish all cats had dandelion antennae
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love getting that hour back that was stolen in the Spring. Feels kinda revenge-y.
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Con tu adiós te llevas mi corazón. Dia de Muertos is here. 💀💚
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a day of the dead sugar skull with a spade face
Alt: A gif of multiple designs cycling through each other of calaveras (skulls) decorated for Dia de Muertos. The calaveras are decorated in flowers, hearts and other designs in bright colors.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
10 horror movies to get to know me Midsommar (2019) Event Horizon (1997) Carrie (1976) The Descent (2005) From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) Crimson Peak (2015) Fallen (1998) 28 Days Later (2002) The Lost Boys (1987) Dracula (1992)
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
a jury of my peers? 12 nerds who love raves because the lasers look like lightsabers?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ari Aster’s Eat Pray Love
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this
My hand against the arm of my couch. The names Prometheus and Chiron have been written on it with a ballpoint pen. I was suuuuuuper stoned, what was I trying to remind myself of? Dammit, my brain is a sieve.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
RezzRocks 😵‍💫
A selfie at Red Rocks, with me in the bottom right & a huge rock in the background that says REZZ.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Finally, a headline that didn’t make me want to fling my phone into the void
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…
A pink guitar pick with the word DICK on it.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It’s my superpower
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
The painting Ophelia Drowning, which portrays Ophelia floating in the water, looking up with open but lifeless eyes, captioned: “omfg hamlet, do I look like I care”
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is beautiful on so many levels
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Life is a sum of all your choices." -Albert Camus
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY
A white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on top of a colorful pillow, curled up very tightly with his tail wrapped around his leg, his front paw curled into his chest, and his chin tucked against his paw. His eyes are open but not quite looking directly at me, because he knows it was a dick move to steal my pillow. But he still is NOT SORRY.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
In another universe, I am a bodega cat.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰
A very pretty sunset in a cloudy sky, going from gray to pink to yellow to more pink, seen through three long vertical windows. Tall trees in the distance add to the beauty.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2025
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I am not the flame I am the slow burn
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
open.spotify.com/track/2PDQRe...
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Climbing Up the Walls
Radiohead · OK Computer · Song · 1997
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I said I was okay, but I lied
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Folks don't trust themselves enough. Seriously y'all, listen to your intuition - it's right more often than you realize. And then you can enjoy that nice "holy fuck I sure dodged a bullet" feeling later on.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
sassy lil blep
A white cat with brown ears is lying on a yellow and white quilt. His eyes are mostly closed. His tongue is sticking out just a wee bit, enough that you can tell it’s kinda curled up at the sides. He is dozing off in Blep Mode, giving zero fucks about humans and our dumb world.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
we are but puppets of the universe.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Age verification?? I remember when airplanes had ASHTRAYS.
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