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Sylvie

@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social

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Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner. GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Just my skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfv…

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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

post your best trees

An absolutely feckin huge tree with a trunk the width of a refrigerator and enormous above-ground roots. It has twisty branches with lots of leaves and you can see the lake behind it. If this was a movie, the tree would definitely be a memorable side character.
Picture taken at City Park in New Orleans.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wait why do you have my cat

A white cat with tabby ears is slightly covering his nose with a big white paw as he naps.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Highlander (1986) movie promo image

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That takes the Mona right out of my Lisa

The Mona Lisa altered so that she is making a dramatic, horrified face that is a very clear “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” reaction.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

A large white cat with brown ears is paused mid-bath, his left rear foot in the air, staring at literally nothing. He’s probably getting a download from the mother ship.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Finally a do not disturb sign with exactly the wording I’d want, and it’s not even in a primarily English-speaking country 😆 I absolutely fucking love this

A bright red do not disturb sign at the Embrace Hotel in Luxor, Egypt. Below the Arabic wording it says “Please don’t The annoyance”.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy Bunny Day for those who celebrate

Shauna from Yellowjackets, about to hack into a garden rabbit with a cleaver, superimposed over an image from the wilderness. Image is from this Screenrant article: https://screenrant.com/yellowjackets-shauna-rabbit-kill-dangerous-predator/

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

We’ve been conditioned to expect the worst and it’s sooooo hard to break out of that. But I will try ✨

A girl is standing with both arms out to the sides, palms flat against the walls of a hallway. Around her neck and along both arms are hanging dozens of gold medals.
Caption:
“If overthinking was a sport
Me:”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

And one of these

A card that looks like a Monopoly card, because it’s orange and has the silly little man on it, but it actually says “get out of hell free”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Always.

A white cat in a window has turned away from the window and is glaring at me from behind the curtains. I don’t know what I’ve done wrong but he is always watching, always judging. Always.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

How to do Caturday:

A chonky white cat with brown ears is in a deep sleep. He started out in loaf pose, but has tipped over and is now more slug shaped. Both front paws are fully extended in front of him, with his little chin between them as if he face-planted mid stretch. This is a perfect demonstration of how to spend a lazy Caturday. Let’s all be like him and go back to sleep.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

A view of the harbor and downtown Long Beach from my stateroom window on the Queen Mary. It looks lovely but that ship is HAUNTED AS FUCK so it totally makes sense that I would die there. I just hope I got to see some ghosties first…

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this

My hand against the arm of my couch. The names Prometheus and Chiron have been written on it with a ballpoint pen. I was suuuuuuper stoned, what was I trying to remind myself of? Dammit, my brain is a sieve.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

My phone Lock Screen at 11:11

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

RezzRocks 😵‍💫

A selfie at Red Rocks, with me in the bottom right & a huge rock in the background that says REZZ.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…

A pink guitar pick with the word DICK on it.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Tokyo Gore Police

Movie promo for Tokyo Gore Police

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

A mushroom plushie with a pink stem, black feet, and a big back mushroomy cap with white spots and the words “cute but toxic” on it. The face is on the pink stem, one eye is winking and the mushroom is smiling because you may think you’re toxic but really you are just a cutie.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Louie does not have $100 for you but he is very sorry

A white cat with brown ears is sitting on the arm of a couch staring directly at the camera. He looks very serious or possibly annoyed.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

A shrew the size of a walnut exploring a trail in the woods:

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

The painting Ophelia Drowning, which portrays Ophelia floating in the water, looking up with open but lifeless eyes, captioned: “omfg hamlet, do I look like I care”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

The Fly (1986)

Promo poster for The Fly (1986).

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY

A white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on top of a colorful pillow, curled up very tightly with his tail wrapped around his leg, his front paw curled into his chest, and his chin tucked against his paw. His eyes are open but not quite looking directly at me, because he knows it was a dick move to steal my pillow. But he still is NOT SORRY.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Meanwhile, things are getting out of hand on Reddit…

A post from the labubu subreddit titled “I made my own Labubu” with a photo of an extra fluffy pink lafufu (the term for knockoff labubus) that has long black claws instead of hands & feet, and huge pointy teeth. It’s a monstrosity but also… I kinda love it.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Here she is: Captain Chestnut Cocoa 🤎

A brown Labubu wearing a frilly white top, brown vest with a red jeweled pin, bronze nautical wheel necklace, eye patch, and a large brown hat with a skull & crossbones.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I can never resist sleepy kitty + fluffy belly 🥹

A chonky white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on his side, covering his nose with one paw, displaying a soft fluffy belly that is just begging for tummy rubs. I love that I get to wake up to this precious lil dude every day.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰

A very pretty sunset in a cloudy sky, going from gray to pink to yellow to more pink, seen through three long vertical windows. Tall trees in the distance add to the beauty.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The movie poster for Reality Bites, starring Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, and Ben Stiller. Tagline: “a comedy about love in the 90s”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

sassy lil blep

A white cat with brown ears is lying on a yellow and white quilt. His eyes are mostly closed. His tongue is sticking out just a wee bit, enough that you can tell it’s kinda curled up at the sides. He is dozing off in Blep Mode, giving zero fucks about humans and our dumb world.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

The cat community is not amused

A large white cat is sitting in the box at the top of a cat tree. His front paws are draped over the front corner of the box and he seems to be glaring at the camera. This cat is not amused.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I’m not debating anything until there is representation for my favorite

A box of Red Velvet Cupcake Pop Tarts

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Drop a bad guy you actually love

Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner, an intimidating man with white hair and blood on his face, standing in the rain.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Therapeutic cat incoming…

A large white cat with brown ears is curled up next to my leg, leaning on me and extending one front paw up to my t-shirt (black and covered in white cat fur) as if to provide comfort. This cat is an empath. He will not leave your side if you are sad.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

The best thing about cats is how they look like they’re put together all wonky when they sleep

A chonky white cat is sleeping sort of on his back but also on his side. One of his back feet is somehow closer to his head than his front foot (which happens to be outstretched, crucification-style, displaying pink toe beans. If this sounds confusing, then you get the point. He kind of looks put together wrong, but he is relaxed and happy.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I love a sky that brings the DRAMA

A sunset on a semi cloudy day, with dramatic orange and pink and yellow clouds. Trees are silhouetted against the sunset, and a small courtyard with trees and hanging lights is in the foreground.

The same sunset just a few minutes later, with more deep oranges tones behind the trees.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

It’s the very sassiest cat pose 😆

A big white cat sitting in the top of his tree, with both front paws hanging over the edge.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Here ya go! I wish I could remember who posted it 😆

Two Siamese cats in hilariously adorable cicada costumes, lying in a huge pet bed and looking at the camera with wide eyes.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Y’all stretch out your leggies and have a lovely Caturday 🥰

A chonky white cat with brown ears is lying on his side on a dark green pillow. His eyes are nearly closed and his left legs are stretched out toward the camera. Some pink toe beans are visible. He seems to have not a care in the world.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Timeline cleanse: we should all go outside and look for beauty 🌷🪻🥀

A pink foxglove flower in front of a wood fence, with a lot of green foliage in the background.

Purple irises growing at the base of a small tree.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Happy Caturday!

A very large white cat with brown ears & spots is lying on a furry brown blanket, looking up with big green eyes, wondering how long he must wait for treats.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

The Time Machine (1960)

A promo poster of the 1960 movie The Time Machine.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Me: I look good
Mirror: you look good
Window reflection: you look good
Other people: you look good
Forward facing phone camera: what’s up, you shrek-looking bag of fuck

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

A badass warrior woman from the show Vikings, captioned “Maybe it’s Maybelline, Maybe it’s the Blood of my Enemies”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

A little girl in a pink bathing suit, eyes closed, blissfully drinking from a juice box without a care in the world.
Caption: “THE BEACH GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT”

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Snoop Dogg wearing an Easter Bunny costume and holding a basket full of weed.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I did! 😆

Sylvie: The Pensive Poet of Panic and Pajamas

With a mix of stony wisdom and relatable chaos, Sylvie livens up Bluesky one anxious tweet at a time.

Sylvie’s vibe: a cozy blanket fort in a hurricane of existential dread.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

The gods of Caturday demand a sweet snuggly chonk, who am I to deny them

A large white cat with brown spots is lying on a pile of colorful pillows. His head is raised but his eyes are closed, because he wakes up very slowly (like me).

The same cat, having decided it is too early to be awake, is curled tightly into a ball. His little face is hidden in his front paws with one ear sticking out. He doesn’t want to wake up yet, and I heartily agree.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

It finally feels like Spring and it’s gorgeous 🌷

Two vivid pink flowers (tulips, maybe? I don’t know flowers) at the base of a tree.

My hand holding a tiny white flower, with a blurry background of green grass with more tiny white flowers. Everyone says these adorable things are weeds, but I think they are lovely.

A mossy stone wall with a flowering bush at the top of it.

A cute painted mural at the base of a house. It’s bright yellow with the state of Oregon in green, which has the words “Portland Oregon” and “old town” on it. On each side of the state are cute painted grey dogs, and to the right is a red rose.

Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

A soft, snuggly cat can reduce anxiety. Exhibit A:

King Louie, a lovely white cat with brown ears, is asleep on his side. He looks like he’s smiling. His little front paws are curled up against his chest. He is purring like crazy and his fur is soft as a rabbit.