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Sylvie

@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
1.6K followers 905 following 4.6K posts

Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner. GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Just my skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vmgxsy7gfv…

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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
post your best trees
An absolutely feckin huge tree with a trunk the width of a refrigerator and enormous above-ground roots. It has twisty branches with lots of leaves and you can see the lake behind it. If this was a movie, the tree would definitely be a memorable side character.
Picture taken at City Park in New Orleans.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Respectfully my dude, what the fuck
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Han shot first
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit that is stunning 🤩
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fennec is so beautiful! 🩶
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/09/2026
🎶 everybody have fun tonight everybody Carl Jung tonight 🎵
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No way to say this without sounding unhinged but I love a good cry in the bath 😆
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lol maybe it was wishing you a happy birthday
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Eric @astroeric12.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Most people are mirrors, reflecting the moods and emotions of the times; few are windows, bringing light to bear on the dark corners where troubles fester. The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows." Sydney J. Harris
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
YAY there is nothing quite like a new craft
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awww so cute! Mine is mostly white except for the ears & a tail that looks like a replacement part
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Omg you poor baby 😭🤣
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Twinsies!!
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It might win when the weed wears off 😁
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This kind of thing makes my rage and my exhaustion fight for dominance. Spoiler, nobody wins 😔
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait why do you have my cat
A white cat with tabby ears is slightly covering his nose with a big white paw as he naps.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That bish was depressing af, I have the same wish
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh shit that’s accurate 🤣 but then I’d ask Mr Pumpkins where the party’s at! DUDE JUST BUY THE JACKET 🎃
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember when I never knew
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👆🏻what she said
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate this so much I don’t have words. I’m so sorry friend. Sending you unlimited hugs 🫂
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You look so lovely and happy 🥰 Can we all bring back our “another era” energy because I think it would improve, um, literally everything ✨
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/1siRw9...
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Low Sun
Hermanos Gutiérrez · Sonido Cósmico · Song · 2024
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
or… Bleu-berry tea!
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not my POM!! 😭
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Highlander (1986) movie promo image
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is also my preferred method of avoiding interactions
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love this for you
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Same but we win because we’re not covered in sand
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That takes the Mona right out of my Lisa
The Mona Lisa altered so that she is making a dramatic, horrified face that is a very clear “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” reaction.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nope. Shan’t.
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Those anti-hobbit tubmakers must be held accountable
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very autumn-witchy of you, I approve
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
True, I can still sorta soak in this wee tub
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I once wrote a poem in turbulence because I was absolutely certain we were all about to die
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD is: a bathtub large enough to submerge my knees and tiddies simultaneously. I’m barely 5’3” so why is this too much to ask of the Apartment Gods?? Sheesh. 😔 What’s the one lil thing that y’all want in your life?
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yay clouds 🫯
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lovely picture!! 😍 I hope you have a peaceful day as well
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quite the flashback
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hate when I get my hopes up like that
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/kimm...
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Going to bed” is not “going to sleep” and therein lies the problem
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was trying to go to sleep but now I’m literally dancing on my bed lip synching this shit, how dare you
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes I believe that was husband #2
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
4 because I am rapidly entering my forest crone era and y’all should be very afraid
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cheers 🥂
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WUT
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RUDE 🤬
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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Sylvie @chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh! And an enormous Dr Pepper
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