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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 16/09/2026

SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” AGAIN. SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 18/06/2026

June 14 marked the 80th birthday of Donald J. Trump, a regrettable milestone made worse by the fact that he was still alive to celebrate it. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/june-18-2026

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No birthday for old pedophiles

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 17/06/2026

Sounds like somebody has a bad case of Obama Derangement Syndrome with a comorbidity of Biden Derangement Syndrome with a comorbidity of being an absolutely insufferable fucking asshole. newrepublic.com/post/211977/...

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Trump Calls Obama a “Son of a B*tch” After Disastrous Iran Deal Leaked

Donald Trump bragged about Barack Obama’s supposed stupidity despite his own deal with Iran being significantly worse.

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 29/05/2026

COMING AT YOU LIVE THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! AN ALL-AMERIKKKAN ASS KICKIN’ AT THE WHITE SUPREMACY WHITE TRASH WHITE HOUSE! FREE CRIMINAL PARDON WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF $1 MILLION OR MORE!

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 29/05/2026

Oh, to be so lucky as to have President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sitting in the Oval Office instead

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 29/05/2026

Oh, to be so lucky as to have President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho sitting in the Oval Office instead

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 29/05/2026

COMING AT YOU LIVE THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! AN ALL-AMERIKKKAN ASS KICKIN’ AT THE WHITE SUPREMACY WHITE TRASH WHITE HOUSE! FREE CRIMINAL PARDON WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF $1 MILLION OR MORE!

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 07/05/2026

Independent journalists don't have algorithms on our side—we have YOU. Reposting our work gives corporate media the finger. You’re the megaphone and distribution network we can’t survive without. Please reshare our work. To us, it means everything. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-7-2026

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Gonzo Report 149 – May 7, 2026

Take away our meds. Label us all terrorists. Let's see how that works out for you.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 07/05/2026

Honestly, it's the mood on the ground in every other state, too.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 07/05/2026

Take away our meds. Label us all terrorists. Let's see how that works out for you. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-7-2026

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Gonzo Report 149 – May 7, 2026

Take away our meds. Label us all terrorists. Let's see how that works out for you.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/05/2026

If you've been waiting for lead-based paint to make a comeback, this might just be your lucky year, kid. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-6-2026

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Gonzo Report 148 – May 6, 2026

If you've been waiting for lead-based paint to make a comeback, this might just be your lucky year, kid.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 04/05/2026

I’m not a fan of Sunday, the way it signals the end of an over-too-soon weekend then just hands you over to Monday like a fucking kidnap victim in a poorly planned hostage exchange. Deeply, profoundly rude. Hard pass. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-3-2026

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May 3, 2026: Weekend update: Cliffs notes for doomscrollers

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 04/05/2026

How do you feel about Sundays? I’m not a fan—the way it signals the end of an over-too-soon weekend then just hands you over to Monday like a fucking kidnap victim in a poorly planned hostage exchange? Deeply, profoundly rude. Hard pass. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-3-2026

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May 3, 2026: Weekend update: Cliffs notes for doomscrollers

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Rep. Justin J. Pearson @justinjpearson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Trump just said that he and Bill Lee are determined to eliminate our representation in Congress. District 9 is the ONLY Democratic and ONLY Black-majority congressional district in Tennessee. This is a direct attack on Black political power and our community in Memphis. We’re not backing down!

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

i once staged an assassination attempt on my life bc i wanted to build a larger dining room in my house so i get it, bro

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026

I’ve said it many, many times before and I’ll keep saying it as long as he keeps opening his big, dumb mouth: traitorous slob John Fetterman can fuck all the way off into the sun.

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Jana Warrior Angel @janabw81.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think I’d be quite so jovial minutes after an assassination attempt.

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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I have an ideas to cut back on political violence: hold accountable the political leaders who promote violence, pardon and praise violent thugs, and accelerate the distribution of guns in our society. Trump owns this violence. He is its primary author.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/04/2026

Candid photograph of Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth after walking out of a press briefing by President Donald Trump at the White House, following a shooting incident during the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, in Washington, D.C. 📸 REUTERS/Kylie Cooper

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026

Dear Dana Bash, Go fuck yourself, you complicit piece of shit. Sincerely, All of us

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026

For those wondering how someone with bad intentions could get that close to Trump despite Secret Service protection and law enforcement coordination, the answer is simple: it’s easy for this to happen when you orchestrate the entire charade, exactly as you did the first and second time.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026

Bummer. I looked forward to watching the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tonight, but turns out, it was just a rerun.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 17/04/2026

Never thought I'd write a newsletter that mentioned dead raccoon dicks, but here we are. This used to be a serious newsletter. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/apr-16-2026

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Never thought I'd write a newsletter that mentioned dead raccoon dicks, but here we are

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 17/04/2026

Never thought I'd write a newsletter that mentioned dead raccoon dicks, but here we are. This used to be a serious newsletter. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/apr-16-2026

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Never thought I'd write a newsletter that mentioned dead raccoon dicks, but here we are

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/04/2026

What do you get when you mix toxic landfill runoff and excess grease trap waste from a Mar-a-Lago buffet with whatever septic detritus lies at the bottom of Steve Bannon's laundry hamper? gonzoreport.substack.com/p/apr-5-2026

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Wham. Bam. Fuck you, Pam.

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Minnesota 50501 @mn50501.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Have you ever wondered what it's like inside the Whipple Detention Center? Well, Brandon Siguenza explains his experience being detained there (and it's really gross).

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Nick Benson @ottergoose.net · 08/04/2026

Over the past few weeks, the UMD Bulldogs, Merrimack Warriors, Wisconsin Badgers, Texas Longhorns, and Santa Clara Broncos, all flew their teams on this particular jet - Eastern Air Express's N808TJ. Today it flew shackled ICE detainees between Texas, Nebraska, Minnesota, and Louisiana. 🧵

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/04/2026

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Wham. Bam. Fuck you, Pam.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/04/2026

Okay, hear me out—gas chambers but this time they’re for the Nazis.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/04/2026

Okay, hear me out—gas chambers but this time they’re for the Nazis.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 16/03/2026

@newtgingrich OR! Or—and hear me out on this one—you could FUCK OFF making such batshit insane suggestions while we have a trigger happy, raving lunatic in the White House who once suggested we nuke a hurricane. (No, seriously, fuck off.)

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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Israel has expanded it’s genocide into Iran. Fuck Israel.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 02/03/2026

I have a strong hunch we’re about to learn that bone spurs are a hereditary trait. Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime gonzoreport.substack.com/p/mar-2-2026

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Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime

How a draft-dodging convicted criminal took America to war without Congress or cause

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 02/03/2026

BREAKING: Kash Patel is a cross-eyed freak who can fuck off into the sun.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 02/03/2026

I have a strong hunch we’re about to learn that bone spurs are a hereditary trait. Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime gonzoreport.substack.com/p/mar-2-2026

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Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime

How a draft-dodging convicted criminal took America to war without Congress or cause

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 02/03/2026

you guys I think maybe he meant “know new wars”

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 01/03/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump has just been diagnosed with bone spurs.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The virus killed my uncle in just four days during the initial wave. He died alone in the ICU on a ventilator because nobody was allowed in the room. These trolls want to make a “comedy” out of it.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/02/2026

Justice for Dr. Linda Davis. ICE must be held accountable for the deadly chain of events and the cruel aftermath. Her memory lives on in every life she touched.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 11/02/2026

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

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Bock Sam @bocksam.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Do you get the feeling she is about to come apart right in front of the committee? Her reference to the Dow and S&P…. I can’t even imagine 🍊💩 will be pleased with her theatrics today.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 12/02/2026

Sham Blondi is as dirty and corrupt as they come.

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Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 11/02/2026

Sham Blondi is a vile and reprehensible KKKuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

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