Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026I’ve said it many, many times before and I’ll keep saying it as long as he keeps opening his big, dumb mouth: traitorous slob John Fetterman can fuck all the way off into the sun. 120
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/04/2026For those wondering how someone with bad intentions could get that close to Trump despite Secret Service protection and law enforcement coordination, the answer is simple: it’s easy for this to happen when you orchestrate the entire charade, exactly as you did the first and second time. 091
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 16/03/2026@newtgingrich OR! Or—and hear me out on this one—you could FUCK OFF making such batshit insane suggestions while we have a trigger happy, raving lunatic in the White House who once suggested we nuke a hurricane. (No, seriously, fuck off.) 061
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 31/12/2025This is a real push notification I just received from the Associated Press, and I’m convinced we couldn’t be more embarrassing as a nation if we tried. 010
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 04/12/2025Hate Trump and his regime? I got you. gonzoreport.substack.com 020
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 02/12/2025If you couldn’t tell, I fucking hate him. For more like this, please subscribe to the daily Gonzo Report and enjoy as I tear Spray-Tan Stalin and his gang of grifters, goons, and gutter trash a new asshole. gonzoreport.substack.com/subscribe 040
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 20/11/2025Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me. 010
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 08/10/2025Her name is Dariana Fajardo. She is a 23 year old, native-born, American citizen. Today she was abducted outside City Hall in Waukegan, IL by a domestic terrorist group of white supremacist, pig-fucking coward ass bitches. This shit is not going to end until we put an end to it ourselves. #FuckICE 043
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 08/06/2025Heads up, Los Angeles. National Guard is coming and U.S. Marines may follow. 232
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 30/04/2025More than 72 million Americans rely on Medicaid for health care coverage — that’s 1 in 5 people in this country. And 41% of ALL births care covered by Medicaid. Republicans want women pregnant with no access to maternity care. #HandsOffOurMedicaid 011
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 18/04/2025Say what you will about the Washington Post, they’re still out here with hard-hitting reporting on the most important top news stories of the day. 041
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/04/2025This was on a post about Trump cutting funding that will affect a children’s science museum. This is how I will be handling MAGA from now on. 3113
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 05/03/2025Live view of Trump getting ready to address Congress now. 0165
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 26/02/2025This fake-Christian fascist piece of shit is Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) who thinks that he has a right to speak to a child asking him a question like this… 3163
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 21/02/2025Watch this absolute piece of SHIT disrespect Maine governor Janet Mills in front of a room full of people, acting like HE is the law. Janet Mills is a BOSS. This degenerate son of a bitch makes my fucking blood boil. I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers. (Video courtesy of @COURIER on TikTok) 3419948
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 16/02/2025Billionaire co-founder of AirBnB Joe Gebbia has joined Elon Musk’s DOGE team, so let’s spread awareness and make sure nobody books a goddamn thing through AirBnB ever again, shall we? 17424031512
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 06/02/2025Pennsylvania, what the fuck is wrong with your boy? He's Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema rolled into one, with an extra sprinkle of dumbfuckery. 85591127
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 04/02/2025Hey Jill Stein voters or Americans who sat out our last election (literally our very last election,) would you get a load of this? Whoever could’ve seen this coming? 1716246
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 31/01/2025If you’re feeling pissed off, allow me the honor of venting on your behalf. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/from-trage... 1526174
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 29/01/2025Lotta people here post memes. I normally post text and links but, I mean, come on. How could I not share this? 529375
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 19/01/2025And there it is, folks. TikTok has just become a state-sponsored arm of the MAGA propaganda machine. 1112
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 16/01/2025Why does he look like such a ghoul in every photo these days? Oh, that's right—because he is a ghoul. 0100
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 12/01/2025I am SICK of these motherfuckers telling US that in order to help us, WHICH IS THEIR FUCKING JOB, that there will be “strings attached.” FUCK YOU AND YOUR STRINGS. 2306
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 12/01/2025Oh my god, that photo is Clay Higgins and the guy Trump picked to head the IRS! 100
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 24/12/2024It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fuck This: Merry Everything and Happy Whatever gonzoreport.substack.com/p/its-begi… 021
Chris Zappa @chriszappa.com · 19/12/2024Rand Paul really is one of the biggest assholes in Congress. 231
