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Chris Wolfe

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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Also this belongs in the editors' notes hall of fame: "[Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and pled guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]"
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
BREAKING from PP We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens* The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied: Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado www.propublica.org/article/immi... by @nicolefoy.bsky.social
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More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
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Aozora @aozorasf.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“If the person is a US citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Brett Kavanaugh
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Is Christop here?”
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Apple Music seemingly turned on song transitions during the iOS26 update. If you like me don’t like them: settings > music > song transitions disable
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Folks they're calling it The Mario.
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“It’s called empathy, you dusty old fart”
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This isn’t making our communities safer; it’s a performative show of force and a waste of taxpayer dollars. It needs to end. blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/28/a...
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Armed Border Patrol Agents Disrupt Peaceful Downtown Day: 'It's Horrifying'
The federal troops were seen in Millennium Park, on the Magnificent Mile and in the Gold Coast — days after patrolling the Chicago River in a boat. "This is another brazen provocation from the Trump a...
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Kenn White @kennwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If you appreciate the Liam Neeson line: “What I have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you”, you will love this post from @mjg59.bsky.social mjg59.dreamwidth.org/73317.html
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
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reaperhulk.bsky.social @reaperhulk.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
All the world's developers are a toddler and X.509 is the neighbor's unfenced pool.
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 23/09/2025
*hot dog guy gif*
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 23/09/2025
No evidence. No science. No solutions.   Just Trump peddling another dangerous lie — this time about Tylenol and autism — that sows chaos, scares parents, and puts our health at risk.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/09/2025
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
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Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD @ryankatzrosene.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This is mind-blowing. Norway has gone from essentially ZERO sales of non-emitting Battery Electric Vehicles to *94%* of new passenger vehicles sales. In about 13 years! Incredible. How are they doing it @robbieandrew.bsky.social?
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
TO CONTRACTORS INSTALLING TOILETS: THE ORDER OF WASHERS, SEALS, AND BOLTS MATTERS
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Bruh
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
/2 Promoting civic ignorance is an absolutely central component of the project of Trumpism.
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@lawfaremedia.org “how could this have possibly happened?” “Alina Habba was his lawyer” has absolutely destroyed me 🤣
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Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Everything is stupid
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
better things are possible!!!!
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Chris Wolfe @chriswolfe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I purchased EV adapters from a2z. Built in China, sold by a Canadian firm who designed them. Total cost of goods was 110 USD. Tarifs imposed were entirely incorrect - 307 USD. This is absurd.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 25/08/2025
A solid burn, but there’s something deeply hilarious about Nick fucking Clegg of all people complaining about groupthink causing otherwise smart people to drive en masse over a cliff.
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 22/08/2025
schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
a boeing 737 having something to drink from the coast after a long day of flying
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NPR @npr.org · 18/08/2025
JUST IN: The right-wing news channel Newsmax has agreed to pay $67 million to Dominion Voting Systems over its coverage of the 2020 presidential election. A trial had been scheduled for October. n.pr/3UuKeyZ
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Newsmax pays $67 million to settle defamation case linked to 2020 election coverage
The right-wing news channel Newsmax has agreed to pay $67 million to Dominion Voting Systems over its coverage of the 2020 presidential election. A trial had been scheduled for October.
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Johnny McNulty @johnnymcnulty.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
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Jessica Huseman @jessicahuseman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I'm going to publish the entirety of an exchange I just had with the press office of the DOJ. I want you to see how they are talking about truth.
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Scott @smadin.net · 16/08/2025
I've always hated "Agile" ideology's use of the term "sprint". You know what actual sprinters do at a track meet? They run as fast as they can for a very short time, and then they _don't run_ for a _much longer time_. They definitely don't run another sprint immediately after a five-second break!
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
what an image
Putin shrugging shoulders as report asks if he will stop killing civilians
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Ignorance is how we got here. Sigh.
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 09/08/2025
This photo speaks volumes
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Wow this is really going to help the Dean Jones Industry Average
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/08/2025
kennedy is going to kill a lot of people
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/08/2025
Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
NEW: On Fox, Stephen Miller was unequivocal: the Trump administration wants a *minimum* of 3,000 immigration arrests per day to carry out Trump’s mass deportation policy. On Friday night, DHS/ICE confirmed they’d never received such an order. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
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Thomas Ptacek @sockpuppet.org · 20/07/2025
Some really good detail in this post on the limitations of agent architectures: utkarshkanwat.com/writing/bett...
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Why I'm Betting Against AI Agents in 2025 (Despite Building Them)
I've built 12+ production AI agent systems across development, DevOps, and data operations. Here's why the current hype around autonomous agents is mathematically impossible and what actually works in...
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Am I coming into work on Monday and proposing a Tolkein-themed anti-Ring campaign where we encourage people to throw their Rings into the nearest volcano? I don't know. Maybe.
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Kenny Paterson @kennyog.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Would it be too salty to say how reassuring it is to find so many new experts in quantum computing and post quantum cryptography suddenly popping up over on LinkedIn?
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
hopefully his departure will make a small difference or maybe even a vas deferens
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Dittie @dittie.sheshed.rocks · 20/06/2025
Do I really have to say anything more than this? We promised those people safety. He’s sending them home to die. @democrats.senate.gov get off your asses and do something. Use their tricks against them. Grow a pair.
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Afghan who helped U.S. military arrested by ICE after routine immigration hearing
An Afghan who helped U.S. military forces at war was arrested by ICE agents after appearing for an immigration hearing in San Diego. He may now face deportation despite death threats from the Taliban.
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Spud Lovr @spudlovr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics
Image of an large cat walking on top of a long snake, with caption OH LAWD HE TREADIN'
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
As @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org knows I have a weird hang up about pictures of government leaders in offices and this is why.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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