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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3h
If we had The Best Internet instead of our current hellscape, we could just ask “hey, anyone know Steve? He was cool” and eventually you’d get back in contact with Steve (who sounds cool)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3h
It was aggressively mid (not quite complimentary but certainly not derogatory)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3h
“Hadouken hadouken hadouken hadouken” <audience groans> “Low kick low kick low kick low kick” <audience ready to burn down the theater>
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 4h
New one. It was mid at best, and I wanted it to be cool
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h
I watched Mortal Kombat 2 in the same way
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 6h
Seriously, please don't be too shy or polite to ask for ICE whistles if you need them, especially in SoCal. A bunch of us have stockpiles all ready to go in case of surges, if you have the ability to pass them out, we have the whistles!
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Mark Bixby @markbixby.bsky.social · 6h
Here is his opponent glorifying political violence to her kid in 2017.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 8h
“A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.” theintercept.com/2026/10/08/i...
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ICE Agent on Scene of NYC Shooting Was Posing as Construction Worker, Eyewitness Says
A member of Congress at the scene confirmed to The Intercept that there was a child in the victim’s car when ICE agents shot at it.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h
She’ll never debate me
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h
poke poke poke BOOM
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h
Love that my opponent is trying to paint me as someone who wants political violence and meanwhile her party is going to execute someone on live tv (after already murdering multiple citizens in the streets and fishermen in boats)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks, yeah I don’t plan on stopping
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h
Thank you!
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11h
This is indistinguishable from the white nationalist comments at our city council meeting last night, including the part where they started shouting “White man fight back”
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Chris Kluwe, Candidate for Assembly District 72 @kluweoc.bsky.social · 12h
If you follow Brenda Glim, one of our amazing Surf City 4 candidates, you might have seen some clips from Tuesday’s city council meeting. Prior to my comment, there was a showing of blatant antisemitism and white nationalism.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 12h
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11h
We oppose generative AI
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Chris Kluwe, Candidate for Assembly District 72 @kluweoc.bsky.social · 14h
I’m proud to be endorsed by Reproductive Freedom for All! Reproductive healthcare, including abortion and contraception, is healthcare, full stop.
Proudly endorsed by Reproductive Freedom for All.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah Shaw is an absolute nightmare nutjob
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12h
Hey everyone, a local ICE watcher was brutally attacked this morning while observing ICE in Santa Ana (she had teeth knocked out), if you’re available this afternoon there’s a protest at the civic center plaza in Santa Ana
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OC Community Self-Defense Coalition on Instagram: "ALL OUT FOR JACKIE: PROTEST TODAY AT SAFB 📍34 Civic Center 🕓 4:00 PM This morning around 5 AM, ICE agents beat and arrested Jackie, a longtime commu...
718 likes, 22 comments - occommunityselfdefense on October 8, 2026: "ALL OUT FOR JACKIE: PROTEST TODAY AT SAFB 📍34 Civic Center 🕓 4:00 PM This morning around 5 AM, ICE agents beat and arrested Jackie...
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15h
They get hit in the head a lot
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15h
SoCal folks, have a call to action for you for tomorrow. Please show up if you can
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 18h
The far-right's favorite "intellectual" says the quiet part out loud.
A tweet from Curtis Yarvin that says "what if Open AI solves the Jewish problem"
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Jason Furman @jasonfurman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what crowd out looks like.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He did :/
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The crazy thing is that if he actually had a brain, he’d realize Orange County (Seal Beach specifically) is a high priority target due to the naval weapons station
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This man is unfit in every possible sense of the word. He is the worst impulses of this nation given physical form, and it is the duty of every single one of us who actually believe in freedom and democracy to make sure he and his followers are banished from power.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But don’t you know that was SocialTurboCommunism??
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think that’s the part that really pisses me off, because it’s clear we have the construction capacity to do it
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d prefer to address the problems before we get to The Bad Things
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beginning to suspect that the ability to memorize a playbook and defensive fronts is not an indicator of general intelligence
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s almost literally impossible for the mind to comprehend
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, it’s not great. Historically, when wealth inequality gets this severe Bad Things Happen
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoooo boy, that’ll really make things spicy if it happens
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People always ask “where are you going to get the money to pay for stuff like housing and healthcare and public transit” and the answer is the same as it’s always been Make the rich pay their fair share
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re gonna bring back Work From Home (because no one wants to get out of bed)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. Make it harder to get oil 2. ???? 3. Oil prices go down! See, it’s actually really easy
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They absolutely did
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I ran a website that gave teens advice on how to commit suicide I would go to jail
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 07/10/2026
"We don't want to turn into a banana republic, so we won't try to rein in corporations" is the kind of thing you say if you don't know what makes a banana republic a banana republic, and instead want to be a banana republic where the bananas are data centers.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh that sounds exactly like the kind of slicked back hair bullshit some asshole trying to get another $30k on their year end bonus would pull
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You, you burn in hell now
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things I Love, ranked: 1. My family 2. Videogames 3. Sushi 4. Humanity As A Whole 5. puppies . . . 8272730109286373. Feeling rusty metal slowly slide up my urethra 8272730109286374. My insurance company
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Won fifteen Emmy awards in the year 2032 during President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s first term
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well done
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(also that entire thread and every reply is a goddamn delight)
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what social media is supposed to be They stole our whimsy, darth, they ruined it for future generations, and I will never forgive them for it
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I… now understand the concept, thank you for the explanation, and yes, my child’s comment was absolutely accurate. Going frame by frame in my opponent’s attack ad is a trip into surrealism.
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