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Chris Wagner

@chriswagner.bsky.social
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Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: linktr.ee/chriswagner

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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Whatever this is" kinda looks like... horniness? There's no mention of actual qualifications...
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let them fight dot meme?
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“let em nuke San Diego” is so funny. sir isn’t a third of our entire Navy stationed there
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuck I was not expecting Oliver fucking Reed
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might be worth the Cameo to get Hugo Weaving to read it aloud
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahhh yes, the sprawling conspiracy of "patients surviving long enough to return for their followup"
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My parents' anniversary is six months before my birthday. We've never discussed the math.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't believe you of all people missed the "Peg" joke smdh
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Emperor Palpatine saying let the hate flow through you
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, but admittedly we are not sending our best
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 Fast 4 Jesus
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure you're aware of @edyong209.bsky.social 's book?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peripheral's cancellation burnt me pretty bad... What I really want is The Bridge. Almost like reading current events at this point.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the Joker put the poison in the hygiene products and makeup
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
accumulating vast wealth is like drinking seawater, creating a thirst for more while driving you mad but unfortunately for the rest of us rather than bringing a swift end, it prolongs life
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I only acknowledge people with no Norman DNA to be True English
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Never prayed for a tornado before
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is the time that is flying
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rufo literally announced the plan on Twitter
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pretense is that the voucher moment including the fine folks from Heritage, innocently standing by, saw the "culture wars" happening around "woke," and decided to then push aggressively for vouchers. First of all, Heritage *created* the CRT panic.
archive.ph
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Motherfucker get on a plane and GO then
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perjury trap but you stick your own head in to test it
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Photo of RFK Jr pointing up with the caption "I did that"
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or by its generic name, propylene glycol
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep going!
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many Scaramuccis
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this the "brat with godlike powers" one?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy on the opposite shore pulling a piece of fishing line
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There but for the grace of God go I"
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Chicken hawk joke]
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah say ah say, ChickenHawk?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look what I'm trying to say is anyone who'd willingly go to a Hawks game would deserve prison
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plus side: his eventual time on the stand will be a prosecutor's dream.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hawks no less!
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screenshot of one of my posts saying all AI wearables should be met with spraypaint
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many Scaramuccis will she last?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Senator, the ice cubes were made out of ginger ale!"
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol I wouldn't hire these dipshits to investigate an Encyclopedia Brown case
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody check the temperature in hell
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only reason this punk kid got into The Cure, The Pixies, The Smiths
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WRENS MENTIONED
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some BODY Once told me That I have to choose Texas
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does paying for one not count?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe I don't follow that particularly "incessant" media coverage
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
13 candidates for "Local Youth Pastor Arrested for Indecent Liberties with a Minor" headline
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