Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Whatever this is" kinda looks like... horniness? There's no mention of actual qualifications... 040
Reposted by Chris Wagnerthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“let em nuke San Diego” is so funny. sir isn’t a third of our entire Navy stationed there 917920
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh fuck I was not expecting Oliver fucking Reed 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Might be worth the Cameo to get Hugo Weaving to read it aloud 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ahhh yes, the sprawling conspiracy of "patients surviving long enough to return for their followup" 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My parents' anniversary is six months before my birthday. We've never discussed the math. 010
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can't believe you of all people missed the "Peg" joke smdh 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm sure you're aware of @edyong209.bsky.social 's book? 020
Reposted by Chris Wagnerworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10261021709
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Peripheral's cancellation burnt me pretty bad... What I really want is The Bridge. Almost like reading current events at this point. 080
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When the Joker put the poison in the hygiene products and makeup 000
Reposted by Chris WagnerGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026accumulating vast wealth is like drinking seawater, creating a thirst for more while driving you mad but unfortunately for the rest of us rather than bringing a swift end, it prolongs life 06410
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I only acknowledge people with no Norman DNA to be True English 020
Reposted by Chris WagnerAnne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The pretense is that the voucher moment including the fine folks from Heritage, innocently standing by, saw the "culture wars" happening around "woke," and decided to then push aggressively for vouchers. First of all, Heritage *created* the CRT panic.archive.ph 111411
Reposted by Chris WagnerWTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣 291637422
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Perjury trap but you stick your own head in to test it 020
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guy on the opposite shore pulling a piece of fishing line 070
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Look what I'm trying to say is anyone who'd willingly go to a Hawks game would deserve prison 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Plus side: his eventual time on the stand will be a prosecutor's dream. 110
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Senator, the ice cubes were made out of ginger ale!" 010
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lol I wouldn't hire these dipshits to investigate an Encyclopedia Brown case 110
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The only reason this punk kid got into The Cure, The Pixies, The Smiths 010
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some BODY Once told me That I have to choose Texas 000
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Or maybe I don't follow that particularly "incessant" media coverage 110
Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/202613 candidates for "Local Youth Pastor Arrested for Indecent Liberties with a Minor" headline 010