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Chris Wagner

@chriswagner.bsky.social
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Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: linktr.ee/chriswagner

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
accumulating vast wealth is like drinking seawater, creating a thirst for more while driving you mad but unfortunately for the rest of us rather than bringing a swift end, it prolongs life
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Anne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pretense is that the voucher moment including the fine folks from Heritage, innocently standing by, saw the "culture wars" happening around "woke," and decided to then push aggressively for vouchers. First of all, Heritage *created* the CRT panic.
archive.ph
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cornell University’s TimTok page is brutal There are 40k comments on their page. And MAGA CULT SLAYER just posted this one 🤣
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Motherfucker get on a plane and GO then
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There but for the grace of God go I"
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screenshot of one of my posts saying all AI wearables should be met with spraypaint
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many Scaramuccis will she last?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol I wouldn't hire these dipshits to investigate an Encyclopedia Brown case
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody check the temperature in hell
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe I don't follow that particularly "incessant" media coverage
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drag them into this century kicking and screaming
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought this was old news? Did he do it more than once?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TBH it solves the pervert glasses problem too
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Easily solved by carrying one of those little hobby-sized cans of spraypaint on your person at all times
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol lmao even
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I figured this was just understood a long time ago
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A screen shot of one of my past skeets saying "Shut the fuck up nerd". I have a feeling I'll need this again soon.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social !
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol he DEAD dead to them
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
newrepublic.com
MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I Only Had Two Brains
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
some idiot pundit: wow, libs hate him this much but they don't want him to die, this must be a sign they're interested in healing *Evelyn Normielib leaning into the mic* I want him to suffer
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As always, what @greatdismal.bsky.social wrote about thirty years ago is news today.
Cover of William Gibson's "Idoru", one of whose characters is essentially an AI-generated celebrity.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not beating the "genital inspecting perverts" allegations
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
25% of Mexico would be ~33 million people, which is almost equal to the total number of Mexican-Americans (39 million). This is just open racism saying that no one of Mexican descent belongs here. But tell me more about how Democrats are responsible for everything Hasan Piker says.
Acyn &
@Acyn
X.com
Schmitt: There's 25% of Mexico is here and 75-70% of them are on welfare. You want to know why rents are up? You want to know why hospital waiting rooms take too long for American citizens to get? That's the answer.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About two or three years ago, I joked that this would happen
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shut the fuck up nerd
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Michael C. Dorf @dorfonlaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps needless to say, I'm not on Truth Social or X. Has Trump threatened to fire Kevin Warsh yet? Has Jeanine Pirro issued a subpoena to Warsh? Did Bill Pulte accuse Warsh of mortgage fraud?
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why fuck with half measures? Get out the skull calipers!
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 21/08/2026
Wage theft is theft. Tenant harassment is illegal. Those who defraud vulnerable New Yorkers will be held accountable. We are working with Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg to share real-time information and crack down on crimes that target workers and consumers.
cbsnews.com
Workers' rights at the heart of new NYC initiative, Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg says
Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and the Department of Consumer and Worker Protection commissioner are partnering up to combat wage theft, tenant harassment and fraud targeting immigrants.
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Matthew Hoppock @hoppock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey. Something enormous is being built in Kansas City out of public view. The government is building a massive new multi-agency immigration complex: a new Immigration Court, a huge ICE/OPLA office, a new USCIS “Kansas City Mission Center,” and CISA space, all in the same building. I got the plans.🧵
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can only make the "jerkoff" hand motion for so long before I get tendon damage
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LLLLEEEEETTTT TTTTHHHHEEEEMMMM CCCCOOOOOKKKK
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Then they sure do have terrible fucking aim
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trey looking like a Panem aristocrat
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess what? 1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera 2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition 3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows) www.printables.com/model/180491...
printables.com
Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's no way this took more than one take
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 26/08/2026
Riley Gaines about to place fifth in the women’s sports culture wars.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
His real crime: not frauding big enough
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lol fuck off
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The answer is: screwed. Even less revenue for schools, infrastructure, services than the last five times taxpayers were asked for a handout by billionaires. TIF is a scourge.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Short version: Blond Tucker is Sad
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Imagine wage theft being pursued this vigorously.
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