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Tom Jones

@christschin.bsky.social
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, well, well. 115 charges.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some say clothes maketh the man. I say, watch this. Dressed for a shift on the IT helpdesk with a headset mike no less, he absolutes smashes this out of the park.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lovely bit of tackle this. www.fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goals
fourfourtwo.com
442GOALS
Play the viral 442GOALS game and build an XI of Premier League legends!
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just the US Health secretary spitballing about chemtrails and 5g. Can’t see it becoming a problem. www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...
independent.co.uk
RFK Jr switches gears from anti-vaxx promotion to amplify 5G conspiracy theory
The conspiracy theory, which got its start in the pandemic, has long been debunked
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prince Charles’s toothpaste squeezer is a superb euphemism
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve lost confidence that I know what praying means.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mad headline framing of a policy which at its core is - feed kids healthier food in school. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
telegraph.co.uk
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Away day stickers. Love them. They aren’t big, they aren’t clever but I can’t help but find them funny.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let me help you out.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There might be a word that is a better fit than dividend here if you have a really hard think. www.ft.com/content/acfc... via @ft
ft.com
Trump promises $5,000 ‘dividend’ for US voters if Republicans win midterms
President puts himself at centre of congressional election campaign despite his plummeting approval ratings
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, no… I think I’ll just have it black thanks, no sugar. www.thetimes.com/article/82b1...
thetimes.com
As cockroaches colonise northern Japan, scientists hail their milk
The loathed insects are spreading as the climate warms but Japanese researchers have discovered that their milk contains far more energy than that of a cow
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tough paper rounds man. The oldest person on this page is 16. Not one of them is getting ID’d on the strictest check 25 door on the UK
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To be fair, he does know a lot about illegal occupations www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
independent.co.uk
Israeli minister calls for sanctions on UK over ‘occupation’ of Falkland Islands
Israeli ministers have sided with Argentina again despite Buenos Aires sanctioning an Israeli oil firm
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well I, for one, assume that these 2 live stories are entirely unconnected.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
United SS Force uniforms are are a bit on the nose.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m sorry what, people are sharing pizzas? Don’t believe you mate.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It isn’t hard to look like the good guys compared to FIFA, but this really is a super bit of work. www.thetimes.com/article/fa13...
thetimes.com
Uefa to boycott World Cup in protest against Fifa sell-off
European governing body takes decision at crisis meeting in move that will likely trigger a collapse in Gianni Infantino’s scheme to sell stakes in tournament to private investors
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cucurella to score a last minute winner and celebrate by covering his mouth please.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Embarrassing by Messi that. Real Ronaldo behaviour.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yer Da’s got a new hobby.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cantona, sat at home with a lovely glass of wine, watching Deschamps handing out drinks in the hydration break having the time of his life.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Great match. I thought that for Spain to win it would have to be a real possession slog. France being so poor has made it a much better game. Still back Mbappe or Olise to produce a moment of magic.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What a goal that is. France in trouble.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Amazing that when you have a shot at goal and attack with a low percentage pass, rather than playing football as chess, backwards and sideways possession perverts you score against inferior opposition.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That is a superb goal
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Going to make the card tricks very difficult www.thetimes.com/article/6fde...
thetimes.com
Jordan Henderson set to miss rest of World Cup after breaking arm
England midfielder will have surgery after suffering injury jumping over an advertising hoarding — but will stay with the squad in role as leader
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tim Vickery has a lovely old job. World expert and first phone call for expertise on your absolute passion.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Good World Cup so far, but need a bit more of this.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The big takeaway has to be that Tommy Tuchs is in desperate need of a Big Jack baseball cap.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What an amazing final. An absolute gift to have Littler and Humphries in the same era
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Belting start to this final. Premier League darts delivers every week.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/05/2026
I’d forgotten this magnificent story about Roger Moore (which Facebook just reminded me of) so I’m reposting it here for the clicks
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tennis is the only sports scoring system that actually makes sense. You hit the ball over the net? Incredible! That's worth at least 15 points. You did it again? Have another 15! You did it a third time? Well you're obviously pretty good at this so you only get 10 this time
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026
I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Absolute pervert behaviour. You cannot be going around interviewing people whilst wearing sunglasses inside.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am fundamentally against the idea of individual awards in team sports, but if Khvicha Kvaratskhelia doesn’t win the ballon d’or we might as well give up. The joy of kicking a ball personified.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 06/05/2026
Asteroid please.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
John Terry and Dennis Wise is it. Well I am shocked and surprised. It’s always the ones you most suspect. metro.co.uk/2026/04/29/a...
metro.co.uk
Two former Chelsea captains back call to 'ban foreigners claiming benefits'
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Big Real Madrid vs Chelsea energy. Is it possible for both of them to lose. apple.news/AZL_Q5FCCRYO...
apple.news
Elon Musk and Sam Altman bring their rivalry to court — The Economist
Of the two unloved billionaires, which will the jury trust?
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Diddlysquat @vimfuego18.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Burnley players first training session under caretaker Michael Jackson hailed a success.🤣 #LUFC
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Work to do here if we are going to have another 9 goal thriller
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The second best phrase I’ve heard for when someone has the zipper of their pants undone is the Chinese 天安门开了. It means “The Gate of Heavenly Peace is open.” The best phrase I’ve heard is the Spanish la farmacia está abierta y el doctor dormido. It means “the pharmacy is open, and the doctor asleep.”
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you had told me 25 years ago that I would be rooting for Bayern to win a European match and gutted that they weren’t, I would have thought you were mad.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What a match this is. Rochdale vs York was going to take some beating for match of the week but they are giving it a good go.
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Superb content, real odd ball behaviour. “You’re going to think this is weird, here is a key that gets me into work. Anyway….this is a tangle tease I carry with me everywhere that has a photo of my wife and half my children on it”
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Tom Jones @christschin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The absolute state of those mitts.
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