Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1hOooo we could blown the brakes off Miz there. But if we are going to keep having at bats like this, I think we will be alright. The presumptive Cy Young winner in the NL is at 47 pitches after. 000
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingMexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ANDY PAGES WITH THAT GOLDFISH MENTALITY! 011
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I hope someone has told Andy Pages’ family about his awesomeness tonight 030
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ANDY PAGES WITH THAT GOLDFISH MENTALITY! 011
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes the NYT claimed "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware" that he posted it 491871395
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 1770211599
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't know how people find these random old posts, but sometimes they find a winner. Yesterday someone liked this 2+ year old image and it let me see it again. Look at baby Colin Robinson. 231425176
Reposted by Mexican Pirate Kingtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 192114873127
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seeing some 'looks like a p0rn star' chatter about Jacob Shaffelburg tonight, and it's understandable Personally I'm getting more of an 'accomplished studio technician who quietly made crucial contributions to Dylan and The Band's Big Pink sessions back in '67' vibe here 10432
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yamamoto-dono is unbelievably clutch, y’all 020
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But it WAS a good-ass nap, was it not? 210
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They didn't watch the cursed tape. They didn't go into the basement. Never touched that Ouija board. They made all the right choices and that leaves them unable to understand the fate of those they were closest to. 6704
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Their loved ones disappear in mysterious circumstances. They could find out what happened, but it would involve making the same bad decision. They won't do it. They're not that stupid. (They feel so guilty for thinking their lost loved ones are stupid.) Haunted by other people's bad decisions. 1644
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Film that is about the character that encountered an obvious horror movie set up and went "Yep, I'm out." But their friends didn't. 🧵 27311
Reposted by Mexican Pirate Kingemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is a better post about Rufo than Chait's, promise. emptywheel.net/2026/10/04/c...emptywheel.netChristopher Rufo Whines about Being Named as the Propagandist Who Rationalized Alleged Klan Act Violence - emptywheelThe lawsuit by Renee Good's family likens the mask Jonathan Ross wore the day he killed Renee Good to hooded Klan terrorism prohibited by the Klan Act. 8305122
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Random person, usually a student: What time is it? Me: Time for you to get a watch. 020
Reposted by Mexican Pirate King the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/10/2026whats your favorite bad joke. not bad like offensive but bad like "oh youre getting a haircut? which one?" 21241537
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingU.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 04/10/2026CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW 741168
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026disasterclass from Mexico, Malik Tillman capitalizes #USMNT 415822
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mexico showing their talent and quality only to shoot themselves in the foot repeatedly and melt down in the final stages: The Rafa Marquez DNA is evident 611115
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026MALIK TILLMAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU! HE ADDS TO THE TEENS GOALS AND NOW IT IS 3-0 US! 010
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It took a long time to get all that set up because I am watching the USMNT cook El Tri over an open flame at 365 degrees in Arizona right now. It’s a good news day! 110
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026First edition: The Joy of Victory, the Agony of Defeat: A Pokémon Tail 040
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And I began screenshotting these faces, at first just the 17,389 different types of Pikachu, but then all manners of ‘Mon. And each has their own fun and distinct face of defeat. And thus, the “The Joy of Victory, the Agony of Defeat: A Pokemon Tail” was born. So enjoy, y’all! 040
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And the great thing about the Lake Merritt PoGo peeps is that they are always up for helping with group assignments. Thus, we have caught a ton of legendaries and Mega evolutions because of the community ❤️. A fun sidebar of that is realizing defeated Pokémon make some GREAT faces. 140
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So a couple of months ago, after visiting the Pokemon Fossil exhibit at the Field Museum in Chicago, I realized how badly I missed the Pokémon games. The easiest entry back in was good ol’ Pokémon Go. Since then, my wife & I have enjoyed the routes, the tasks, & even found a PoGo group in Oakland! 2110
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026~coughs softly into my cupped hand~ Dalé 021
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After a couple of hard weeks at work (which coincided w/health insurance shift & thus, no meds), things finally started to rebalance this week. I shall celebrate by beginning to post an artistic endeavor I like to call “The Joy of Victory, the Agony of Defeat: A Pokémon Tail”. Here, a sneak peek! 041
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comTom and Jerry: Tom Takes a BowAlt: Tom the cat, dressed as a opera conductor without pants, takes a Bow 010
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Excelsior! I just changed the bulb in our projector and nothing broke! 150
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist. 5847061400
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/10/2026why do Griffin and Onion look like the top attorneys in Candyland 1432536
Reposted by Mexican Pirate Kingyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026this may be controversial to some but i think even if a rapist has gone to therapy they still shouldnt have a public platform 1270082
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of the hitters got into a good groove that last month. And our pitchers are the healthiest they have been in months. Not a given, but I feel pretty good about it 020
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So. The Braves it is.static.klipy.comKuzco Llama Says Bring It OnAlt: Kuzco (Llama Forme) Says Bring It On with his angular mouth and droopy eyes 120
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If they can’t even count correctly, why should we listen to them? Check and mate! 040
Reposted by Mexican Pirate King the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026thats 8 words and i dont see how that would help 3336
Reposted by Mexican Pirate King3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#AltText Men have r*ped women, children, animals, and even dead bodies. Yet somehow the questions are still: Her clothes. Her timing. Her being outside. Her being alone. At what point do we stop asking women to prevent male violence and start asking why men keep committing it? @unapologeticempower 111
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingSimon Reus @reussimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Colombia away kit for 2027 WC 🤩 0194
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A simple, straightforward question that men continue to avoid like the plague while answering every other question about women no one asked 130
Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seconds From Disaster: Near Misses - a tail in one part 061
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingDeath @insatiableone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My beloved friends & fellow survivors of rape Let's be kind and gentle to ourselves first & foremost We deserve love We deserve peace We deserve health I encourage us to treat & indulge ourselves in the things that are good for us, that are best for us, in any way we can beg, borrow, or steal 0148
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10135003787
Reposted by Mexican Pirate KingAnna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026In conclusion, if someone abuses people and/or allows abuse, don't assign a f---ing essay. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. 221027