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Christopher Keelty (he/him)

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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 06/09/2026
"Yeah okay your house collapsed, but have you considered that I did almost NO labor to build it? That's pretty impressive, right?"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The problem with basketball is that only two teams play so no one can tie for fifth place.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 06/09/2026
One thing folks outside NY-17 should know and keep in mind is that there is a very large ultra-orthodox Jewish population who constitute a significant voting bloc, and whose blend of left/right political views seems atypical to many Americans. Both candidates will try to navigate that.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 06/09/2026
Artists, it's increasingly important that you sign your work. Every time. It's harder and harder to tell what is AI-generated, but seeing a human signature is at least a clue. Even better, an @ or a URL so we can find you and see you're real.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 26/07/2026
Americans have more confidence in higher education than in big tech companies, and the gap is growing rather than shrinking. The higher ed-doomsday pundits need to get on board with the real vibe shift in public trust that is happening right now.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 26/07/2026
When you glued on every accessory on the sprue and realize you have to paint them now.
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In a free country, failing to comply with law enforcement does not give the state license to murder you
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 20/07/2026
I have a theory about the general impatience and lack of tolerance people have not only for children, but for any and all habits of others they find annoying. I think it stems from the cultural shift away from public spaces to being home all the time.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 20/07/2026
Every time somebody talks about the "Sea Peoples" and the Bronze Age Collapse, I picture a bunch of parrotheads storming the Mediterranean.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 20/07/2026
It's a real tell how none of the people complaining "Black actors in Ancient Greece isn't authentic" object to the casting of white northern Europeans.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 19/07/2026
So, is LEGO basically making Warhammer now?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2026
i said last year that these people were segregationists and that “merit” just meant “white and male” to these people
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/03/2026
I just read that brownies were invented in Chicago. I have to assume they first called them "deep dish cookies."
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/03/2026
If you fill a room with 1,000 people who each earn one dollar a year and one person who earns a million dollars, the median income of that room is $500,000 and everyone in the third and fourth quintile is earning one dollar a year. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/03/2026
People aren't wrong to compare the Trump era to the Nazis, but what worries me is how much it's like the Soviets: Pretending everything is working right and going great when it's all really falling apart, and marginalizing anyone who dares speaks the truth. When is our Chernobyl coming?
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/03/2026
Make all sports betting like the OTB.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/03/2026
I feel like a lot of Americans haven't noticed yet, but Florida is just a full-on fascist state at this point.
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JoeMyGod @joemygod.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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REPORT: Jake Lang Flirted With Fake 15-Year-Old Girl - Joe.My.God.
The Bulwark reports: One of the most notorious hatemongers on the far right appears to have finally stepped in it after being caught texting flirtatiously with what he assumed to be a 15-year-old girl...
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 10/03/2026
I have to admit that I was not feeling much hope for Sonny Burton, so this is an amazing relief. We at @uscedp.bsky.social are still new as a public-facing organization, and seeing thousands and thousands of people join this effort was more than we hoped for. Thank you. www.waff.com/2026/03/10/g...
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Gov. Ivey commutes Charles “Sonny” Burton’s death sentence
For just the second time, Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has used her powers to order the commutation of a prisoner’s death sentence.
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ninjacooter (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.” -Dwight Eisenhower 1953
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem's career lasted about as long as Cricket did.
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist. He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/02/2026
For the record I think the notion that people should not yell at the President during the SOTU is antiquated and we should do away with it. Watch how Parliaments worldwide behave during question time.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/02/2026
As much as I honor the memory of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, it's a HUGE problem that we don't see the same rage and awareness when Border Patrol murders a non-white, non-citizen. Whatever you think of undocumented immigration, it is not punishable by death. This is murder, plain and simple.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/02/2026
I'm trying to imagine what portion of the American population is NOT a second-, third-, or fourth-generation immigrant. I guarantee we've never had a President who met that standard.
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Death Penalty Information Center @deathpenaltyinfo.org · 25/02/2026
Black History: Forty Years After Supreme Court Upheld ​“Death Qualification” of Juries, Data Consistently Shows Disproportionate Racial Exclusion #deathpenalty #racialjustice deathpenaltyinfo.org/black-histor...
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Black History: Forty Years After Supreme Court Upheld “Death Qualification” of Juries, Data Consistently Shows Disproportionate Racial Exclusion | Death Penalty Information Center
The Constitution man­dates that juries be drawn from a ​“fair cross-sec­tion” of the com­mu­ni­ty. Yet pub­lic opin­ion polls show that a sub­stan­tial...
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Erika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
There are a LOT of reasons why that "I think of horses" ai boosterism thing is bad. In part because it's entirely ignorant of history, horses, human's relationship with them, etc. And also it's entirely ignorant of the history of coaching, the electric engine, the combustion engine, and oil.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/02/2026
these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 23/02/2026
Two feet of snow on the ground and I have to dig a path to the back corner of the yard so this princess can poop.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 22/02/2026
We keep getting film adaptations of The Iliad. When will we get a Hollywood blockbuster adaptation of The Táin, Ireland's great epic where warrior queen Medb invades Ulster to steal a really great bull?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/02/2026
that’s right
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 10/02/2026
Watching all the AI commercials during the Superbowl reminded me of history: In 2000, 20 percent of ads during the Superbowl were for dot-com companies. The dot-com bubble burst two months later, and the very next Superbowl (in 2001) featured an E-Trade commercial set in the dot com ghost town.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/02/2026
I spent a lot of last weekend playing MarioKart with a 6-year-old, which was exactly like dealing with MAGA: Every time he was ahead, he gloated and talked trash. Every time I was ahead, he told me I was being mean and it wasn't fair and I had to let him catch up.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/02/2026
Hang on. The County Executive is literally named "Calvin Ball?" In the Trump era? Talk about the writers getting lazy...
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Julia Rubinic @jrube1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
In yesterday's Orange County, NY legislative meeting, hundreds witnessed a unanimous resolution against an ICE warehouse in Chester. They have limited power so the fight continues, but a GREAT step. #AbolishICE @indivisible.org @hudsonvalleystrong.bsky.social midhudsonnews.com/2026/02/06/o...
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Orange County Legislature unanimously opposes Chester ICE facility
GOSHEN - Orange County’s first legislative session of the year was standing room only Thursday night with an historic turnout as lawmakers voted unanimously t
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 30/01/2026
This cruelty is a disease.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"We'll give you all the Murder Tools once you agree Murder is a Crime."
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
just choked on my beverage
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@ Threads
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied.
Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/01/2026
Finally got around to a bit of research I'd been meaning to explore, and: There is no documented instance of an ICE officer being identified and assaulted while off duty because he wasn't masked. www.pbump.net/o/ices-excus...
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ICE’s excuse for wearing masks has never actually manifested
There have been incidents of harassment and threats. But there are no apparent incidents in which identified ICE officers have been assaulted off-duty.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Time to post the classic of when New York was lost
Kristen Bartlett C @kristencheeks
Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside.
It's fine.
6. Meghan McCain • @MeghanMcCain. 3h
My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone.
DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 30/01/2026
Chester, NY is a tiny town in farm country where ICE has proposed converting a vacant warehouse into a concentration camp. Tonight hundreds of people turned out in 12-degree (F) weather to protest. Thanks to organizers and to Congressman Pat Ryan for braving the cold to stand in solidarity.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 26/01/2026
I've been thinking a lot recently about the Black and Tans and how the Irish people **never** forgot which of their neighbors had been a Black and Tan, and **never** let them return to a normal life within the community. They were outcasts and pariahs for the rest of their lives.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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