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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 06/09/2026
"Yeah okay your house collapsed, but have you considered that I did almost NO labor to build it? That's pretty impressive, right?"
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 26/07/2026
When you glued on every accessory on the sprue and realize you have to paint them now.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 20/07/2026
Oh, I just spent wayyy too much money, which made the costume part easy. My big problem is depending on the lighting I look more like Wyatt Russell than Chris Evans. I blame the Irish honker.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 19/07/2026
So, is LEGO basically making Warhammer now?
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 23/02/2026
Two feet of snow on the ground and I have to dig a path to the back corner of the yard so this princess can poop.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/02/2026
A government official named "Calvin Ball" in the Trump era is simply too poetic, I refuse to believe it.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 30/01/2026
A few more photos from the anti-ICE rally tonight in Chester, NY. #iceout
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 30/01/2026
Chester, NY is a tiny town in farm country where ICE has proposed converting a vacant warehouse into a concentration camp. Tonight hundreds of people turned out in 12-degree (F) weather to protest. Thanks to organizers and to Congressman Pat Ryan for braving the cold to stand in solidarity.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 16/01/2026
I drew this over a decade ago now. These days with the proliferation of ICE gestapo thugs in our communities, it's the advice I'm seeing about dealing with them. I guess they're just base animals.
Cartoon repurposing instructional diagrams about surviving a bear encounter to "surviving a police encounter," solely by crossing out "bear" and writing in "police."
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 15/12/2025
Bookmark this for when it finally happens and people tell us "it's too soon" to say mean things.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/11/2025
This is A++ ad placement
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/11/2025
Trump posting himself as the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K is simply too poetic.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/11/2025
Ummmm excuse me but "hot guy 30 Rock" definitely refers to Jerem.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/11/2025
This is what liberal feminism took from us in the workplace.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/11/2025
Elon will never get that trillion, it's tied to milestones that Tesla will never hit. If they do, it will purely be based on lies and fraud, and I genuinely believe people are catching on to his grift.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 04/11/2025
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween from NYC! I wanted a costume that celebrated my love of punching Nazis.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 29/10/2025
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 25/10/2025
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/10/2025
Probably my favorite sign from today.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/10/2025
Took a little break from family vacation to join the No Kings rally in Cape May, NJ.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/10/2025
Getting ready for tomorrow
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 11/10/2025
I'm still trying to bring these back.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 13/05/2025
Local NAACP response to the shooting of a DoorDash driver (a young black man and recent immigrant) by a government official in Chester, NY (Official statement: www.naacpmiddletown.org/press-releas...)


FULL STATEMENT: The NAACP Middletown Branch is deeply disturbed and outraged by the recent incident in which a young Black man, a recent immigrant from West Africa and a member of the Middletown community, was allegedly shot in the back by John Reilly, Highway Superintendent for the Town of Chester. According to police, the victim was working as a DoorDash delivery driver when he became lost and stopped at several houses to ask for directions. When he arrived at Mr. Reilly’s home, Mr. Reilly told the victim to leave his property, then shot the victim in the back as he attempted to leave in his vehicle.

Our first thoughts are with the victim, whose name has not been made public. We are relieved to learn that his injuries are not life-threatening, but understand that he may suffer lifelong consequences as a result. To the victim and his family we offer our prayers. Please know that you are not alone. You have a village, and we demand justice on your behalf.

We do not know exactly what role race played in this incident, but we do know that too often young Black men are met with suspicion instead of welcome, and find themselves the victims of gun violence. We thank the state police for their prompt arrest and call for a full and transparent investigation. On behalf of our community, we demand accountability.

Let us be clear: The actions described by police are not self-defense. The victim posed no threat. He was simply trying to make a living as a delivery driver, got lost, and was seeking directions. When met with hostility instead of aid, he complied with Mr. Reilly’s instructions to leave. He was unarmed and in the act of leaving, but still Mr. Reilly shot him in the back. This was an act of aggression.

Let us also see this as a reminder that our nation’s failure to safely regulate firearms puts our lives in danger every day. In addition to being a government official, Mr. Reilly is a federally licensed firearms dealer. We hear often about so-called “responsible gun owners,” but this incident shows how quickly a responsible gun owner can become a dangerous threat to public safety. We are once again left asking: when is enough, enough?

We must demand better; from our neighbors, our elected officials, our institutions, and from one another. Who wants to live in a community where asking for directions is a life-threatening risk?

It should not take another tragedy, another headline, or another body on the ground for our society to value the lives of Black men—immigrants or otherwise—as fully human and worthy of safety and dignity.

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The NAACP Middletown Branch serves western Orange County, New York. Our mission is to achieve equity, political rights, and social inclusion by advancing policies and practices that expand human and civil rights, eliminate discrimination, and accelerate the well-being and economic security of Black people and all persons of color.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/04/2025
They've already been popping up around here.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/04/2025
Warwick, NY. Our little farm village rarely sees a crowd this size for anything. The emcee asked who was here for their first protest ever, and about a third of the crowd raised their hands. #handsoff
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 16/03/2025
Seen at my local supermarket
Sticker on a shelf of eggs, showing Trump and Putin proudly pointing at the high price with the words "WE DID THAT"
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 14/03/2025
For the record I'm not a crypto guy. I put a few hundred dollars in crypto years ago, just in case... And for a while it was doing well. Then this week, all of a sudden, a big chunk of it lost 90% of its value. What fun.
Polymath chart showing sudden drop in value from 32 cents to less than two pennies.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 14/03/2025
HEY TRANSPHOBES: Which of these people do you want using the ladies' room? Because you have to choose one--and I'm betting it's not the one you keep fighting to force in there.
Virginia legislator Danica Roem, a trans woman who would be forced by Republican laws to use the men's room.Adult performer Buck Angel, a trans man who would be forced under Republican laws to use women's bathrooms
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 06/03/2025
Primaries are just over a year away!
A list of Democrats in the House of Representatives who voted to censure Al Green for criticizing Trump
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/03/2025
This is from 2021. If I drew it today, the guy on the left would be saying "I guess I should just move on and not be divisive" while the guy in the red hat gloated about all the evil stuff he did.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/03/2025
ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME
Screenshot of an email from KamalaHarris.com: "As you read this, people across the country are responding to Donald Trump's speech by making donations to the Democratic National Committee.... Can you add one more donation to the DNC tonight? Especially tonight."
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 18/02/2025
My Congressman (Pat Ryan) who is normally very soft-spoken but did two tours in Iraq with the Army. Up against Elon Musk, my money is on the Army man.
Facebook post from Congressman Pat Ryan: "Hey Elon, Honest question. What explanation would you like me to give my constituents who rely on this program? Or the other 9/11 families? Because I'm about to get in my car and drive wherever the hell you are right now to find out myself. This makes me sick."

Link is to an article about how DOGE cut staff at federal health programs serving the 9/11 victim community.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 11/02/2025
I just saw this meme and honestly it's outdated. At this point these people are probably bragging about throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges, and they're upset their grandchildren don't want to assault Black schoolchildren.
Meme with historical images reading "The people who threw rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school in 1960 now are upset their grandchildren might learn about them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school."
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/02/2025
It's the Jason Derulo falling down stairs meme, naturally.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 29/01/2025
Some boundaries hold. At least for now.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 29/01/2025
Interesting fact to note as the GOP works to bring us back to the 19th century...
Screenshot from a Wikipedia article reading, in part, "In 1880, the ages of consent were set at 10 or 12 in most states, with the exception of Delaware where itw as 7. The ages of consent were raised across the U.S. during the late 19th century and the early 20th century."
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 27/01/2025
Good news! I'm sure you'll appreciate seeing this, and that you will not ignore it so you can go on posting the same propaganda. ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press-...
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 24/01/2025
In Trump's America, the price of eggs is already 37% higher than one year ago.
CPI report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics showing that the cost of eggs is 3.16% higher than last month, and 36.81% higher than one year ago.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 22/01/2025
This is going to seem silly and childish to some, but lately when it all seems too much, I think about Captain America just… getting back up again. Yes Cap is a fictional character. But remember he was created by two Jewish artists at a time when the US supported Hitler. He represents a better us.
MCU Captain America (Chris Evans) from “Civil War,” standing and saying what became his signature line: “I can do this all day.”
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 10/01/2025
At least Mel Gibson's house burned down
Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 10/01/2025
My first Waymo ride. I actually felt a little excitement for the future. It's wild that while Elon uses his celebrity to con people with false promises, Waymo is quietly delivering an authentic and safe autonomous vehicle service.
Photo from the back seat of my driverless Waymo taxi in Phoenix.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 10/01/2025
Newark Airport. What a soothing place to poop.
A bathroom stall at Newark airport, where the walls and door are papered in a panoramic forest-scape.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 09/01/2025
They look very much like junco tracks. First time I encountered them I thought they were rodents, especially because they crossed my entire lawn. But juncos are like that, they hop instead of flying.
Junco (bird)
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 08/01/2025
Life imitates art.
Incredibly scary photograph by Josh Edelson of AFP depicting wind-blown fire devastating CaliforniaA still from Terminator 2: Judgment Day depicting a character skeletonized by a nuclear blast, bearing a striking resemblance to the AFP photo.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 08/01/2025
Really rooting for rain on their wedding day.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 07/01/2025
Serious answer: When SCOTUS ruled on the Colorado ballot case last year, they went beyond the question and ruled that Section 3 is not enforceable unless the sitting Congress passes legislation. The ruling was unanimous, but 3 justices objected to that part. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/01/2025
Hank Scorpio!
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 05/01/2025
Smeagol is a Sigma, but Gollum is a total Beta.
Macho influencer Andrew Tate, seen here freshly released from Barad-dûr so he can lead the Nazgûl to Hobbiton.
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Christopher Keelty (he/him) @christopherkeelty.com · 30/12/2024
Both ladies of the house got pearls for Christmas.
My wife and my dog wearing their Christmas pearls
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