Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of the guiding songs for the novel I’m (interminably) working on is one I’ve loved since my parents bought the record in my childhood: “Two Doors Down” by Dolly Parton. Gonna listen to it all day long, in honor of the loss of one of the very best of us. 040
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Breaking a long Bluesky silence to offer some friendly advice: if you're a potential MFA applicant, writing a program director with questions, how about not using ChatGPT to draft that email? 280
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 05/08/2025When Dr. Manhattan explained thermodynamic miracles to Laurie, he possibly meant my wife inexplicably owning a wired mouse, which let me rescue the unsaved 2000 words I'd written, in peril because my computer's Bluetooth decided to give all my peripherals the silent treatment 140
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Any authors out there getting emails purporting to be from famous-ish writers "just looking to connect"? So far I've heard from "Peter Ackroyd," "Steve Martini," "Chris Hedges," and "Pat Barker." All are clearly AI chatbots. "Pat Barker" used a waving emoji. The darkest timeline keeps sucking on. 150
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Haven’t posted here in a while. The world’s a dumpster and social media posts are either a wail of grief/rage or someone reporting a publication, (or robots) and right now all of those options feel like they’re not great for my mental health. But I do miss you, friends. 0101
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Reno is a complicated and sometimes troubled place, but I love it here, not least for the weapons-grade rainbows 0250
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Everyone, my colleague, the brilliant poet Steve Gehrke, has a book arriving next month--please preorder it! He's an astonishing artist. mainstreetragbookstore.com/product/visi...mainstreetragbookstore.comVisitation / Steve Gehrke | Main Street Rag 080
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I dare you to gaze upon these pictures. www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolC...reddit.comFrom the OldSchoolCool community on Reddit: My father was approached by a stranger and asked to model (early 1980)Explore this post and more from the OldSchoolCool community 160
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I can’t make the world better in any major ways today but here’s my dog, Inspector Bucket, who is not as well read as he might seem. 1370
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 26/01/2025At Sierra Trading Post I saw a five-year-old girl look theatrically both ways and then shove several rainbow-colored gift cards into her overalls. I ratted her out to her dad. Take that, lawlessness and chaos. I'm Batman. 1130
Reposted by Christopher CoakeCatherine Pierce @catherinepierce.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Seems like a good day to share this poem, originally published in About Place journal. Here's to turning over the mussel shells. 0163
Reposted by Christopher CoakePatrick Freivald @pfreivald.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Absolute assclownery. 061
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 16/01/2025David Lynch has died. You wouldn't read my work and think of him, necessarily, but he's one of those artists who shaped the world for me, telling me more about what was possible. A true great. Also he did this to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uozh...youtube.comMulholland Drive - Diner SceneYouTube video by Gogol 2160
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I will not name the university with the most annoying recommendation-submission portal, but I can let you know they wanted me to check any boxes from a long list that might describe the student. Like “Go-getter” and “natural leader.” Where’s the box for “fuck you, read my letter”? 2160
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Many of you surely know how to do this, but in case you don't: I just learned how to populate a List with all of my friends and pin it to my home page. Makes getting rid of FB a little easier. Now this place feels a little more familiar. 3111
Reposted by Christopher CoakeBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Hey friends. A favor. @joshruben.bsky.social was one of the first people to put his name behind Bad Hand and he needs our help. The fire took his home. Let’s surround him with love and support. www.gofundme.com/f/show-love-...gofundme.comDonate to Help Lauren and Josh Recover After Fire, organized by Amber SchaeferLauren and Josh just recently bought their dream home in Altadena this December… Amber Schaefer needs your support for Help Lauren and Josh Recover After Fire 02512
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Doug Murano at Bad Hand Books is one of the best people and editors in the biz, and his success with an indie press he willed and sweated into existence is incredibly cool and heartening. Buy Band Hand titles! 140
Reposted by Christopher CoakeBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We're on track to hit 40K total books sold by March of this year. We launched in mid-2022. Distribution to bookstores and libraries starts this year. Giddy up. 715015
Reposted by Christopher CoakeBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Reminder: Big news will drop this Tuesday. 2252
Reposted by Christopher CoakeMignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 13/01/2025My kingdom for an edit button! 1118610
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I archived my Facebook account and scheduled it for deletion. I feel surprisingly emotional about it? But maybe like an addict who just dumped all his booze down the sink? I don't know. It was a hellscape but I put in a lot of time there. RIP, I guess. 6260
Reposted by Christopher CoakeBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 04/01/2025In 2018, Bad Hand Books was a joke I told myself after I was laid off. I said if I ever had the chance, I’d take my bad hand and own it. After coverage in NY Times, Esquire, NPR, Paste, the Associated Press and a Shirley Jackson Award, and now an international distribution deal, I’m still laughing. 31116
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Someone on Reddit posted this and it's the simple stupid laugh I needed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9nv...youtube.comBatman's Infinite PlaylistYouTube video by Flash Sideways 040
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 29/12/2024RIP to Jimmy Carter, one of the most decent people ever to hold office in this country. 0200
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Check out this awesome story by UNR MFA student Drew Willis! 180
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 19/12/2024So pleased to welcome Dr. Afsheen Farhadi to the creative writing faculty at the University of Nevada, Reno. He'll be joining us in fall 2025! afsheenfarhadi.comafsheenfarhadi.comAfsheen FarhadiVisit the post for more. 0100
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 18/12/2024My story "Souvlaki," published in New Letters this fall, can be read here. It's a tight 3k words about winter, grief, and food-delivery anxiety. Check it out: www.newletters.org/souvlaki-by-...newletters.org“Souvlaki,” by Christopher Coake – New Letters 1214
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Yesterday I met a very very old cat who likes to gaze at the fire for hours on end. 1251
Reposted by Christopher CoakeRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024"One of my teachers at Columbia was Joseph Brodsky...and he said 'look,' he said, 'you Americans, you are so naïve. You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language.'" 7356041621
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Seems like overnight the idiom "set foot" has shifted into "stepped foot." I see it everywhere now. 1100
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 27/11/2024One of my MFA students crocheted me a birthday axolotl. We have such a wonderful cohort here at UNR right now. I’m very touched. Also please help me name the axolotl. 2151
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Writerfolk, please consider/tell students about the MFA at University of Nevada, Reno. Fiction and poetry. Fully funded. Genre-fiction friendly! Deadline Dec 15. We're a small, close program, with an emphasis on community. www.unr.edu/english/grad...unr.eduResidential MFA in Creative Writing | EnglishThe Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in creative writing is designed for students who want to pursue a professional degree with emphases on writing and scholarship in English. 0111
Reposted by Christopher CoakeAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention 476241593036
Reposted by Christopher CoakeBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024"If someone else wrote your book and you read it, would you still think it was good?" I felt like I'd been punched through the chest 1425717
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m home sick from my afternoon class, so here’s some free writing advice to satisfy my teacher-brain: avoid using empty phrases (“it was” and “there was” in all their forms) whenever you can. You’ll usually have to write a more vivid/specific sentence in order to remove the phrase. You’re welcome. 1111
Reposted by Christopher CoakeWes Blake @wesblake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Starter pack for #literaryfiction writers to find each other! Comment/repost and I'll add you go.bsky.app/ARue8c8 #literaryfiction #WritingCommunity #Writers #Authors 💙📚 210564264
Reposted by Christopher CoakeGrapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say 2293335111533
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Maybe it's because I've been more active here right at a time of crisis and growth, but I've had a lot more interaction, and gained more followers, than I did in years on the Bad Place, where I never felt any sense of community. So, y'know, thanks. 1151
Reposted by Christopher CoakeJared Stanley @weedlet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024A good Saturday record - @thatkarimahmad.bsky.social and Michella approve. 142
Reposted by Christopher CoakeJared Stanley @weedlet.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A new long poem is up in the latest (quite amazing) issue of Paperbag www.paperbagazine.com/IssueNo15/St... 021
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024 I’m so proud of my former student joshgalarza.bsky.social, whose debut novel THE GREAT COOL RANCH DORITO IN THE SKY is a finalist for the National Book Award in Young People’s Literature. You should of course all read it! Rooting hard for Josh on the 20th— www.joshgalarza.comjoshgalarza.comAuthor | Josh GalarzaOfficial website of young-adult author Josh Galarza. News, events, and more. The Great Cool Ranch Dorito in the Sky, out summer 2024 from Henry Holt & Co. (BYR). 0150
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 19/11/2024New kibble bag means all is well for the small creatures 3150
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I'll be posting this a few times this month: Writerfolk, please consider/tell students about the MFA at University of Nevada, Reno. Fiction and poetry. Fully funded. Genre-fiction friendly! Deadline Dec 15. We're a small, close program, with an emphasis on community. www.unr.edu/english/grad...unr.eduResidential MFA in Creative Writing | EnglishThe Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in creative writing is designed for students who want to pursue a professional degree with emphases on writing and scholarship in English. 1186
Reposted by Christopher CoakeJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/11/2024Folks, I'm seeing a rise in bots/trolls in my replies, so if/when you see them, remember: 1. Don't engage with them; 2. When I see them I'll block them, and then their comments will disappear forever; 3. You can block them too if you want, obviously. They want attention. Disappoint them. 863764551
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 17/11/2024If you're a reader, it's imperative that from time to time you try to discover writers completely unknown to you. Go to an indie bookstore and play roulette: close your eyes, spin around, put your hand on the shelf, and read what you land on. If you like it, recommend it. 151005
Reposted by Christopher CoakePremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 16/11/2024READ PEOPLE'S BACKLISTS THE MOST RECENT BOOK ISN'T THE ONLY BOOK THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM A GIANT BUG 161306408
Reposted by Christopher CoakeRachel Goswell @rachelgoswell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024@slowdiveofficial.bsky.social 108220
Christopher Coake @christophercoake.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Okay. So some business. Writerfolk who teach, I’d be obliged if you tell your MFA-aspirant students about the program at University of Nevada, Reno. Fiction and poetry. Fully funded. Genre-fiction friendly! Deadline Dec 15. Were a small and nice program. 195