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Chris Sittner

@chrissittner.bsky.social
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Go Ducks! Long-time listener, first-time caller. This profile in no way represents the thoughts, opinions, or advice from my employer.

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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Myth Adventure series by Robert Asprin
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iKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 04/07/2026
if your fascist militia can’t even organize medics to carry water bottles etc when it’s 100° out, you’re not going to last very long
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good news for the day
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Every paragraph in this article exceeds the prior in levels of absurdity. Absolutely incredible. people.com/woman-unexpe...
people.com
Woman Thought She Ate a Bad Batch of Nachos. Hours Later, She Unexpectedly Gave Birth to Twins
Texas mom Shelbee Dugger-Kemp gave birth to premature twins in a moving car on Memorial Day weekend after mistaking contractions for stomach pain.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"The entire web is dying. Users aren’t going from BlueSky to another site (x/insta/threada/tiktok). Users are going to chatbots." This @davekarpf.bsky.social insight is so massive I don't think it's possible to soak it in yet.
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Bluesky is a record store
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Blazers!!!!
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
As if the line between reality and satire hasn't been blurred enough, the 2026 Texas primary gave us this ad. A work of art.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The lack of a 30 for 30 will never be forgiven, but I'll take this in the meantime.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hot but true take: there are no bad fruits, just bad varietals. The exception to that rule is coconut.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 07/02/2026
Little is known about the orchardist in Oregon who forever changed the international fruit market in 1875 by cultivating the popular Bing cherry. But two artists used their keen imagination to grow the few seeds of Ah Bing’s biography into a poignant children’s book
oregonlive.com
Who was Ah Bing? New children’s book reveals Oregon story behind famous cherry
Author Livia Blackburne and illustrator Julia Kuo transform Ah Bing's sparse biography into a fable about family, prejudice and the fruit that changed the global market.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026
This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis. Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/12/2025
1) Cut a hole in the box. 2) Put the duck in the box. 3) Make them open the box.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Touchdown!!!! #goducks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
JMU is overmatched. This could get ugly quick. #goducks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Blocked field goal!!! #goducks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This drive is a work of art. Capped off with a beautiful TD. #goducks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Giving up 3 is fine, I can live with that. #goducks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Let's support bsky by supporting sports. More specifically #goducks
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a single line at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for two lines at the top and five lines at the bottom. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face and legs being the only visible parts.Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. The entire page has been blacked out. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the black model's face being the only visible part. Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a block of text at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Touchdown Oregon!!!! #GoDucks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If we want bsky to have the juice we need to give it the sports juice. So let's go Ducks! Let's get a TD on this drive.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Interception!!! #GoDucks
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
That's what I'm talking about!
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Beautiful sack, beautiful 3 & out. #GoDucks #huckthefuskies
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 12/11/2025
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
ΤΟΥ STORY

The purpose of a toy is to bring happiness to a child

ΤΟΥ STORY 2

Toys must accept that their child will someday outgrow them

ΤΟΥ STORY 3

Toys can find new purpose with a new child

ΤΟΥ STORY 4

Toys can abandon children, create their own purpose, and pursue relationships with other toys

ΤΟΥ STORY 5

Toys can learn how to create new toys without the involvement of a child

ΤΟΥ STORY 6

Toys construct a secret, self sustaining society parallel to human civilization

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The great human/toy wars begin

THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER

Cars 1-3
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
A light blue, grinning, bigfoot-style monster with a purple nose, yellow eyes, and pink hands and feet poses, arms outstretched, on a wooden deck.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12/11/2025
The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
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It’s Exploding Whale Day in Oregon: 10 things to know about the blubber blast, 55 years later
The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oregon doing what we need today despite injuries is a nice bright spot. #goducks
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/11/2025
“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Caught the CEO of Palantir on CNBC this morning ranting about Mamdani. And ooh boy, that was a bad look. The interviewer definitely trapped him with the opening question, but he took the bait and ran with it.
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Kevin Uhrmacher @kevinuhrm.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
American inspections of foreign food facilities — which produce everything from crawfish to cookies for the U.S. market — have plummeted to historic lows this year, a ProPublica analysis of federal data shows. Via @anniewaldman.bsky.social @bxroberts.org www.propublica.org/article/fore...
A chart showing foreign food inspections from January to December. Multiple gray lines representing past years move upward from 0 to over 1,500 inspections. One red line, representing 2025, rises slower than most others, reaching about 560 inspections in July 2025.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo “I’m an American citizen so leave me alone” “Alright, we just got to verify that” www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
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ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I love my city
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
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Amano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Just in case someone missed this detail: Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
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taber @kvetch.gay · 04/10/2025
this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 04/10/2025
The anti-ICE protester, 19, was hurling insults but standing still when she was sprayed.
oregonlive.com
Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows
The anti-ICE protester, 19, was hurling insults but standing still when she was sprayed.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 04/10/2025
Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“.. His conclusion is very stark: not just that an economy already at stall speed will fall into recession as both the data-center and wealth effects plateau, but that they’ll reverse, just as in the dot-com bubble did ..” @marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai...
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
As a Duck it pains me to say, but go Huskies
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is why I'm not putting much stock in the ADP estimate of employment growth. Historically it has not been a very informative indicator of month-to-month changes.
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Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Labubu thread
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Oversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE: They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet. DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
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