Reposted by Chris SittneriKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 5354141478
Reposted by Chris SittnerMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna 12944741038
Reposted by Chris SittnerJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now? 10671491354
Reposted by Chris SittnerG Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 04/07/2026if your fascist militia can’t even organize medics to carry water bottles etc when it’s 100° out, you’re not going to last very long 1736646
Reposted by Chris Sittnerℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti) 132043395
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Every paragraph in this article exceeds the prior in levels of absurdity. Absolutely incredible. people.com/woman-unexpe...people.comWoman Thought She Ate a Bad Batch of Nachos. Hours Later, She Unexpectedly Gave Birth to TwinsTexas mom Shelbee Dugger-Kemp gave birth to premature twins in a moving car on Memorial Day weekend after mistaking contractions for stomach pain. 000
Reposted by Chris Sittner🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/05/2026"The entire web is dying. Users aren’t going from BlueSky to another site (x/insta/threada/tiktok). Users are going to chatbots." This @davekarpf.bsky.social insight is so massive I don't think it's possible to soak it in yet.davekarpf.beehiiv.comBluesky is a record store(A 315634
Reposted by Chris SittnerJomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT) 22242241056
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 04/03/2026As if the line between reality and satire hasn't been blurred enough, the 2026 Texas primary gave us this ad. A work of art. 100
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The lack of a 30 for 30 will never be forgiven, but I'll take this in the meantime. 110
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Hot but true take: there are no bad fruits, just bad varietals. The exception to that rule is coconut. 000
Reposted by Chris SittnerThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 07/02/2026Little is known about the orchardist in Oregon who forever changed the international fruit market in 1875 by cultivating the popular Bing cherry. But two artists used their keen imagination to grow the few seeds of Ah Bing’s biography into a poignant children’s bookoregonlive.comWho was Ah Bing? New children’s book reveals Oregon story behind famous cherryAuthor Livia Blackburne and illustrator Julia Kuo transform Ah Bing's sparse biography into a fable about family, prejudice and the fruit that changed the global market. 0317
Reposted by Chris SittnerMinnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 22/01/2026This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis. Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants. 744103496012
Reposted by Chris SittnerSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/12/20251) Cut a hole in the box. 2) Put the duck in the box. 3) Make them open the box. 626528
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025JMU is overmatched. This could get ugly quick. #goducks 050
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025This drive is a work of art. Capped off with a beautiful TD. #goducks 040
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Giving up 3 is fine, I can live with that. #goducks 070
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Let's support bsky by supporting sports. More specifically #goducks 050
Reposted by Chris Sittnerderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/12/2025the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024 5762561207
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025If we want bsky to have the juice we need to give it the sports juice. So let's go Ducks! Let's get a TD on this drive. 080
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Beautiful sack, beautiful 3 & out. #GoDucks #huckthefuskies 030
Reposted by Chris SittnerSam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 12/11/2025Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films 343571899
Reposted by Chris SittnerMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/11/2025In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend. 421137277
Reposted by Chris SittnerThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12/11/2025The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.oregonlive.comIt’s Exploding Whale Day in Oregon: 10 things to know about the blubber blast, 55 years laterThe “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore. 1349
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Oregon doing what we need today despite injuries is a nice bright spot. #goducks 010
Reposted by Chris SittnerSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/11/2025“Possibly the greatest #ThiccSix of all time” @mikegolicjr.bsky.social HE WOULD NOT BE DENIED 331325289
Chris Sittner @chrissittner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Caught the CEO of Palantir on CNBC this morning ranting about Mamdani. And ooh boy, that was a bad look. The interviewer definitely trapped him with the opening question, but he took the bait and ran with it. 000
Reposted by Chris SittnerKevin Uhrmacher @kevinuhrm.bsky.social · 06/11/2025American inspections of foreign food facilities — which produce everything from crawfish to cookies for the U.S. market — have plummeted to historic lows this year, a ProPublica analysis of federal data shows. Via @anniewaldman.bsky.social @bxroberts.org www.propublica.org/article/fore... 1121075
Reposted by Chris SittnerJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 29/10/2025New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo “I’m an American citizen so leave me alone” “Alright, we just got to verify that” www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...404media.coICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify CitizenshipVideos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.” 37245982797
Reposted by Chris SittnerJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport. 866171459286
Reposted by Chris SittnerAmano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Just in case someone missed this detail: Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity 361013693
Reposted by Chris Sittnertaber @kvetch.gay · 04/10/2025this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...) 26180963759
Reposted by Chris SittnerThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 04/10/2025The anti-ICE protester, 19, was hurling insults but standing still when she was sprayed.oregonlive.comFederal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video showsThe anti-ICE protester, 19, was hurling insults but standing still when she was sprayed. 58622237
Reposted by Chris SittnerThe Oregonian @oregonian.com · 04/10/2025Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats. 41661713301
Reposted by Chris SittnerCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025“.. His conclusion is very stark: not just that an economy already at stall speed will fall into recession as both the data-center and wealth effects plateau, but that they’ll reverse, just as in the dot-com bubble did ..” @marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai... 892325806
Reposted by Chris SittnerJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 01/10/2025This is why I'm not putting much stock in the ADP estimate of employment growth. Historically it has not been a very informative indicator of month-to-month changes. 1521742
Reposted by Chris SittnerMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25. 647249328241
Reposted by Chris SittnerOversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE: They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet. DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW. 18243862084