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Chris Roll

@chrisroll.bsky.social
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Euphemistically antagonizing

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Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, if you want coverage of the Atlanta Braves that's more than just...whatever this is, can I point you towards the Braves Today newsletter and podcast? I'll try not to insult your intelligence, or make fun of 20-year-old professional athletes
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Congresswoman Sara Jacobs @sarajacobs.house.gov · 06/10/2026
My constituents — including many active duty service members, veterans, and their families — are not acceptable collateral damage in Trump’s stupid war.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 05/10/2026
Didier Fuentes to Mason Miller:
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didier Fuentes take a bow.
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love how much the Phillies can’t help but to fuck things up. Harper misplay was predestined.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely insane that they let Michigan get another shot.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lindsay is doing an insane amount of work. If you're a Braves fan it's a must to subscriber
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump refusing to get out of the shot for Spain to celebrate. Such a fucking child.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MICHAEL HARRIS II IS GETTING *THIS* TATTOO IF ENGLAND WIN 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “It’s coming home” 🦁
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tubarões azuis para sempre
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No..NOOO
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Shark on Fire
Alt: Shark on Fire
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabooooo Verdeeeee
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh no Iran
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tubarões azuis!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please. One more time.
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I just went 80-2, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=64Q...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘He sacrificed his life’: security guard killed in San Diego mosque attack hailed as hero
Security guard Amin Abdullah, Mansour Kaziha and Nadir Awad were killed in shooting at Islamic Center of San Diego
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/05/2026
america's reactionaries would love nothing more to nullify the reconstruction amendments and render them a dead letter of the constitution. this was as true in 1873 as it is today.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The trailer for Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” is out:
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/03/2026
San Diego just gave us the best reveal of No Kings Day. #NoKings
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr. weeping while hugging Salvador Perez. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
Ronald Acuña Jr. weeping while hugging Salvador Perez after winning the World Baseball Classic.
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So happy for Ronald Acuña Jr and Venezuela. Played like it was supposed to be a fun game instead of being morose like the US.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What a horrendous call to end that game.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Related: Trump’s death will be my V-E day
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Here's a story about his death www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...
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Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.
A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alyssa Liu got in the perfect F bomb on live tv.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So you're saying ICE is incompatible with the rule of law as practiced in this nation from the founding? Think I see a pretty easy solution here, champ.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Night of Saint John's Festival, by Candido Portinari (🇧🇷), 1957, 📸 by Dustin Satloff
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"
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SanDiego.Fútbol @sandiego.futbol · 04/02/2026
San Diego FC’s official supporter group Frontera San Diego united as one of their own was recently taken into ICE custody.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The idea that the country would look any different with Tom Homan in charge instead of Greg Bovino is laughable. Watch a single Tom Homan clip!
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“We’ll keep murdering civilians until you let us disenfranchise them” sure is a tell!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I've been planning to write for a long time about how ICE and their allies sure are a bunch of whiny bitches, for all they talk about how tough they are. I'm sad that this is the occasion. But by god, these "tough" guys are pathetic cowards. www.salon.com/2026/01/09/i...
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ICE is not the victim
MAGA lies can’t hide the real damage done to people like Renee Nicole Good
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Shockingly Kristi Noem was lying about the woman who was murdered by our govt.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 07/01/2026
yeah here it is
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Zsolti @timon87.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Mulholland Drive x Pluribus #filmsky
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Chris Roll @chrisroll.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Durant has been a monster this quarter on D and shooting.
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