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Chris Houston

@chrishouston.bsky.social
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California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his

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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 9h
Can someone make me a cut of this season of Ted lasso that only includes Ted and the new characters and no one else?
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 10h
It’s a shame they tarnished their legacy so badly with all of these awful reunion albums that are somehow way worse than every real Pixies album and also worse than almost all of the Frank Black solo albums.
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Birdley @birdbrad.bsky.social · 20h
It’s sad to think that the Titan submarine guy’s stepson/blink-182 superfan/local pervert wasn’t alive to see that game.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 11h
FFS the “old man staring down death” Dylan album is almost three decades old.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 11h
@andrewpelletier.bsky.social thanks so much for pointing out that there is a far more accomplished and better Chris Houston out there.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mavis. Freaking. Staples.
A man in a suit playing guitar and a woman in a pink shirt singing.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legend of Zelda Link’s Awakening on the gameboy.
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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
Image of Sean Manaea wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s me. I’m one group.
The Washington post
The 7
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Americans are drinking less since the pandemic began, but one group bucks the trend
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s that? Oh it’s just the biggest California native plant nursery that was sold to private equity a couple of years ago advertising their new seed packets with their AI labels and using AI graphics for other social media posts. Don’t worry though, they’ll hide your comments if you mention it.
Ai slopAi slopAi slop
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lunch walk
A black sicker with red dripping letters that say “MAKE BILLIONAIRES PAY”
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best album he ever made
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wouldn’t argue with anyone who said this was the greatest album of all time
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t wait for them to announce they will still move out of California even though the state caved on this.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today is a great day for fans of idiosyncratic interpreters of folk music with new albums by Jake Xerxes Fussell and Rhiannon Giddens.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Convicted. Rapist.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lunchtime walk
A news article with the words “more BS” writer on them. The article is on a metal pole with a flag.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are there any photographers here that know of a purchasable Lightroom alternative? I always used Lightroom with photoshop but moving it to a subscription stinks and I don’t use it enough to justify paying for that forever. #photography #lightroom
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The new season of Heavyweight started and it’s such a deeply human and emotional podcast and then you remember it’s on Pushkin aka Malcolm Gladwell’s network and the ad breaks are full of AI bullshit like “what if Henry Ford had access to chatgpt?” 😒
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that it’s cooled off a little bit in San Diego I can finally begin my new diet: drinking neat whiskey instead of margaritas and tiki drinks.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Padres’ 2026 Roberto Clemente nominee: “But when we put it on our bodies,” Adam continued, “I think a lot of guys decided that it’s just a lifestyle that maybe — not that they look down on anybody or think differently — it’s just that maybe we don’t want to encourage it if we believe in Jesus”
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has anyone had a torn rotator cuff and if so how on earth did you manage to sleep?
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LOOKS LIKE ICE CREAM’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just got word that our air conditioner doesn’t seem to be working. 🫠
A weather channel graphic showing it is 107 degrees
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tears For Fears sure wrote some bangers
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hunter Biden writes all of his viral zinger posts with AI
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Fur Trader @andrewpelletier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi. I'm ready & able to record and/or produce music with you. I'm in the Chicagoland area (am remote too). Music I've worked on has landed at NPR, Aquarium Drunkard. I have access to beautiful spaces in Chicago & have a small home project studio in Oak Park. more info: linktr.ee/andrewpellet...
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s back!
A roadrunner in a tree
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today on #nationalhummingbirdday I watched a roadrunner catch two hummingbirds midair and take them back to what I assume is a mate or chicks.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coming soon: a list of 38 people to block
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It can’t be a coincidence that his name is in the word “triumphant” in order right?
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cool I’m sure they’re finally going to remake all the other 2D Zeldas in the engine that they made for Link’s Awakening that’s just sitting there.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 04/09/2026
Wait until LA sports fans find out what Kobe Bryant did
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Ben Salmon @bcsalmon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's my monthly roundup of the best country-ISH music on @bandcamp.com for Bandcamp Daily. August's edition includes Kimmi Bitter, Mama's Broke, Maya de Vitry, a bunch o' bluegrass, Bluesky account-havers @steveearle.bsky.social + @loslobos.org, a high-wattage tribute to Blaze Foley and more. ▶️ ⬇️
daily.bandcamp.com
The Best Country Music on Bandcamp, August 2026
Our monthly round-up of folk, bluegrass, roots rock, Americana, and all things country-ish.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe this is how he manages to stay alive despite all evidence showing that he shouldn’t be.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shaking hands with Trump transfers all of his McDonald’s eating loser energy directly into your body. Sorry bud, you’ve got the curse now. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn.com
Dodgers' Roberts says Ohtani 'visibly' ailing after 0-for-4 night
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts said Shohei Ohtani is "not close to optimal" after going 0-for-4 with four strikeouts in Wednesday night's 8-6 loss to the Cardinals.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to continue reporting on how sports leagues respond to victims and witnesses of domestic violence and sexual assault. Here's how you can help:
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Help us investigate how pro sports responds to victims of abuse
We've extensively detailed MLB's dysfunctions, and we're starting to look at the NBA and NFL. Take our survey to help.
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Liz McAlloy @lizmccann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A close up of Elrond, the elf king from Lord of the Rings, from the scene where he says, “I was there, 3000 years ago.”
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m pretty much at the point where I consider the MLBPA a fake union like the POA that only advocates for the most privileged of its members and even I think this is insane. Also Yu should have kept every penny.
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Cardigan Enthusiast @cardiganenthusiast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Adam Silver saw what the Browns gave up for Deshaun Watson and thought that was a pretty fair punishment for the Clippers.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank god she managed to overcome these significant obstacles in order to get that $20 million to the underserved community that really needed it, Princeton University with their $36 billion endowment. sports.yahoo.com/articles/kwa...
sports.yahoo.com
Kwanza Jones Says Princeton Ignored Donation Outreach Before $20M Gift
After repeated silence from Princeton, the Padres co-owner says her landmark donation exposed how institutions overlook quietly built success.
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Sordan Jnodgrass @jsnod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if something is not "ownable" then it also isn't "pirateable", do i have that right?
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So proud of my friend. I’ve known him since he was a small boy and now he’s all grown up into a slightly larger boy. Good luck old pal.
An awkwardly posed adult man with a small child in a baseball uniform
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In this one Tiny Tim dies but the family collectively decides it’s ok because they can afford slightly more food per child now.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There is only one true Scrooge and that isn’t ever going to change
Michael Caine as Scrooge in the Muppet Christmas Carol
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Billionaires taking us dirt people hostage again
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have an announcement. We have decided on ice cream for dinner.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The most generous way I can describe this is that it sounds like if you asked AI to reimagine one of those generic rap songs they play during food network shows but make it kind of about San Diego.
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Chris Houston @chrishouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just became aware of the new Kwanza Jones songs and, hmm… they are a wee bit embarrassing.
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