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Christine

@chrishenley.bsky.social
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Two Guinnesses make me rather unladylike // music // guitar & bass player // historical fiction // old games // occult fan // she/her. Out of the blue, into the black.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stop, I cannot possibly be any more attracted to Hayley Williams.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy vet prices.... vet wants $400 for exam and bloodwork, and another $600 for a urine test🙄
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its almost The Misfits weather
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Peanuts: Autumn Seasons - Feels Like Fall
Alt: A scene from Peanuts with Linus kicking leaves as he and Lucy cut through someone's yard.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tis a quiet and cool Tuesday, perfect for Mazzy Star
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not digging the oval Firefox tabs AT. ALL. You shot your shot, Nova, time to be disabled.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back from dinner (French onion soup, steak, green beans, taters, Merlot) and walking some of it off in the book store... now i'm thinking 1985's blockbuster Fright Night, with Peter Vincent, Vampire Slayer!
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These NHL scores the last couple of nights have been nuts! 9-7? 8-0? 6-0? Did I miss a major rule change?
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just caught up with some very old (but younger than I) and dear friends (Maev, Stavros, GrilledCheese) and we reminisced about the olden days (2000s) and the mmo/guild where we all met <3 We might not talk much anymore, but I really cherish those late night conversations we had while playing :)
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What was planned as a productive morning instead turned out to be just me fixing some dude's script typos. A LOT OF THEM.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry about last night, it was my marthambles talking.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I catch my cat staring at her water bowl in the evening, and occasionally touching the surface of the water with her paw. Its odd.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had it up to my nipples with QR codes
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I lose it everytime I get to the horse fart part of Post Captain 😄 Poor Mr. Babbington
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On today's episode of Baked Baking, I'm going with some apple bread, using some of the crimson crisp apples I picked yesterday. First time with this recipe, so I guess we'll see
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
But, Your Honor, fuck these bitches.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone typed "so, hijinks and Sue" ...instead of 'ensued', and I don't think I fully muted my thunderous snort laugh.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop chasing what someone can't give to you, and you'll finally have space to become who you really are.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's the daily, all day conversations that I miss the most
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Based on the number of trench coats and dusters I saw in the grocery store, I can only assume there is a Vampire: The Masquerade game going on nearby.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm thinking pizza
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eyeballing the real estate market near me, and can't even with this ridiculous AI staging they all try to use now. Why???
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Letting them brush my rock and roll hair, as I let the good times roll this morning.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why call them vampires when 'neck romancers' was right there?
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Life can fuck off
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any favorite method for defunkifying old/used books? I scored FIVE cool books I needed for my collection, but one has that sat-for-years-in-box-in-basement-that-once-flooded smell to it. You know the one. 😷🤢
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes you have to apply music to stop the bleeding
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Going to a wedding in a bowling alley tomorrow. So those are things.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Warm naan, cold humus, and Game of Thrones S2E2. Today is my Friday.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Searching up Everquest memories ❤️
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mostly herniating discs
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aww jeez, RIP Barry Melrose 😢
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Elmo Tully, Grover Tully, and Oscar Tully... Really GRRM? Really?? Yes I'm reading Fire & Blood. Yes it reads like a history book, but I'm cool with that.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The SSPs hit that shoegazer, 4AD-esque craving for me. Well at least some of their songs. This one and Lazy Eye are my definite faves
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Accidentally hit the messages icon and @bsky.app is prompting my genX ass for age verification. Uhhhh no?? And if it ends up being a requirement to use the site, this account will be closed.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yoyodyne: The Future Begins Tomorrow! 🚀
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Son was just telling me about a legendary dildo he received in Cyberpunk that is more effective in combat than his katana. I was at a loss for words.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today, suet sourcing Tonight, Drowned Baby, a proper (naval) English pudding!
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This evening's baking is blueberry coffee cake, with special guest appearance by a 19 Crimes '22 shiraz🍷, and special musical guest, Garbage. We'll be right back after these messages.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Feeling like making cinnamon rolls, and have just enough yeast left. Mixing it up (heh) today and making some coffee frosting!: (Whisk 1 cup confectioners’ sugar, .5 tsp vanilla extract, and 2–3 Tbsp of strong brewed coffee together until smooth)
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I could use more mid-90's Fargo shows in my life.
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Mad Max Furiosa A Mad Max Saga
ALT: Mad Max Furiosa A Mad Max Saga
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its been been 9 years and 3 months since Chris Cornell left us. 😔
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Diagonally cut my chicken salad sandwiches because sometimes I actually do obey the rules.
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Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ive decided to make a sopapilla cheesecake for desserts and intense coffee & reading sessions this week
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