Reposted by Christineashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 5749711038
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stop, I cannot possibly be any more attracted to Hayley Williams. 020
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Holy vet prices.... vet wants $400 for exam and bloodwork, and another $600 for a urine test🙄 210
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Its almost The Misfits weatherstatic.klipy.comPeanuts: Autumn Seasons - Feels Like FallAlt: A scene from Peanuts with Linus kicking leaves as he and Lucy cut through someone's yard. 010
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tis a quiet and cool Tuesday, perfect for Mazzy Star 100
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not digging the oval Firefox tabs AT. ALL. You shot your shot, Nova, time to be disabled. 100
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Back from dinner (French onion soup, steak, green beans, taters, Merlot) and walking some of it off in the book store... now i'm thinking 1985's blockbuster Fright Night, with Peter Vincent, Vampire Slayer! 010
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026These NHL scores the last couple of nights have been nuts! 9-7? 8-0? 6-0? Did I miss a major rule change? 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just caught up with some very old (but younger than I) and dear friends (Maev, Stavros, GrilledCheese) and we reminisced about the olden days (2000s) and the mmo/guild where we all met <3 We might not talk much anymore, but I really cherish those late night conversations we had while playing :) 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What was planned as a productive morning instead turned out to be just me fixing some dude's script typos. A LOT OF THEM. 001
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry about last night, it was my marthambles talking. 041
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I catch my cat staring at her water bowl in the evening, and occasionally touching the surface of the water with her paw. Its odd. 120
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I lose it everytime I get to the horse fart part of Post Captain 😄 Poor Mr. Babbington 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On today's episode of Baked Baking, I'm going with some apple bread, using some of the crimson crisp apples I picked yesterday. First time with this recipe, so I guess we'll see 120
Reposted by ChristinePaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026But, Your Honor, fuck these bitches. 03717
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Someone typed "so, hijinks and Sue" ...instead of 'ensued', and I don't think I fully muted my thunderous snort laugh. 010
Reposted by Christinestrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stop chasing what someone can't give to you, and you'll finally have space to become who you really are. 24926
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's the daily, all day conversations that I miss the most 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Based on the number of trench coats and dusters I saw in the grocery store, I can only assume there is a Vampire: The Masquerade game going on nearby. 010
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Eyeballing the real estate market near me, and can't even with this ridiculous AI staging they all try to use now. Why??? 010
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Letting them brush my rock and roll hair, as I let the good times roll this morning. 000
Reposted by ChristineIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why call them vampires when 'neck romancers' was right there? 04213
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Any favorite method for defunkifying old/used books? I scored FIVE cool books I needed for my collection, but one has that sat-for-years-in-box-in-basement-that-once-flooded smell to it. You know the one. 😷🤢 010
Reposted by ChristineSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes you have to apply music to stop the bleeding 515267
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Going to a wedding in a bowling alley tomorrow. So those are things. 110
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Warm naan, cold humus, and Game of Thrones S2E2. Today is my Friday. 110
Reposted by ChristineBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026[Arby's drive-thru] (muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce 2464143
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Elmo Tully, Grover Tully, and Oscar Tully... Really GRRM? Really?? Yes I'm reading Fire & Blood. Yes it reads like a history book, but I'm cool with that. 131
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The SSPs hit that shoegazer, 4AD-esque craving for me. Well at least some of their songs. This one and Lazy Eye are my definite faves 100
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Accidentally hit the messages icon and @bsky.app is prompting my genX ass for age verification. Uhhhh no?? And if it ends up being a requirement to use the site, this account will be closed. 010
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Son was just telling me about a legendary dildo he received in Cyberpunk that is more effective in combat than his katana. I was at a loss for words. 110
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today, suet sourcing Tonight, Drowned Baby, a proper (naval) English pudding! 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This evening's baking is blueberry coffee cake, with special guest appearance by a 19 Crimes '22 shiraz🍷, and special musical guest, Garbage. We'll be right back after these messages. 111
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Feeling like making cinnamon rolls, and have just enough yeast left. Mixing it up (heh) today and making some coffee frosting!: (Whisk 1 cup confectioners’ sugar, .5 tsp vanilla extract, and 2–3 Tbsp of strong brewed coffee together until smooth) 120
Reposted by ChristineCute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster. 2934591027
Reposted by ChristineDomain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"Am I joke to you, Sharon??" 13488811069
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehiclestatic.klipy.comMad Max Furiosa A Mad Max SagaALT: Mad Max Furiosa A Mad Max Saga 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Its been been 9 years and 3 months since Chris Cornell left us. 😔 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Diagonally cut my chicken salad sandwiches because sometimes I actually do obey the rules. 000
Christine @chrishenley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ive decided to make a sopapilla cheesecake for desserts and intense coffee & reading sessions this week 120