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Chris E (He/Him)

@chrise.bsky.social
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Augmented Reality Unity Programmer Terrible Poker Player Loves comics Ran MarvelMishaps for a while Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59 Almost no one knows what those last two things are.

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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 15h
Are you talking about the popular snack OniFuns?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 15h
How do we get Guinness to confirm this record?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 15h
I lived a couple years in a town with zero escalators or elevators. The mall was about 2 hours away. The kids would ride the escalators in a loop for over a half hour and still not want to stop. It was surreal.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22h
The fact that there are several "this dipshit"s this could be makes it worse. Relating to the original post... More than one was played by John Cusack.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22h
I used to trick myself into laughing. Now I just pretend I'm laughing. It helps to have been masking for like 30 years.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Many people don't know the difference between ignorance and stupidity, and when you point out/highlight a knowlege gap they take it as you calling them stupid.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@like-the-wren.bsky.social
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I enjoy quoting Matthew 6 at people on there.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only sarcastically at someone who said one of those things.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.
wapo.st
Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
The purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They did not, that's "at api equivilent prices" if you look closely. It's still a stupid amount of money, but that's horribly inflated. You get "thousands of dollars" for $200. It's part of the grift.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
People always give action heroes a hard time if they repeat one liners that they say to people they're about to kill but have you ever considered that it's actually completely appropriate to repeat bits to people who are about to die because no one will know you're doing the same joke over and over
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was very hard to tell if the sausage company or the crematorium was running some days.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reverse the op, same thing but release the movie in December.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How long do you think someone would last if they got in and started sabotaging things. It seems like it would be hard to tell the difference between sabotage and the usual incompetence.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been trying to figure out how to teach my kids to tell the difference. It's tough, especially with the 7 year old who still asks if certain things on TV shows are real or not.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Re: the quoted post... For now we're getting genuine handcrafted things, but in a generation even the people who are hand-crafting will be heavily influened by the slop they've seen their entire lives. (Unless things get better, of course)
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the ones who are like "I changed my name to try to get away from my parents' fame, but obviously it still helped me get where I am."
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's because they've figured out they get the money in their pocket if they win or lose, it doesn't really matter to them.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have they considered putting Clippy in charge instead of Co-Pilot?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sadly, this isn't new either, just easier with AI. I used to get unoptimized zbrush sculpts for mobile game freelancing.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trees would've helped find the part.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I meant left. I think that was obvious from context. I have some issues, sorry.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem with this line of thinking is that we don't understand the other side's logic, argument, or reasoning, when the reality is the right knows and still sees it's wrong. For example, maybe look up where "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" comes from. Hint: it was satire. It's impossible.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to build a company around this idea, actually. Non-public so it does't answer to shareholders or require the impossible "infinite growth" Make products without enshitification and be happy with earning enough to live comfortably. But I'm disabled so it's very slow going.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More street cred or showing the pattern that the only people who stay with him long term are the people who suck up to him? How many people who aren't actively working for him, even people who left on good terms, are saying he knows what he's doing technically? Not many. But Lots on the other side.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Multiple people who have worked under/beside him have said that the successes have been despite him, technology wise. Financially his cult of personality has greatly helped his companies grow, which in turn helps him throw more money/manpower at the problems. Here's a good example:
youtube.com
How Tesla Became the Elon Musk Co. | Land of the Giants
YouTube video by The Verge
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But if you're willing to just lie and blame the other side for everything your people don't like, while doing whatever you want, it kind of makes it look easier.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It makes him better at the role, really.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He knows how he treats the people he checks out but cleary aren't into him, and is afraid men will treat him the same way.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nearly everything that's "cheaper to do yourself" is only actually cheaper if your time is valued at zero.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should really be fashioned from parts of your enemies.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This has strong www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9... 07/27/1978 vibes.
youtube.com
07/27/1978
YouTube video by lasagnacat
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is the thought bubble the dino reminiscing about playing tag?
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you’re chronically ill, you can do everything “right” and still experience setbacks. You can “try harder” and still decline. You can do all the wellness cures, doctor’s appointments and hoop jumping and still suffer. That’s the reality of being disabled.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this a Chuck Tingle title?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All making love is fucking, not all fucking is making love.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Makes me think of the song Berzerker from Clerks.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very few games start after sunset, so I think Dracula is out. Godzilla would be pretty insane defense, though.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wouldn't "Here's an industry-wide set of safety measurements everyone agrees to meeting before release" have been legal, vs "let's all just slow down a bit"
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
None taken, and that "basic cosplay" comment is so true. That's exactly what it looks like.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t know who that is.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Silly Gail... that's Plastic Man... you've written him before! I know you've got a pretty prolific career, but he would really be hurt you forgot him.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Plas should sue.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The alien from the movie Meatballs 2.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@gailsimone.bsky.social Do you have any comments on the theory that Sam Altman's character design was stolen from Plastic Man?
Sam Altman with giant glasses that could only have been inspired by Plastic Man.The cover of the Plastic Man 4 disc Complete Collection, with the same exact smile and glasses as the Sam Altman picture.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ita is the Gnome for sure.
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Side note: The court ruled that generated things don't have copyright protection... doesn't that mean anyone who has ideas on what the actress should be doing could use her likeness as they see fit?
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Chris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just read how LLMs actually work...
Meme of one astronaut pointing a gun at another who is looking at Earth, with the text "It's all role-playing chatbots?" and the gun holder saying "Always has been."
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