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Chris Woo

@chrisdwoo.bsky.social
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话说天下大势,分久必合,合久必分。 In my 躺平 era。

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11h
They started on illegal immigrants, expanded it to legal immigrants, now are going after naturalized citizens. If you are not one of those groups, you are just somewhere further down the chain, but they will get to eliminating your rights eventually too.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh my god the Italians think cream cheese goes on a Philly cheesesteak because of the Philadelphia brand cream cheese
A Philly Cheesesteak at the Rome Airport that is definitely not authentic with onions cream cheese cheddar and peppers
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 14/10/2026
its the antifa logo but instead its the astros logo in the middle and it says "anti astros aktion"
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good Star Wars name too.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Go Brewers!! #AnybodyButTheDodgers
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Ben Subeck @bensubeck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*patina* 🤌🏼
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 09/10/2026
Listen to Tran Girlismo
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the reason the media doesn't cover this for what it clearly is is because they like Trump and they want to help him rule us. Especially as we approach an election that could be a generational wipeout for Rs they will double down on attempting to help him
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one hand this is absolutely fucking Hideous on the other hand like man are you SURE you want to open the door to livestreamed executions by firing squads? Like are you ABSOLUTELY certain you want what comes after that? Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been saying!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026
hollywood releasing a bunch of movies about how an insane, radicalized cabal of billionaires are trying to gobble up the world economy approximately 3 weeks after said insane cabal gobbles up the entertainment industry is what historians call a "whoopsy doodle" moment
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dumb ass missed that this was a trilogy and thought the second book cover was like a second run alternate cover for the first book. Looks like I have another couple books to put in the queue.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very much like merely-very-good players Kobe Bryant and Derek Jeter *performed* being all-time greats in a way that fooled most people, Ditka performed "tough old school football coach" so comprehensively that people believed him to be that thing despite ample evidence he sucked ass
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am almost certainly in the top 1% of Plano Edge purchasers cuz they have like forty to fifty of them at this point and do this with them:
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is funny to me because I use Plano edge tackle boxes as a parts organizers and now they think I’m into fishing.
My Amazon AI summary suggesting I really like dishing and tackle boxes.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And then I woke up. And I was so sad that obviously "Magic Island" and its awesome live performance show doesn't exist.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And after the play was done I was bumrushing the gift shop for some merch I had seen on the way in but it was all gone? And then I somehow got lost and my phone tarted to melt?
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And it was anchored by this wild multi-theater kubuki and animatronic theatre show about Japanese Yokai on a dark fantasy adventure (like Dark Crystal or Labyrinth) that also featured the writer piece screaming about how much she hated the Trump administration and the American Empire. It was great.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had an insane dream that I was in Japan at a new Disney destination that was called "Magic Island" in the middle of Tokyo Bay that was only accessible by ferry. And for some reason I went with a friend from high school I haven't talked to or thought about in twenty years??
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The Constable @theiconstable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we're all trying to find the guy who did this hot dog suit
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Learning about my new site manager from one of my favorite middle managers and his tenure thus far has been this:
Man puts stick through spokes of his bike’s wheel and then falls down meme.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do think we should figure out a way to make Oliva Cooke a series regular on Slow Horses...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every time michael tracey comes up
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve blocked so many Kalshi ad accts on tiktok that I’m slowly getting *other ads* The mission continues.
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/03/2025
modern problems call for modern solutions
a guillotine where the blade is a 3.5 floppy disk and the base is a 5.25 floppy
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The Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
floppy bunny 💾🐇 #floppydisks #floppydiskart #mavica
3.5" floppy disks arranged on a floor to resemble a bunny rabbit from the eyes to the ears. The photo was taken with a Sony Mavica MVC-FD5
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck I always forget what day the midautumn festival is so I never get mooncakes in time.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Props to WBEZ, by the way, for following the segment on All Things Considered where a witch described using ChatGPT to help her position a broom over a doorway... with a local segment on Scream Club Chicago including audio of hundreds of people screaming out over the lake. A+ decision there.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm kinda digging the new m83 album. I missed the last one too so I should probably look into it as well...
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just saw someone put mustard on a bao. Now I'm going to go insane.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently this is a setting called "Edge zoom" that was turned on at some point but I turned it off cuz it was fucking dumb.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know why but scrolling on my touchpad is like super over-reactive. like just holding two fingers down (not moving at all) will cause a scroll. Strange.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
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BitterGiantsFan @bittergiantsfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck me! Is nothing sacred?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The way I jumped up in the theater when she did a 180 in the cop car???
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also the cast for the antagonists in Hope is fucking nuts.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hoyeon is pretty great in Hope! She drives like crazy! She shoots a machine gun! She rides a bicycle! She does all the things!!
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hope (호프) (2026) and Resident Evil (2026) make for a pretty decent double feature.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was re-reading the Young Jedi Knight books from my childhood a year or two ago and I couldn't help but think that Jaina/Lowbacca should def have been a thing...
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hey. It was a pleasure working with you at Phoenix." "I loved every minute of it."
Cameron and Donna from Halt and Catch Fire discussing their potential business "Phoenix."
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 22/09/2026
Before Alien, The Last Starfighter, Total Recall, Aliens, Titan AE and many more, Ron Cobb was a talented cartoonist, already on target more than 50 years ago.
LET YOUR FAITH LIGHT THE WORLD (with a big explosion)
Cartoon by Ron CobbA child in bed is surrounded by nuclear bombs

Cartoon by Ron CobbA man in a devastated neighborhood is looking for an electrical outlet for his broken TV.
Cartoon by Ron Cobb“What is ecology?” one man asks another, as they perch on top of a car in a swamp full of rats.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that 2020->1984 calendar flipping cartoon meme but it's for the '29 stock market crash.
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Chris Woo @chrisdwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just like turbo evil.
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Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm dying
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still can’t believe Abi thought it was okay to threaten me with the prospect of panel shows
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