Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 16hI know the misfits wrote a whole ass album but I’m convinced the only successful murder business outside the defense industry is Zankou Chicken 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 23/07/2026Never forgetting that video of the McDonalds CEO eating that burger the way Jared Kushner eats pussy 030
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 24/06/2026There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to RTFM 000
Reposted by Chris CastroRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026honestly the NBA moving the draft to Tuesday night because they didn't want to go up against the USMNT World Cup game has to be one of the biggest "soccer has made it in this country" moments of all time 13102373
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 24/06/2026For those of you out there building solutions in the cloud on free/cheap tier platforms, concurrently develop a plan to self host as none of that is sustainable and they will for sure leave you out in the cold as everything shifts to token based billing concepts 010
Reposted by Chris CastroMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/06/2026For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America??? 802592487
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 21/05/2026Watching Los Angeles Magazine get dragged in the comments is restoring my hope in humanity 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 02/05/2026The cats just had their first Churu packet and now I know how Richard Sackler felt the first time someone’s grandma tried OxyContin 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 18/03/2026Instead of reskilling you could get into the AI pimp racket. Breaking people’s fingers because they spent all of their Claude tokens on AI hookers. #jobsofthefuture 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 22/02/2026The Harbor Room and Tiki Ti go back and forth for the smallest bar in LA, but the Kibbitz Room has the record for longest receipt. CVS level shit 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 16/11/2025They were looking for a baby eating cabal and found a lemon party 000
Reposted by Chris Castroe.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 26/09/2025Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...politico.comMusk, Bannon and Thiel named in new Epstein estate documentsThe House Oversight Committee is continuing to release redacted materials in its ongoing Jeffrey Epstein investigation. 13642341234
Reposted by Chris CastroJeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Conspiracy theories take hold because it's much more reassuring to believe that an evil cabal is running everything than that nobody is running everything and every human from the poorest child to the President of the United States is just winging it. 830556
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 07/07/2025Or keep reusing the Edward scissorhands bumming coke meme 110
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 07/07/2025Especially considering they use to be such elitist dicks about who got in 110
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 04/07/2025When are we going to seriously consider a general strike? That window of opportunity is closing faster than we think 010
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 21/06/2025If your platform doesn’t include investigating, prosecuting and jailing the people in government responsible for this current horror show I’m not carrying a drop of water for your campaign 010
Reposted by Chris Castro🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up 131204291
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 30/05/2025AWS SES comes to mind as a low cost/effort smtp relay. Unfortunately for a lot of smaller orgs help desk escalation seems to be the only alerting mechanism in place. 010
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 27/05/2025I once downloaded and burned a Windows 98 installer disk (lots of effort back in the day) and booted my computer to a grainy jpeg of the goatse image and that completely changed the way I look at IT security 020
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 27/05/2025This is why I used to take a laptop off the shelf every few weeks and run through the Intune enrollment process when I was managing an endpoint engineering team. You don’t know how bad the user experience is until you live it 1979
Reposted by Chris CastroKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/05/2025These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval 41859121
Reposted by Chris CastroAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Trumps government, control-F-ing for “Donald”’ in the filesmedia.tenor.comhomer simpson is kneeling in front of a fireplace with bart and lisa behind himALT: homer simpson is kneeling in front of a fireplace with bart and lisa behind him 37413
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 08/05/2025I need a felt painting of Harry Carey kissing the popes ring 010
Reposted by Chris Castromarlo @marlo.ooo · 14/04/2025soviet dogs have travelled further into the cosmos than katy perry and they got to do it for free 1331152
Reposted by Chris CastroNate Patrin 🎧 @natepatrin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025there are two kinds of teenagers who bought 'Mellow Gold' when it was new: those who were disappointed the whole album didn't sound like "Loser," and people like me who heard this and went "OK this guy is on a different plane of existence entirely"youtube.comSteal My Body HomeYouTube video by Beck - Topic 4332
Reposted by Chris CastroAnil Dash @anildash.com · 16/03/2025Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...404media.coThe 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is Monitoring404 Media has obtained the list of sites and services that ICE contractor ShadowDragon pulls data from. ShadowDragon sources data from all over the web and lets government analysts easily search it an... 12332357212532
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 13/03/2025Losing the wine moms to own the libs apple.news/AlZprn6_-S7i...apple.newsTrump threatens to put 200% tariff on French Champagne and other EU spirits — CNBCThe U.S. tariff comes after the European Union moved to put an import tax on American whiskey. 010
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 18/02/2025Now my hair is hard for hours and my dick is soft and manageable 000
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 18/02/2025Being a 40 something dude on the internet is a wild ride when you don’t share app data with instagram. The algo so confident that either my dick or hair doesn’t work that I’m getting ads for hair/dick combo pills 110
Reposted by Chris CastroKaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Just found something good on the internet for the first time in like six years: Merle Haggard sitting in for an entire Art Bell episode in 1997. The whole five hours. It’s not even about music. Dude was ready to cohost that thing. archive.org/details/1997...archive.org1997-09-02 Coast To Coast - Merle Haggard : The Divine Eye : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveSeptember 2 1997 Art bell interviews Merle haggard *************************************************************************** For More Audio, Video, and... 2238065
Reposted by Chris CastroAllison Nixon @nixonnixoff.bsky.social · 19/01/2025People who download tiktok or rednote are making a choice. People who handed their data over to ATNT, OPM, Anthem, etc, did not make a choice and that data is more sensitive than cat videos. Those thefts are used as pretense for banning tiktok. They don't care about the real problem one bit. 213223
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 03/01/2025I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record. I hear that you and your band have sold your democrats and bought republicans. 010
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 14/12/2024Walk This Way is both Aerosmith’s best song and Run-D.M.C’s worst song 010
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 12/12/2024How the hell is Altoona, PA I the news and no one has yet to mention the cursed pizza 110
Reposted by Chris CastroCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell 663125471691
Chris Castro @chriscastrotech.com · 02/12/2024I miss when the Burgundy Room bathroom looked like this Buffalo game 010
