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Chris Arcand

@chrisarcand.com
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👨‍💻 Principal Engineer (STSM) @ IBM. Ex-HashiCorp, ex-Red Hat 🛠️ Cloud infra & distributed systems w/ Golang & Ruby 🏒 Cpt of the Dangling Pointers™, Minnesota’s premier shitty beer league hockey team St. Paul, MN chrisarcand.com

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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 28/09/2026
We’ve gone every single year. One of the highlights of the season for us, it’s pretty dope.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 26/09/2026
Yeah boi
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 25/09/2026
It’s a good one
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Andrew White @pixeltrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a 2.4k modem in the office and when the phone bill came in after downloading some shareware at work I said upgrading to 14.4k modem would pay for itself in one quarter and they feel for it 😂
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 25/09/2026
lollll
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 25/09/2026
And this was the fancy upgrade! The switch from a 28.8 to 56k was monumental for my Quake game. <screams in 90s>
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 25/09/2026
remember when 5 kbps was like top notch fast? a whole mp3 in like 30 minutes, like clockwork
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 25/09/2026
What is that? Dvorak?
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 24/09/2026
Whoa neat! Great work to you all!
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Aaron Patterson @tenderlove.dev · 24/09/2026
Support Local Variables arxiv.org/pdf/2609.01502
arxiv.org
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Nathan Hruby @nathanhruby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Accurate
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 17/09/2026
Well put.
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Katie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A screenshot of a Tumblr post about scientists wanting to tell people about their science
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's finally happened: the improved quality of machine transcription and the greater ability to extract value from unlabelled data means "your tech is eavesdropping on you for marketing purposes" has crossed from "false conspiracy theory" to "true and concerning" www.theverge.com/tech/991190/...
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LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby
Gamers Nexus comes for LG again.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 07/09/2026
Yes yes and yes
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 31/08/2026
Stay cool 😎
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@steinkobbe

There were some incredible posts at the height of the NFT bubble

@TaschaLabs

If you make a NFT of a real diamond, and the diamond itself gets destroyed in a fire tomorrow, you still have the same asset.

Because the token still exists and is in limited supply just as before. Nothing has changed.

What NFT is doing to the concept of asset, few understand.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 21/08/2026
I did this a few months ago. I’m sad to report the sad doesn’t fully go away (but it’s still probably the right decision!)
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 20/08/2026
Recharge time up north 🚤🌲🎣🌅
Sunrise over Bay Lake, MNFamily and friends fishing off the boat Sitting in front of a fire by the lake with a beer.A loon swims on Bay Lake, MN
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Nathan Hruby @nathanhruby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This Slaps www.jamiecadvisory.com/perspectives... t
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The Architecture Is Simply Keeping Score
Every system tells the story of the decisions an organisation made, postponed or avoided.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 10/08/2026
Love this, agree with it, and have experienced much of the same. As a leader you’re always influencing, whether good or…actually bad. And very few things are perfectly right or wrong, with nearly everything in a some shade of gray. A wonderfully written post from @baweaver.bsky.social
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 09/08/2026
Or if this is just a sales tactic for its target audience (me), of course.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 09/08/2026
Hot damn 👨‍🍳 💋
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 09/08/2026
Shout out to whatever whatever Amazon dot com team made the “Order with X time period” on same day delivery to show it down to the second 🤣🤣🤣 I just ordered something “within 52 seconds” I wonder what margin of error they leave for the actual last moment of time someone hits submit on their cart.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 09/08/2026
Data centers in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea. The science here is fascinating, and I deeply appreciate the author’s mix of (relatively) deep technicals with common sense analogy. taranis.ie/datacenters-...
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Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 30/07/2026
States’ rights except when they get in the way of profits www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Elon Musk’s company sues Minnesota over new law to bar manipulated images to fake nudity
Minnesota’s anti-nudification law is supposed to take effect on Saturday. It is being challenged in federal court by a company led by Elon Musk.
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Chad Fowler @chadfowler.com · 22/07/2026
Watch this space. Back in 30-45 minutes 🤓 @miren.dev @evanphx.dev
Run own PDS on Miren.dev in 30 minutes or less
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 22/07/2026
Neat!!!
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miren.dev @miren.dev · 21/07/2026
Miren v0.12.0 ships Miren Anywhere: your cluster dials out, Miren's edge carries traffic back, and my-chores.miren.app can be served straight off a laptop in the kitchen 👩‍🍳💻 The "deploy works but the URL times out" wall, gone 🔄✨ miren.dev/blog/miren-a...
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Miren Anywhere - Miren
Put a private cluster's apps on the internet. No port forwarding, no static IP, nothing dialing in.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 16/07/2026
Wildfire smoke is blanketing Minnesota. Here's how to stay safe: Don't breathe
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 11/07/2026
Pizza Hut website in 1996
Pizza Hut website in 1996
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 11/07/2026
Extremely subscribed to this whole project
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miren.dev @miren.dev · 08/07/2026
Excited to hear our @evanphx.dev chat with Brian Teller about his path to CEO and why good deployment is so important for teams of every size. Give it a listen here (or wherever you like to hear your podcasts: www.tellerstech.com/ship-it-week...
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Ship It Conversations: Evan Phoenix of Miren on Deployment Pain, Terraform, Waypoint, and Better Defaults for Small Teams
In this episode, Evan Phoenix of Miren discusses the persistent pain points in deployment for small teams and the need for better defaults rather than more c...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 06/07/2026
Classic
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 03/07/2026
Hey congrats! That’s exciting
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 30/06/2026
But…but Zucc 😭
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Joshua Mask @joshuafmask.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 24/06/2026
I’m trying to tell you I love it and this PR title made my night, thank you 🤣❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 24/06/2026
lol
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 06/06/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 04/06/2026
Productivity doesn't matter if you're working on the wrong thing.
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 02/06/2026
Ya, I think my therapist might be on to something
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 02/06/2026
Does getting old mean you are just constantly tired all the time?
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Chris Arcand @chrisarcand.com · 31/05/2026
I guess you already mentioned 2 of the biggies 🤷‍♂️
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