Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hold on it’s just taking a while to compress all the folders into a zipfile 001
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They could make those political spectrum quizzes a lot simpler if they just included an option for “I reject the terms of this question” and the only thing the quiz tested was how many times you clicked that answer. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The yankees are uncool and they should be ashamed of themselves. This is just a fact of science. 001
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s really in the name. All the decent groups of philosophers have names like “Coffee Enjoyers of Southern Holland” or “Suicidal Tendencies”, and all the bad ones are called “Logicism” or “Life’s Toughest Warriors”. 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Drawing a elaborately detailed fantasy map and writing “ 𝓑𝓾𝓶𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 “ on the land beyond the mountains 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The guy was me and I’ve been humbled by love and geopolitics. 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I didn’t even have a cell phone. I was in college, everyone I knew was right there. 110
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In the days before texting, this is reasonable. Now, it would be suicide. 111
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Well guess what? There’s a community called Librivox that records home made audiobooks of Shakespeare and they crush. People PERFORMING in their bathrooms, recording on a headset mic, giving 110,000%. librivox.app/book/3908librivox.appRichard IIIRichard III is an early history play probably written and performed around 1592-93. It is the culmination of Shakespeare's earlier three pla… 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What’s the closest thing you’ve read to “Shakespeare In Space”? For me, Matter by Iain Banks manages to pull it off the most. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Haha remember climate change? Boy we really goofed that one up eh? 021
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 08/09/2026"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human." 1024345
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026NYE 1998 930 Club in DC. Southern Culture on the Skids, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Jesus Lizard. SCOTS covered JSBE, JSBE covered JL & JL did a medley of both bands songs right in the middle of one of theirs. Also I gave David Yow the ok sign 👌 from the pit & he stuck his finger in it. Ecstasy. 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Markey is like a brick wall with a bag of money painted on it. I hope he lives to 150. 0472
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026lmao get wrecked, bigot 344928
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tis a remarkably shot hop from “A future AI will torture those who impeded its rise to power” to “We must pre-torture the non-believers to appease a god who doesn’t even exist yet”. Like barely a gap at all even. 020
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comJames Doakes Doakes MemeALT: James Doakes Doakes Meme 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You might be surprised, but I actually live by a very simple motto re: work-life balance… 000
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A New Color (1/5🧵) 84112413747
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)We Are Legion | Podcast @wearelegionpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Tomorrow! 3pm! On Twitch! Peter the DM and much of the cast will be streaming a one-shot that doubles as a creepy prequel to the show AND raising money for cancer research? How can you miss that! Donate herein: tiltify.com/@thecompound... Watch the live-stream here: m.twitch.tv/thecompound/...tiltify.comTiltify - Made for FundraisersWe give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity 012
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Something very silly just came back to me from my most deeply recessed memory banks: George RR Martin wrote a book called Black Trump 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I think a lot about the perilous path between “Grow the hell up” and “Are you saying suffering builds character? Ew.” The true Scylla and Charybdis of discourse. 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As soon as they invent a hotel that somehow has cable from 2013 I will become a travelling salesman. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s 95 out yall Let’s take the day off and go to the Industrial Vat for a Dip. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This weekend? I was in Narnia. Yeah, Narnia-dang-business! 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When our lovely composer heard the raw audio of the ritual for the first time, he nearly ran for the hills. Of course, now, with a bunch of creepy chanting and gloriously psychotic sound design around it, it’s 10x more disturbing. Join us, won’t you? 010
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/07/2026bro do you believe in a thing called love bro 1212737
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The road to Heal is paid with good infections. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ok which one of you ttrpg nerds wrote this Onion Article? 031
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I can’t believe this aired on TV in 1991. How was that allowed? 000
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Back in the day there was an unspoken beef between Smiths goths and Cure goths and it’s hard to believe in retrospect that it was a close race. 010
Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Did everyone else know that the Cure made a comeback record in 2024 and it actually completely slaps? This is gaslighting and it’s not cool. youtu.be/W6gFQfYSopQ?...youtu.beWarsongYouTube video by The Cure - Topic 020
Reposted by Peter (Not a real Dog)furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2756521605