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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The yankees are uncool and they should be ashamed of themselves. This is just a fact of science.

Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s really in the name. All the decent groups of philosophers have names like “Coffee Enjoyers of Southern Holland” or “Suicidal Tendencies”, and all the bad ones are called “Logicism” or “Life’s Toughest Warriors”.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Drawing a elaborately detailed fantasy map and writing “ 𝓑𝓾𝓶𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 “ on the land beyond the mountains

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well guess what? There’s a community called Librivox that records home made audiobooks of Shakespeare and they crush. People PERFORMING in their bathrooms, recording on a headset mic, giving 110,000%. librivox.app/book/3908

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Richard III

Richard III is an early history play probably written and performed around 1592-93. It is the culmination of Shakespeare's earlier three pla…

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What’s the closest thing you’ve read to “Shakespeare In Space”? For me, Matter by Iain Banks manages to pull it off the most.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Haha remember climate change? Boy we really goofed that one up eh?

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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 08/09/2026

"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

NYE 1998 930 Club in DC. Southern Culture on the Skids, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Jesus Lizard. SCOTS covered JSBE, JSBE covered JL & JL did a medley of both bands songs right in the middle of one of theirs. Also I gave David Yow the ok sign 👌 from the pit & he stuck his finger in it. Ecstasy.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Markey is like a brick wall with a bag of money painted on it. I hope he lives to 150.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

lmao get wrecked, bigot

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tis a remarkably shot hop from “A future AI will torture those who impeded its rise to power” to “We must pre-torture the non-believers to appease a god who doesn’t even exist yet”. Like barely a gap at all even.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

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We Are Legion | Podcast @wearelegionpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Tomorrow! 3pm! On Twitch! Peter the DM and much of the cast will be streaming a one-shot that doubles as a creepy prequel to the show AND raising money for cancer research? How can you miss that! Donate herein: tiltify.com/@thecompound... Watch the live-stream here: m.twitch.tv/thecompound/...

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Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers

We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Something very silly just came back to me from my most deeply recessed memory banks: George RR Martin wrote a book called Black Trump

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I think a lot about the perilous path between “Grow the hell up” and “Are you saying suffering builds character? Ew.” The true Scylla and Charybdis of discourse.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

As soon as they invent a hotel that somehow has cable from 2013 I will become a travelling salesman.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It’s 95 out yall Let’s take the day off and go to the Industrial Vat for a Dip.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This weekend? I was in Narnia. Yeah, Narnia-dang-business!

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When our lovely composer heard the raw audio of the ritual for the first time, he nearly ran for the hills. Of course, now, with a bunch of creepy chanting and gloriously psychotic sound design around it, it’s 10x more disturbing. Join us, won’t you?

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/07/2026

bro do you believe in a thing called love bro

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The road to Heal is paid with good infections.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ok which one of you ttrpg nerds wrote this Onion Article?

Pic of an onion article about Olivia Rodrigo designing a ttrpg

The last paragraph of an onion article about Olivia Rodrigo designing a ttrpg where it’s revealed you can romance all NPCs

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I can’t believe this aired on TV in 1991. How was that allowed?

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Back in the day there was an unspoken beef between Smiths goths and Cure goths and it’s hard to believe in retrospect that it was a close race.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Did everyone else know that the Cure made a comeback record in 2024 and it actually completely slaps? This is gaslighting and it’s not cool. youtu.be/W6gFQfYSopQ?...

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Warsong

YouTube video by The Cure - Topic

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If I wrote a novel it wouldn’t be “sprawling” it would be unconscious.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’m rewatching True Blood, a show about a cool smart lady named Tara and a bunch of dumbass white people and vampires who never listen to her.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🎵Blackbeard singing in the dead of niiiiiight…🎵

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

In a hotel flipped on the tv to discover there’s a show just called CIA where the protagonists are inexplicably hot and british superheroes. Where is shark tank? I do not like this.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Unfortunately the answer is still Electric Guitars.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Every yellow card should also come with penalty kicks. Also penalty kicks when someone kicks the ball over the goal. And for calling for the ball. Lots more pks is what I am saying.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wake up every morning like “Great, another Prequel”

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You heard it here first folks: Jayson Tradem

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

As a dad I have to say that I hope one day society will outgrow it’s need for us.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

New york city is the best of america. People were joking about how the fans were going to burn it down and it’s funny but obviously not even a little true. Unity yall.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

EVERYONE’S CHEERING THIS BABY

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

(Sean Connery Voice) Bong. Bing Bong.

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hehe what if we burned Madison Square Garden to the ground tho haha jk…unless?

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Vicki Sweetheart @violence.gay · 14/06/2026

i just looked outside my window and a pair of spiralling rectangular masses are erupting from the earth and oh my god are the twin towers back??? with a steel chair???

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Peter (Not a real Dog) @chomptank.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Congratulations of course also due to Jo Byron. Take me out te dinner.

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