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white-late 20s-i'm here to do science and complain and i have a lot of complaining to do about the science

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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 2h
funniest for our client. dad got framed for murder. dad has a name. son asks us to help his dad. does son get a name? no. boy.
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 2h
many thoughts on RainCode as of finishing the second (tutorial) case but one thing thats truly wild is that they didnt even bother to give the victims or suspects or our client names
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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to be honest, i only personally care about plotholes when they appear in writing i already have a bunch of other problems with. if i like something enough, i'll give it a pass/invent an explanation in my head. i can't find the exact quote, but roger ebert said something about this. to paraphrase: "the movie's problem wasn't [such and such inconsistency], its problem was that i was bored enough to be thinking about that."
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 9h
"damn i need to get work done but i feel atrocious, cant imagine why" says bitch who overslept and didnt take their meds and didnt eat lunch until 5pm and has been staring at screens all day
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im playing on story mode to learn the combat/unlock battle memories so ill be able to practice bosses on standard. did manage to get thru the first boss with no deaths so far. hopefully i will continue to improve
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its funny bc ive only seen friends play nine sols before so its been an inherently social experience. it definitely has different vibes to just play it by yourself
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
finally doing my own playthru of nine sols and coming to terms with the fact that im used to playing games that either only have a dash or at least let you get away with focusing on dashing over parrying and its a very conscious effort to get myself to parry
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"this is actually a pretty effective ice pack" i say to myself 1 minute before realizing the bag is leaking and the kitchen rag im using to hold it to my hand looks like a bloody rag from a crime scene
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
burned my hand while meal prepping and ran out of ice cubes so im just clutching a baggie full of frozen strawberries to my hand
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES on 40 NO on 41 NO on 42 for all CA friends out there
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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スガタ @sugata1616.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ゲームスクショを見て姫練習 #ninesols #九日
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they were supposed to use a species ID app to identify things around the classroom and some of them identified the class hermit crab as an orbweaver spider and im just like..........................the species is listed on the tank kids
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
today's grading story: had to type the sentence "the Bee movie is not a credible source of scientific information"
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
typing "what about the trout?" so many times I start to feel like I'm adopting some kind of fishing persona
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
surprisingly large chunk of students who got as far as "the letters indicate [correct thing]" and then said it was important for a reason that clearly suggested they overheard me tell another group what the letters indicated and still thought they indicated something else
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my students are inventing exciting new ways to answer a question in this assignment incorrectly. one group just made me say "what" out loud
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes all you can do about it is cry and hydrate and all of your problems are still there but at least now youre hydrated
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
waking up to your sbr livetweeting one day a week is gonna send me straight back to 2014
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i like that when you text me about shit kieran says to oscar you have to specify when hes using you (derogatory) or you (not derogatory)
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Tormodachi Life @liltapir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the great knight kevin saves us all
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
claire livetexting me radiant dawn shit is singlehandedly holding my mental state together before this lab meeting
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The entire presidential television press pool — Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN — has agreed to suspend coverage in the wake of Trump’s decision to ban CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from the White House
newrepublic.com
Major TV Networks Band Together in Boycott After Trump’s Ban on CNN
The five major TV networks are joining forces after Trump’s press ban.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Ace Attorney @aceattorney.capcomusa.com · 20/09/2026
CELEBRATION! To commemorate the upcoming 25th anniversary of the Ace Attorney series on October 12, we're sharing a brand-new illustration by series artists Kazuya Nuri and Takuro Fuse, featuring several fan favorite characters dressed to impress for the occasion!
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
havent been putting part of cat's breakfast & dinner in the puzzle feeder bc ive had no energy for fussing around but i did today and he looked at me aghast when i put his dinner down. like wym i have to work for it again
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You guys are keeping it together right now??
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh my god youre so right
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sunbeam #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of cat-type Pokemon - Meowth, Skitty, Espurr, Sprigatito, and Litten - sleeping in the light from a window.
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
parents are on a night out texting me about the restaurant and my mom pulls out the "the water is not good" THE /WATER/ ISNT GOOD??
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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mokke @kemomokke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#ninesols
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the local highschool band is apparently doing backstreet boys as part of their rotation now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HES A TIGER ANDDDD A FATHER!!!
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renathan @rivalsurge2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
acrylic paintings of my cats for my mom. 2024 <-> 2026 (the new one was done last night!)
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
also like (15 slides of basic science with dense examples i have to teach myself) (7 slides actually relevant to the experiment we're doing, but only background) (1 slide that says "now go read the instructions for the experiment online") hey so like,
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choc @chocchi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i feel like TAing this course will be Mostly Fine because ive done it before but it feels like theyve put less effort into coaching TAs on whats going on and then made the slides youre supposed to present even more dense with information you simply havent been given
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
taiko 🐟
a stylized 3d render of a cat playing taiko (except the drum is a can of wet food and the sticks are churu)
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