Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 4hI am a trad husband. I will NOT teach my children to hit The Griddy. 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my kids favourite video is "ranking top 5 hell yeah moments" 010
Reposted by Bomba ClartKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin 1878101
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 04/09/2026BREAKING: GTA 6 will require a small modular nuclear reactor to run above 30 FPS 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 20/08/2026has anyone checked in on Charlie Kirk? haven't heard from him in a while 001
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i went through his saved tik toks and found this. what does this mean? 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 10/08/2026News Headline: Why Are Gen Z Not Drinking Alcohol? Local Neighbour Bar: FRIDAY SPECIAL: PICKLE JUICE INFUSED HAZY IPA, 9.3%, $14 010
Reposted by Bomba Clartconstantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 06/08/2026wish i had less in common with these useless pricks 119526
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Feel like I would've enjoyed The Odyssey a lot more if I was 14 years old and hadn't figured out how to pleasure myself properly 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Bear Grills: I'm about to suck the oiliest cock on planet earth 130
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026you're telling me that all the continents slid together and just happened to settle in the shape of the world map? 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Your Honor, my client thought there was an impassable wall between him and the women. 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 29/07/2026scrappy doo is always putting scooby in risky situations. no loyal cousin should do this. 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Overheard some university professors talking about movies today. One said "I forgot how gendered Star Wars is - I mean Princess Leia getting enslaved by Jabba is completely disgusting, but I love when the Ewoks start throwing rocks" 010
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I would've done the same if I had to listen to this boring ass guy 010
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 22/07/2026[Mr Beast Video in 3 Years] Raising a child for $1 VS. Raising a child for $1,000,000 000
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 29/05/2026bro I swear the meek shall inherit the earth bro 010
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 24/04/2026she's alive and they turned her into a fucking spider 010
Reposted by Bomba Clartjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026There's a Tim Hortons commercial where a guy uses "conscious" as a noun where he should say consciousness. Plus it's got Ryan Reynolds in it 2663
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Worst standard PC program is Adobe Acrobat. It always makes me want to cave my skull in. 020
Reposted by Bomba ClartSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here. 15440821174
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This is cool, but maybe she thinks trans is when you transition from a boy into a lizard 010
Reposted by Bomba Clartok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner, 016231
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 02/03/2026they just put a Fatwa out on guys with huge penises. guess im getting dragged away and slaughtered by an angry mob tmr 🙄 020
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Smart Glasses? Smart TV?? How about a smart Congress??? 😂 Hit like if yuo agree!!! (my uncle sees me posting this and he gives me 50 lashes of the Leather Strap) 020
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 24/02/2026cool that TooGoodToGo is now doing vapes. cant wait to get the expired suck. 020
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 21/02/2026European Media: Hienriche Blaumfauldem wins 3rd gold in Mens 500m cross ski US Media: USA Women STUN with Dazzling Performance on the ice. Here's 5 things Congress could learn from their performance... 020
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 19/02/2026this divorce level argument would go so hard with some Brazilian phonk edit music right now 030
Reposted by Bomba ClartWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Woody Allen? The jazz clarinetist? 0584
Reposted by Bomba ClartAnimeSerbia @animeserbia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026A sad casualty of AI is that we will no longer see autists make hyper specific pictures in MS Paint 210615
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Why don't hurdlers just go around the obstacles? Seems like a lot of effort to jump over them. 022
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 25/01/2026ipad gen alpha kid typing in '67' on YouTube and finding this video 041
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 19/01/2026when the guy in the Kung Fu Fighting song admits that "it was a little bit frightening"... wow. What a raw exposure of his own vulnerabilities and trauma. 021
Reposted by Bomba Clartconstantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 10/01/2026precious little. 617126
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 08/01/2026why does the wireless headphone lady that says "battery low" always sound like she wants to fuck me 031
Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/01/2026My Workplace Violence and Sexual Harassment Training ANY% Speedrun (GLITCHLESS) 00:45s 021
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