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Bomba Clart

@chlamydiarises.bsky.social
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mobutu sese ko was me uncle

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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 17h
The worst societal effect of Tik Tok is theatre kids having a public outlet for their comedy skits. No one should be exposed to that.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 17h
lol
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
going to start saying "geezers need excitement" in place of "boys will be boys"
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this would be my reaction if I detected a neutrino
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so tired that I thought they awarded the Nobel Prize to Ice Cube for observing a neutrino
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yup, it's insane. big ups @readingmuseum.bsky.social
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you know there's a near perfect replica of the tapestry made by women embroiderers in the 1800s in Reading? it's pretty amazing, and usually not very busy so you can really sit with it, worth the trip if you can't be fucked with the BM. www.readingmuseum.org.uk/your-visit/w...
readingmuseum.org.uk
Bayeux Gallery
View Britain's famous full-size Victorian version of the Bayeux Tapestry in its magnificent entirety. This faithful replica is 70-metres long. It was made by 35 skilled Victorian women embroiderers in...
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
STOP SAYING: I'm going to bed START SAYING: I'm going flat mode
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
top 10 UK buildings easily and I'm not even joking/exaggerating
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a trad husband. I will NOT teach my children to hit The Griddy.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my kids favourite video is "ranking top 5 hell yeah moments"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: GTA 6 will require a small modular nuclear reactor to run above 30 FPS
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this photo is misleading because the plank actually extends deep underground. so it's actually 4 hours longer than it looks on camera
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this plank is surely longer
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this guy should be imprisoned immediately
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
has anyone checked in on Charlie Kirk? haven't heard from him in a while
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a guy comes across a door with a sign for a ‘reggae 101’ class

the chalkboard says “please speak in a jamaican accent AT ALL TIMES”

he looks upon the class and sees a sea of caucasians.

“i don know aboud dis mon”

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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a vegan place near me used to sell carrots on toast for £5. One time I went and they were selling the same dish, but they called it "carrot lox" and the price was £10.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i went through his saved tik toks and found this. what does this mean?
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
News Headline: Why Are Gen Z Not Drinking Alcohol? Local Neighbour Bar: FRIDAY SPECIAL: PICKLE JUICE INFUSED HAZY IPA, 9.3%, $14
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
dropping 60mg of 2c-b and watching this
Youtube Video - Are Goblins Real
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wish i had less in common with these useless pricks
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
nah it's a real frog and it hopped there
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it can be woven into fine garments
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Feel like I would've enjoyed The Odyssey a lot more if I was 14 years old and hadn't figured out how to pleasure myself properly
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bear Grills: I'm about to suck the oiliest cock on planet earth
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
woke my girlfriend up laughing this
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you're telling me that all the continents slid together and just happened to settle in the shape of the world map?
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
✋☺️
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Your Honor, my client thought there was an impassable wall between him and the women.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
scrappy doo is always putting scooby in risky situations. no loyal cousin should do this.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
browsing temu
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Overheard some university professors talking about movies today. One said "I forgot how gendered Star Wars is - I mean Princess Leia getting enslaved by Jabba is completely disgusting, but I love when the Ewoks start throwing rocks"
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I would've done the same if I had to listen to this boring ass guy
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
[Mr Beast Video in 3 Years] Raising a child for $1 VS. Raising a child for $1,000,000
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
slove
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
discord message from mizto saying: "bro this emoji [hands on mouth shocked face emoji] it gets like a whole ass new dark meaning when you consider that the hand might not be his, but someone who is behind him covering his mouth and jerking him off"
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
bro I swear the meek shall inherit the earth bro
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
computer, act like you want me to fuck you, like you are explosively horny for me and me alone. now create a detailed report on siting for housing affordability in Virginia.
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
she's alive and they turned her into a fucking spider
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There's a Tim Hortons commercial where a guy uses "conscious" as a noun where he should say consciousness. Plus it's got Ryan Reynolds in it
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Bomba Clart @chlamydiarises.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Worst standard PC program is Adobe Acrobat. It always makes me want to cave my skull in.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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shobon @beat-shobon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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