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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The best part of eating Banana 2 is getting to take Shit 2 around 12 hours later, admittedly into a legacy toilet

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imbibing mine own cocky 👍

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my friend's been cumming into a pepsi can near his bed for as long as I've known him. his objective is to one day fill it, and he lives without shame or worry because it's all he cares about. whenever I visit, i pour a third of it out into his kitchen sink out of love

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my pudsome thing shall spew on the morrow

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I lowp nae on a Goomba's pate Nor don yon yellow cutsome cape And ne'er wad kick a Koopa's shell For I await the plumber's knell

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Weird that there’s like a 98% probability anyone’s related to Genghis Khan. He’s my niece

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Tony Blair... I nominate you for the cinnamon challenge.

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’ll use an icicle for my murders so that my weapon melts, becomes unidentifiable. Better yet, I’ll kill snowmen

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I want a snappy way of saying that I want to have sex with a cabin but “cabin fever” is taken. I suppose i’m in lodge heat

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Drank a coffee and a glass of water too fast and immediately threw it up into the sink “That’s life” - Frank Sinatra

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Brazilian people sound like Slitheen

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Bro ate the plums in the ice box 😂

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Da angel and devil on my shoulders just started hooking up.. found them doing hand stuff under my tongue this morning

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Popeye eating feces and getting tired

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Dreamt of someone called Theo Balloon this morning and woke myself up laughing

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

the verb meaning “to make a conjecture” should really be “conject” instead of just “conjecture” again. Sounds bad. Fuck you

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Sort of appropriate that “masochism” also gets its name from a perverted nobleman but no one’s aware of him

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

5 word sad story: "Wilson!" he called. (Watch Castaway)

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Milk me like one of your french cows

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

You can fuck a sandwich if you’re sincere

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If we referred to the number 342 as “bludgeoned and hurt” instead of “three hundred and forty two”, we’d probably have a joke along the lines of “Why was 340 afraid of 341?”. Plus because of the butterfly effect dinosaurs might still be around

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

the “We Need to Talk about Louis” video essays on youtube are very well-argued and -made. Shifted my view on CK cleanly from “he’s not a good guy but he’s honest and leagues above his peers artistically” to not being able to stomach him

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

watching: Knives Out. eating: Chives Trout. ailments: Hives Gout.

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

call me a circular cardboard slip placed under drinks the way I've been coasting

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Call me spoon the way I’m makeing a stir

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

i'll just use this account for journalling. why not

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the waiter (19, born in Hamburg to the grandchildren of national socialists) shrugs. I kill myself

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

someone DMed me years ago to let me know they got this doodle of mine tattooed on their body indefinitely

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Peeping Tom more like Creeping Tom am I right {everyone cheers } it might be time to give those guys the "uyghur treatment" {inscrutable subset of people cheer} oh hey mike thanks for coming out {Mike waves}

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

It's time to write my great novel

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

the ant from Bugs life got a standing ovation at cannes for his new film "The make of the foundry"

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Quest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Leave no stone unturned. There could be an unturned stone under there

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

{hearing a Van Halen solo and imagining a big guitar, also forgetting the word for synesthesia } Oh my God.. I think I have bibimbap

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

{texting ice cream friend} 2 scoops vanilla. waffle cone, chocolate around the rim. Sensational {texting other friend } Just told him I got ice cream lol

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ok @darth-erogenous.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

accidentally posting a picture of my flaccid penis on Zillow was terrifying at first, but the idea of my thing being valued at $700,000 healed something in me, something old and forgotten. I'm not too proud to say I cried in that library. Yup, daddy's gonna leave this one up 🍷

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