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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Magtegi🏳️‍⚧️(COMMS OPEN) @magtegi2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
family
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Nessie @nessiefynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A shark named Sharyl #furryart
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jim'llpaintit
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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gamusaur.bsky.social @gamusaur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gyaru Jolyne💖
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent post. Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?
Anyone?
You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Pal @puterpal.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
enphoso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #regretevator
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/09/2026
Dog in a mushroom costume

Ok…
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 13/09/2026
Grim
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dezi (Boto) @boto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Morning
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They haven't even played Umineko
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woot000 @woot000.com · 07/09/2026
GRAND OPENING

KRUSTY DILDO
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
big boss literally shows up at the end of 4 and gives a speech about how his actions made the world worse and how he thinks he and every other snake should disappear even big boss thinks big boss is evil
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yukari from Persona 3 announcing "Here's our chance for an All-Out Attack!"
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 30/08/2026
Why young people hate AI even more?
Lincoln Michel 
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The industry is incapable of any self-reflection, but it should be obvious why this would be the case. Older gens saw Big Tech innovations that changed people's daily lives for the better and/or were at least mixed bags. Personal computers, internet, mp3 players, smart phones, etc. Someone who is 18 has seen.... what? NFT scams and crypto rug pulls. Web 3.0 hype that went nowhere. Gig economy apps that exploit workers and still charge too much for poor service. Zuckerberg's metaverse. A bunch of crap that massively enriched some billionaires without seeming to improve people's lives. Why should any young person look at big tech companies hyping GenAI—who were all pushing metaverse/crypto/etc. a few years ago—and think it would help them?
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Baby Uni
A tiny black-and-white kitten holding onto the cage bars
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Dr Craig R McClain @drcraigmc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Guardian's Invert of the Year is a solar-powered seaslug the size of a grain of rice. The leaf sheep eats algae, keeps the chloroplasts alive inside its own body, and then runs partly on sunlight. And it is unfairly adorable. 🐑 🧪 #marinelife www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Noodle (Commissions Open!) @noodlesxl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Deltamon #3 Queen (Poison/Steel) Jevil (Dark/Flying) Pink (Body) (Fairy) Pink (Ghost) (Ghost) Spamton (Electric) #pixelart #deltarune #fakemon
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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OLS @0lightsource.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yuubs
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[VOID] @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sick world we live in
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
welcome to his humble abode #mlp
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hutch2much (COMMS OPEN) @hutch2much.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i never apologize for anything i do
Sprite edit of Flowery from Deltarune to look like mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani.
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 08/08/2026
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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A ghost ship with a crew of cats? Empty boat near Tacoma beach full of mews
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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wolfie 🔜 MFF @wolfgirl420.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
field
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How it feels trying to do anything on Windows 11
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Crazy Ass Moments in Sonic the Hedgehog History @historysonic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Count Binface, leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX and candidate for the Clacton by-election, shares his wish for Sega World London to reopen and have ‘old Sonic the Hedgehog back in his prime’ (2026)
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ants and flies when they see an unattended cup of coca cola on the table
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.
New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.
Abolish ICE.
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luchokkk @lu40kkk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
💚 #deltarune #deltarunechapter5 #deltarunespoilers #green #art
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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miitara @miitara.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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