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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️

@chickenpuppet.online
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Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 7h
We've already been over this
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 04/10/2026
Mixing some Korean and American grilling
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 03/10/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 02/10/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 02/10/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026
Can’t give up on this history of success
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026
Keep on rising. Keep on grinding
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026
The staff can either stop doing communications about what is going on with this site through personal accounts or they can be block happy cry babies, can’t do both
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 29/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28/09/2026
New entry in insane restaurant pricing
110 dollar oxtail
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 28/09/2026
I assume they’re just lying about the nutrition facts on these things because they taste way too good
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 27/09/2026
They called this a muffuletta and this is not a muffuletta
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 27/09/2026
I can’t fear the manosphere as some new phenomenon when we gave this guy a TV show
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 26/09/2026
Exclusive: our reporting has found that this man is encouraging unsuspecting people to make bets they can’t afford
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 25/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 24/09/2026
Hank invented DDP yoga
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/09/2026
Cam remembering the good times
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/09/2026
The average haughty dipshit is nodding at this and saying “a good cartoon” to an empty room
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/09/2026
Rising and grinding? In this economy?
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/09/2026
This is how we got Trump
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 22/09/2026
“They had a good run” Things you can’t say about the Giants, or Jaxson Dart
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 22/09/2026
People can only devote so much money to owning the libs
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 22/09/2026
Can you identify who those players are?
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 22/09/2026
Every single thing people in this poll believe is against the current party apparatus other than maybe the stuff about zoning laws, and they believe Kamala and/or Mayor Pete will be the people that can deliver if that poll wasn't just name recognition
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 21/09/2026
C'mon man
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 20/09/2026
Pro graps during halftime at roller derby. We’ve reached peak gay
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 18/09/2026
I don't think you should be able to name your series about a female serial killer Monster. That name was taken
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 18/09/2026
Love the honesty here. Is it the best price? Nope! But it’s in the neighborhood
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 18/09/2026
The record for most fantasy points in a game by a quarterback is 51.1 by Josh Allen
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 18/09/2026
The record for most fantasy points in a game by a quarterback is 51.1 by Josh Allen
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 17/09/2026
With a little pre-planning you too can have a lunch that’s totally fit for a camping trip where you didn’t feel like starting a fire
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 16/09/2026
Look at this dumbass
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 16/09/2026
The only people who think the UFC is still popular and has any kind of real cultural reach get paid 275,000 a year to write two columns a month
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/09/2026
I'm not sure my work cafeteria has accurate nutrition facts
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/09/2026
I don't see the problem with that
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14/09/2026
Hmmmm
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14/09/2026
Wow, looks like the Sheeheads weren't ready for this take
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
Time to instantly get those 1000 calories back
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
Not the greatest ride by any means but I’ll take it considering I felt like death doing 16 much slower 6 days ago
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
They really nailed bad faith arguing 14 years ago
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13/09/2026
Got back into Magic enough that I had to get a play mat
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 12/09/2026
We got a haircut
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 12/09/2026
Didn’t mean to end up eating good twice today but I’ll take it
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 12/09/2026
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 11/09/2026
Very tempted to play whack-a-cat here
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 10/09/2026
Everlast, I know you need money, time to file a lawsuit
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