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And most of the ingredients falling under "close enough"

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The bougie Padres surf n' turf sandwich vs the Dodgers two pound burger for the everyman

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See also "we're a protocol company, Bluesky is just a side project" vs "how many people do we need to ban so we get encourage AI cultists to post here"

The main issue is they choose between "heavy handed arbitrary punishment" and "decentralization means you can handle your own moderation" as the need suits them

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Yeah man, I was having some brewskis with the chief justice and we totally hitchiked home when Scalia ditched us to go party with some sorority girls. True story

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

It's not the point but that hitchhiking story is such an egregious lie

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He’s just inherently funny

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 6h

Before you serve anything at a ballpark you've got to ask "what would it look like if someone hit a foul ball to me as I was eating this"

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 7h

Cheese, especially mozzarella, feels like a huge misstep here

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 8h

Million dollar idea: open a restaurant where you order at the counter and get a bowl consisting of rice, veggies, your choice of protein and sauce for 15-20 dollars depending on your choice of protein

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 8h

The Mariners and the DBacks are spiritually the same at this point, so that makes sense

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 8h

Why does this look like a movie where a cult is going to ritually sacrifice some college kids who wandered into Hershey, Pennsylvania

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 9h

I’m 42 and I was too young to experience peak GI Joe

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 9h

Yes Paramount owning everything is very bad overall, but have you considered that a lot of terrible movies won’t get made

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 9h

Can’t give up on this history of success

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 10h

If you think just anyone can make people run Oklahoma Drills in 105 degree heat you’ve got a lot to learn about football, buddy

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 10h

You can say you lost two million since 2025, or you can say you lost eight million less than you did from 2024-2025. Millionaire mindset

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 10h

I don’t know why Boston even shows up, they lose almost half the time

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 11h

This is also very fun when the Astros intentionally made themselves the dumbest team in the sport and got fucking rinsed

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 11h

No, you can’t do “analytics don’t work” when you’re also saying “the evil Dodgers are unstoppable and we have to cancel the sport”. Those two thoughts aren’t compatible

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William has also never gotten busted sliding into a pornstars DMs as far as I know

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I will never forget footage of him celebrating some series win in 2016 by trying to open a beer with his teeth

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It’s rare to look at a professional athlete and say “wow, that guy is dumb even for a baseball player”

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It’s not like “everyone hates Craig Breslow” was a secret, but it’s good to see that hasn’t changed despite the fact the Red Sox played out of their minds for one month

Is it because every company is trapped in Microsoft licensing hell and you can make them take it whether they like it or not?

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Contreras last team mutinied on him after a month because they were completely Yadi pilled and he’s saying the Red Sox are a shitty organization

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This is very funny coming from guys you traded for nine months ago

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Guy who is still legitimately excited that it’s Rocktober

You should require an actual person to send out requests for money, so maybe they’ll actually feel bad the thousandth time someone tells them to fuck themselves. No, this won’t get people in call centers from impoverished nations yelled at for reasons that will come to me

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13h

Might as well blast James Talarico texts to the entire nation. Yes, it stopped most people from giving us money, and probably swore others off voting, but meemaw is California is sending us her social security check every month so it’s all worth it

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Democrat spam texts make a lot more sense when you remember that the point is to rob old people

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 13h

You also have multiple leaders on the record as basically saying “we actually listen to Trump supporters because we’re scared of them”

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

In Boston, things just move a little slower, and life is a little simpler

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

A little town like Boston can’t compete with the big city Yankees. Lockout now!

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

Entire press box deletes their “Crochet knots up the series” headlines

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

The scouting report says that Eaton has a congenital heart issue and could have easily dropped dead in the act of throwing. That’s what you smug Internet know it alls aren’t aware of

Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

They cancelled the Fogo De Chao Happy Hour where you could get a Picanha burger for 10 bucks. I was going to go last week but decided I could just go later. This is a valuable life lesson

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/12/2024

I get a lot of women who recently started their transition telling me it’s overwhelming to try to learn how to beautify/style themselves. And that’s true! Cis girls get to absorb ambient knowledge of this stuff growing up. Here’s a thread of some advice for ramping up, and tips that helped me.

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 01/10/2026

The White Sox last two postseason wins happened against the same team in the World Series, and a non-World Series round. That has never happened and will almost certainly never happen again

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 14/06/2025

Hello, my name is Bryce and raw milk has ruined my life. I’m 32 years old

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026

I don't understand why Bryce couldn't make that play, he did the 72 ounce prime rib challenge last night and the avoided the veggies with seed oil, he should have been as spry as a kitten

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026

The last time any of the big 4 American sports leagues added a playoff round NBA - 1975 (first round expanded to all teams in the first round in 1983) NFL - 1978 (first round expanded in 1990, and 2020) NHL - 1979 MLB - 2022 (or 2012), 1994 Adding a whole new round is an entirely different beast

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026

Maybe there's low attendance at a lot of these playoff games because you can't just say "this game is important" and expect everyone to immediately agree

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 30/09/2026

Need to beat the heat? Air conditioning is available at the Stadium Club, the Lexus Diamond Club, and all luxury suites