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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 7h
This is brilliant already #traitors
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also. I decided I needed a cap for walks. So I got an RNLI one like That Sort of Person. That's excellent too, and I'm allowed to wear one because my cousin was a lifeboatman. Before he died at sea.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway. I got a lovely Barbour wax jacket for £60 off of ebay and it arrived today and it's flipping perfect. So good things can happen.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a Meeting today. I was not Difficult. I was Challenging. 😬
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John Duffy @dubhaigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Book cover that looks like famous five series with the title "five go dogging in Fairford with transit vans and an airfield .
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Ben @gridlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is he supposed to be the king in the north who broke his vows and got murdered or the one who slept with his aunt and was banished
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had a lovely day! We went to Tintern and there was family and a nice walk and yes it did rain a bit but it was atmospheric rain
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baby Bartleby. Lovely. #TheArchers
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't fucking think so"
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has anyone phoned Prevent? We've all done the training.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Maybe we should have arrested this guy for blocking ports.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am so excited about this #BakeOff www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘Eating is my superpower’: Nigella turns up the heat on Bake Off
The domestic goddess is about to be let loose in the Bake Off tent. Nigella Lawson and Paul Hollywood spill the beans about bonding over dirty martinis, ‘Professor Precision’ – and why they call thems...
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Called in sick. Stupid cold.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see Jolene is reacting with her usual charm and grace #TheArchers
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a Cold. Filthy conference germs.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heidi also had a lovely time, and did so well. I learned that you can get a pretty good pic of her if you have a bit of scotch egg behind the phone. #CotswoldWay
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well that was absolutely lovely #CotswoldWay
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's #CotswoldWay day again! Stanton to Winchcombe. Delayed a couple of hours due to a poorly pigeon in the garden that had to be taken to the wildlife rescue (it was sad news for the pigeon 🙁) Anyway, car abandoned in Winchcombe. And a bus to start
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am HOME from lovely Glasgow. 6 hours on trains is EXHAUSTING. I am EXHAUSTED.
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Mighty Mac Spins on Turntable
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Confused.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I never watch the news on TV. I follow the news, obviously, through reading and radio, however as I've been away I have popped bbc breakfast on while I get ready. It's absolutely insane. AI destroying humanities destiny (?!), Harry and Megan - apparently people care? Baffling. Weird. Bit scary.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Glasgow is LOVELY. Who knew?!)
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well I'm in Glasgow. Based on the barman here, the children of Glasgow are delightful. It is raining.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm going to Glasgow tomorrow. Is it nice? Anything to see?
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: - Libya - quicksand - the big building opposite the school playground falling into the school playground
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The #CotswoldWay was brilliant again. 6 miles, Broadway to Stanton. Heidi needed a bath after due to presence of horses. Filthy hound.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back on to the #CotswoldWay today for the second leg. Starting in time honored fashion, with a nice cheese sandwich.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the “godfather of AI” says there’s a 10% chance AI kills everyone and your follow-up is “wow… oh my God”, you have accidentally turned Newsnight into Gogglebox.
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bloody freezing. What's that about.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Otter report: Notters.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First leg done. Chipping Campden to Broadway 🎉 #CotswoldWay Lovely, and a great sense of achievement. Also I have a blister and we broke the dog.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We're on it! #CotswoldWay
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Excitingly, today we are starting The Cotswold Way. Gonna walk to Bath! Eventually. Just Chipping Camden to Broadway today. We are starting with a BUS
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is there any reason we know of that the Americans are circling Oxford City centre in their B1s? Just having fun?
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Ken Jeong: FUCK OFF
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Jen Mac @jen-m-a-c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I 😀 because 600 people played a game I made about guessing bird songs. By day, I'm a public sector IT worker. By dawn, I collect the chorus and make a game about the shifting baseline. bird-times.lovable.app 🐦 Share and enjoy, birdsong and time-travel. #GoodNewsFriday #IndieDev #Birdsong
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Family chat is absolutely stuck on the oysters. Look at the state of him. bsky.app/profile/chic...
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Paula Surridge @psurridge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A smart comms person ought to be able to make '6 oysters' stick in the way 'two jags' did.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hahahaha. I had a meeting about a job this week. It was like this but not teaching. I left thinking I'd be mad to take that on. But also
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Mikoto Kayano Milgram: I Can Fix Him
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The foodiest foodie on the family chat, collects Michelin stars, says "6 oysters is awfully hilarious what a snob"
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Fire Flames
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"alright our kid could you get Farage bang to rights on tape accepting foreign donations?"
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Channel 4 expose on Reform is telly ecstasy. Prestige TV is great but can it beat watching Nigel Farage, James Orr and James Johnson getting stitched up for blatant corruption? No it cannot
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 03/09/2026
Reform’s dodgy dealings can no longer be ignored.
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see someone has been Making Plans for Nigel 👀
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
3 days off 🎉
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Kristen Wiig: I'm Ready To Party! - Bridesmaids
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
3 days off after today 🎈
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CP @chickenprincess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have an Interesting Meeting next 👀 #VaugueBooking
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