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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m rarely on here but it’s 3:01 am and I was awake. I felt like checking in and this was the first post I saw. I’m so sorry you’re having to go through this alone. I would give you hugs if I could 🩷

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Someone please tell my husband that pooping at least four times a day is excessive.

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

After he’s gone, we’ll be able to celebrate President’s Day once again.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

My oldest hen just turned 10 yesterday and still lays an egg occasionally, so she clearly hasn’t hit henopause yet.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

How my 9 pound kitten sleeps knowing he steps on my broken arm in bed every single night.

Marty the big orange kitten sleeps soundly

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I would break my right arm if it meant my back would stop hurting.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Haha yeah when I was laid out on the ice I knew I’d fucked it up, but never imagined I fucked it up THAT much..

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 16/02/2026

on a day that we celebrate dead presidents, wishing him overwhelming FOMO

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I was watching Olympic curling and thought to myself, “I wonder if I’d be any good at that.” Then I remembered they’re on ice, and I’d probably just fall and break my arm.

Xray of my shattered distal humerus after slipping and falling on ice. Fuck ice.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

lol I’ll try to remember to do that after my next appointment with the surgeon this week

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

My 9 pound kitten chews on my hair in the middle of the night and I’m so scared that one of these days he’s gonna poop out strands of hair with poop attached and he’s gonna run through my house like a “just married” vehicle with turds for cans.

Marty the orange kitten laying down like he has no worries

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Show me your most badass scars. Got this one two days after Christmas on my arm and elbow. 7 inches long baby. Ok now I gotta put my brace back on.

A mostly healed surgical incision going from below the elbow to the middle of my upper arm. It’s 7 inches long.

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I don’t own a gun, I don’t want to own a gun, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

We demand the Epstein files which are supposedly going to “harm innocent people”. Enough innocent people have been harmed. Time to harm the perpetrators

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

that which does not kill us detains us

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

With the passing of each day, we get closer to that glorious day we’ve all been waiting for…

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Why does Tom Brady sound like Seth Green when he’s announcing a game

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I’m ok! Recovery is just gonna take awhile! 🩷

X-ray of my elbow full of surgical screws and plates!

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Nature decided I needed to try out a new experience….

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I was more sad about my hoodie than my floppy arm for a few minutes there 😞

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I’m gonna miss my new zip hoodie I got in San Francisco.. so soft with thumb holes 😫 good thing I wasn’t wearing my coat or the emt would have cut that off too….

Blue zip hoodie, cut up with scissors by the emt to get it off my broken arm 😫

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I didn’t cry any tears until they moved my arm around for X-rays. Fell on the ice and my left arm landed first and my elbow bent the wrong way. Was holding a pitcher of water for the chickens and didn’t spill a drop.

Xray of an elbow and the part of the humerus above the elbow is shattered

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

i don't mind karma because im not a horrible human being

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

My kitten insists on sneezing and sitting on my face so of course I woke up with pink eye.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

My kitten looks at me like I’m his whole world

From my perspective, Marty the orange kitten lays in my lap and looks up at me

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I had an idea for a great joke but I’m high and the joke had to be said out loud.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Pulling out his ear hairs better not be considered violence.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Marty’s face and stance when he hears big sister Phoebe eating her food gives me the goddamn giggles

Orange kitten Marty standing up on his back feet with an adorable look on his face

Orange kitten Marty standing up on his back legs with a curious look on his face

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

She’s a 10 but she pecks my boobs every day.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

My niece named her dog Giselle but calls her Jizzball and Jizzy and Jizzgirl all the time… so she’s definitely doing her part!

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Just to be clear, my kitten fell down the stairs and got his head bonked by the fridge door, not the spouse….

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

My spouse sent me this after I realized I shut the refrigerator while my kitten had been inside. Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs. Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head. Marty is ok.. but… How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???

It’s me, sitting with my kitten on my chest.. the text reads: kitten mom of the year

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Doctor: *aggressively palpating my abdomen* Me: This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the doctor pushes on Homer’s belly and times how long it takes to stop jiggling…

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Why didn’t anybody warn me that kittens poop all the damn time. Sooo many turds. What else do I need to know?

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

My 19 year old niece has a dog named Giselle. She calls her Jizzy and Jizzball. Discussing her dog in public is very.. hard.

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