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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

How my 9 pound kitten sleeps knowing he steps on my broken arm in bed every single night.

Marty the big orange kitten sleeps soundly

Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I was watching Olympic curling and thought to myself, “I wonder if I’d be any good at that.” Then I remembered they’re on ice, and I’d probably just fall and break my arm.

Xray of my shattered distal humerus after slipping and falling on ice. Fuck ice.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

My 9 pound kitten chews on my hair in the middle of the night and I’m so scared that one of these days he’s gonna poop out strands of hair with poop attached and he’s gonna run through my house like a “just married” vehicle with turds for cans.

Marty the orange kitten laying down like he has no worries

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Show me your most badass scars. Got this one two days after Christmas on my arm and elbow. 7 inches long baby. Ok now I gotta put my brace back on.

A mostly healed surgical incision going from below the elbow to the middle of my upper arm. It’s 7 inches long.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I’m ok! Recovery is just gonna take awhile! 🩷

X-ray of my elbow full of surgical screws and plates!

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I’m gonna miss my new zip hoodie I got in San Francisco.. so soft with thumb holes 😫 good thing I wasn’t wearing my coat or the emt would have cut that off too….

Blue zip hoodie, cut up with scissors by the emt to get it off my broken arm 😫

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I didn’t cry any tears until they moved my arm around for X-rays. Fell on the ice and my left arm landed first and my elbow bent the wrong way. Was holding a pitcher of water for the chickens and didn’t spill a drop.

Xray of an elbow and the part of the humerus above the elbow is shattered

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

My kitten looks at me like I’m his whole world

From my perspective, Marty the orange kitten lays in my lap and looks up at me

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Marty’s face and stance when he hears big sister Phoebe eating her food gives me the goddamn giggles

Orange kitten Marty standing up on his back feet with an adorable look on his face

Orange kitten Marty standing up on his back legs with a curious look on his face

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

My spouse sent me this after I realized I shut the refrigerator while my kitten had been inside. Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs. Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head. Marty is ok.. but… How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???

It’s me, sitting with my kitten on my chest.. the text reads: kitten mom of the year

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

This is my character for Gloomhaven, Sawyer Leggoff. He has a really big saw.

A plastic miniature from the game Gloomhaven holds the long saw he uses to cut through leg bones in a very suggestive manner.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Yeah, eggs are expensive, but so is a properly sized & insulated coop, a decent outdoor run, & occasional vet bills. Chickens are awesome, but they’re messy af & everything wants to kill them. Also, few vets will see them. DO YOUR RESEARCH PLEASE. It’s not like getting a feathery goldfish.

A fresh green egg from one of my Easter egger hens sits in an egg carton

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I’m Phoebe. I used to be a stray. I hunt voles when I go outside with mom. The chickens steal my kills and eat them. I allow mice and shrews to live worry-free in the house. I even let them eat my food.

Phoebe the gray and white cat lies on a blue blanket looking sweet and innocent

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Della would like to help find that corn chip.

A white hen named Della looks at the camera. She wants to eat whatever you are eating.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Last Friendsgiving, a friend got high and giggled about how tree decorations looked like butt plugs. I got him a gift for Friendsgiving this year. I painted it with butts and golden anuses as its ornaments.

A ceramic Christmas tree ornament has been painted green and butts and golden anuses have been painted onto it.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My spouse didn’t even like cats but HE convinced ME to let this little stray cat come into the house ..

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

A child is in an outdoor pool and appears to be drowning with her hands flailing above the surface and her head below. Her little brother sits at the side of the pool and watches her. Ten adults are in the photo, chatting, with several of them with their backs turned to the swimming child who is not actually drowning I promise.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

🎶 La la, la la, la la, ooooh you’ll be popular! Just not quite as popular as me! 🎵

Phoebe the gray cat lays on a blue blanket in the middle of a yawn

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I guess I have worn a uniform for that 😂

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Bears looking like envelopes with those uniforms today

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

The outhouse at the cabin in the middle of the woods is full of shit. Father in law made this to remind people to keep the toilet paper from adding to the top of shit mountain. I am people.

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Look at those booties!! So I ordered the bag with butts from an Etsy store and a bonus bag came with it. Those are papayas I think?

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

🤔 I wonder if that’s what my sisters’ kids will say about their Auntie Nic

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Nic Chickenfrecklez @chickenfrecklez.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Here are some pictures of boobies I took!

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