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Michael Kell

@chiburbs.bsky.social
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I live with my husband and cockapoo in the suburbs of Chicago. #lgbtq #resist #democrat

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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 11h
Illinois farmers are welfare queens who vote for Republicans.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
Trump on his hair: "I'm getting a little thin up there. I'm not happy."
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rob before and after the Ana Tribal Council #Survivor
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 22h
Even Fox News has “artificial” in its chyron. Lol
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kimberly Guilfoyle was preparing for her congressional hearing to become U.S. ambassador to Greece when she reached out to a Trump donor with an urgent request: She needed $100,000 that she said she owed American Express—in a way that wouldn't leave a paper trail.
wsj.com
Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Wire $100,000 to Her Amex Account
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 23h
Devin and Jelly voting in the minority at their first Tribal Council, getting into a majority alliance, then voting in the minority at their second Tribal Council #Survivor
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 22h
This is literally an AI photo. 😭
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brady’s hand as he picks up the axe again #Survivor
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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌪️ Enhanced Tornado Potential 🌪️ #Isaias will likely be a bigger than average #tornado producer. That’s because as it approaches the #Gulf Coast, strong upper level winds along with a trough will catch/ merge with the storm circulation, producing strong cross winds in the low levels vs upper levels..
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 08/10/2026
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BIG NEWS: Our donor eggs are officially at the clinic! After years of setbacks, becoming dads feels closer than ever. Next comes creating embryos before we can move toward a surrogate. If you can donate or share our fundraiser, you’ll help us take the next step toward our family.
gofund.me
Donate to Help Michael and Henry Become Parents, organized by Michael Kell
We're Michael and Henry from the Chicago suburbs, and we're hoping to become … Michael Kell needs your support for Help Michael and Henry Become Parents
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 07/10/2026
Susan Collins in a nutshell:
Drowning meme
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he also says with gas prices as high as they are, he didn't think road salt mattered all that much because no one could afford to drive i need her to lose so badly
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our donor eggs arrive at the fertility clinic tomorrow, bringing us one huge step closer to becoming dads. We’re still raising funds to help cover the costs ahead. If you can donate or share our fundraiser, we’d be incredibly grateful. Every bit helps. gofund.me/6c8c8994c
gofund.me
Donate to Help Michael and Henry Become Parents, organized by Michael Kell
We're Michael and Henry from the Chicago suburbs, and we're hoping to become … Michael Kell needs your support for Help Michael and Henry Become Parents
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "As late as 2024, the FBI was circling around Sen. Collins ... then when President Trump came back, his administration dismantled the investigation. Now she votes with Donald Trump 96% of the time. Look, I don't owe Donald Trump nothing."
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
destroy her, troy
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Jeff Berardelli @weatherprof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🌀Luckily there will be a lot of wind shear along the northern Gulf Coast later this week, because the Gulf is - by far - the hottest it’s been on record for this time of year. *BUT hot 💧 is only 1 factor, wind shear rules the roost!*…
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Garnet Henderson @garnethenderson.com · 06/10/2026
SCOOP: Nearly $9 million in federal family planning funds will go to organizations with anti-abortion ties. One org, which received almost $4.3 million, has never taken in more than $50k in a single year. Read more @autonomynews.co:
autonomynews.co
Nearly $9 Million in HHS Grants Go to Groups With Anti-Abortion Ties
Millions in family planning funds are earmarked to create training centers, including one dedicated to infertility. The recipients have links to crisis pregnancy centers, the Heritage Foundation, and ...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case facts still matter…
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
honey, their audience would not mind this post whatsoever
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For the funny guys aka deniers who say California heat is perfectly normal and compensates the cold in the East,I wish to say thanks to make our day funny We climatologists work hard all day to collect and analyze data and few moments of fun make our work more bearable 2 examples of compensations👎
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
... is Kash trying to hire him?
TMZ
@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This historic heat wave in the West expands further to the East. Records keep falling. Los Angeles Int. AP recorded its hottest October night in history with two consecutive MINIMUMS of 77F/25C.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 06/10/2026
10 for 10! Some may try to paint the City of Big Shoulders as something to fear, but the nation knows that this is the best big city in the nation — 10 years in a row.
Choose Chicago Graphic: "A Perfect 10, Chicago voted Best Big City Ten Years Straight."
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abby ✨TAYLOR WAS THE [2nd place] WINNER OF BB28✨ @freakmagnet2000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not she had a heart procedure that made her racist. #ok
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
bbc.com
Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Listen to Jim, he’s 100% correct.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LGBTQ+ allies don't eat at Chick-Fil-A (this meme is old, this was several years ago) #BoycottChickFilA
I have never had a Chick Fil A sandwich or any other
food from Chick Fil A. . I swear. This isn't me bragging
it's just that I live in the city and all the Chick Fil A's tend
to be farther out than I care to go. Chick Fil A is out of
the way for me because I don't drive.

When I see them in airports or whatever, I just keep
walking because I know what they're about. They're
about hating me and most of the people I love.

I see people eating Chick Fil A all the time. They say it's
delicious. I see people who claim to be "liberals" eating
Chick Fil A and I wonder if maybe I'm being a stick in the
mud with my anti-Chick Fil A stance.

But today Uganda announced a bill that would make it
OK to kill gay people. The National Christian Foundation
paid a preacher to go to Uganda to help with this bill.
Chick Fil A funds the National Christian Organization.

Ain't no way a goddamn sandwich can be that fucking
delicious.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Here's a nearly 10-minute supercut of Troy Jackson taking it to Susan Collins during their debate tonight, including Jackson telling her "you can't eat road salt" and "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our donor eggs arrive at the fertility clinic tomorrow, bringing us one huge step closer to becoming dads. We’re still raising funds to help cover the costs ahead. If you can donate or share our fundraiser, we’d be incredibly grateful. Every bit helps. gofund.me/6c8c8994c
gofund.me
Donate to Help Michael and Henry Become Parents, organized by Michael Kell
We're Michael and Henry from the Chicago suburbs, and we're hoping to become … Michael Kell needs your support for Help Michael and Henry Become Parents
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Zack Labe @zacklabe.com · 07/10/2026
Historic warmth is currently impacting our global oceans. September shattered the previous peak for the warmest average global sea surface temperature on record for the month. And this excessive heat is found across nearly all regions. Data from NOAA ERSSTv6. I finally adjusted the y-axis here. 🌊
Green line graph time series of average sea surface temperature anomalies for each September from 1900 through 2026. There is large interannual variability, but an overall long-term increasing trend. Anomalies are computed relative to a 1981-2010 baseline.
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my husband fell off a ladder from roughly 8 feet above the ground yesterday thankfully, x-rays showed nothing was broken, but his ankle is the size of a softball meanwhile, we have company coming and work has been non-stop, all day busy AF for both of us uuggghhhh
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh, i know - but it was never intended for gays if you read what they were actually "proposing"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😡😡
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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TD 9 has formed in the Gulf of Mexico. Pronunciation guide: 'TRAH-pih-kul dih-PRESH-un NYNE'.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 06/10/2026
Breaking News! Code UFB!!! For the first time in recorded history, the Niño 3.4 sea-surface temperature (SST) is above 30.0°C, reaching a preliminary SST of 30.06°C on October 5th. The Niño 3.4 SST anomaly is now 3.41°C above the 1991-2020 baseline. Everything is not fine.
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah he did! Not for gays tho.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 06/10/2026
Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: Getting closer. "It's strange to live through these hot days, watching our leaders fail us and the media barely mention what's happening. Lately, newspapers offer mere hints that something is amiss on our planet." electricnotes.news/p/el-nino-di...
electricnotes.news
The El Niño Diaries #1 — The Ants
Dispatches from 100° days, in October
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They literally cannot protect anyone from ICE. Don’t even suggest they can.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump suggested tonight that Iran could "take out" American cities: "It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take— let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The WH Press Corps doesn’t mind though.
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Vince D. Monroy @vincedmonroy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump: “Annie ‘Trannie’ Andrews…”
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Michael Kell @chiburbs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
distubring how many young people are behind him. yes, i know campaigns choose who to put back there, but it's still GROSS that they are there in the first place.
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