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@chi-bromptonite.bsky.social
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 22h
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NYC yellow taxi van driving through Rogers Park in Chicago
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven’t read this but the premise is true. I also rarely regret doing the inconvenient thing after/while doing it usually the anxiety before.
CONVENIENCE
IS LONELY
Far too many innovations keep us from other people.
BY JULIE BECK
A
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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(1/2) lawn sign that reads: OPPOSE REZONE. KEEP LOYOLA RESIDENTIAL.(2/2) lawn sign that reads: KEEP OUR BLOCK LOW RISE.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Friday!
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone still doing the bike bus to critical mass? 👀 I'll be there ⏰ 5:30, 9/25 📍 Jonquil Park (Wrightwood/Lincoln/Sheffield)
Critical Mass Bike Bus Jonquil Park. Rolls @ 5:30PM
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Undisclosed location
Pineapple mojito
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one thing i love about the sopranos is that it shows new jersey as full of immigrants and first gen people from every corner of the world. the main characters are what everyone thinks of when they think of new jersey but the supporting cast is so realistically diverse
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
just did something stupid and now i'm fucked in various ways: a memoir
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
~the dazzling homes of Morgan Park~
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Summer Ends, by American Football
from the album American Football
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beverly Records
Tiled storefront with letters that read:

Beverly Records
where vinyl still livesPoster of a photograph of Pope Leo with a caption that reads: OUR SOUTH SIDE SECRET WEAPONDolly Parton section at Beverly RecordsPicture of Ritchie Valens with a small 1959 calendar clipped on top
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🪨 🏝️
Metra train car at the Rock Island LaSalle st station.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trader Joe's Oriented Development
new apartment buildings under construction in North Center between the brown line tracks and a trader joes.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/Jf_l3EGQvL8
youtu.be
The Magnetic Fields - Andrew in Drag
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
save me, woman on a bike dressed like Link
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
State St or Michigan Ave when
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we have Frank Lloyd Wright at home
Ikea STOCKHOLM 2025 chair which vaguely resembles some Frank Lloyd Wright barrel chairs.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/09/2026
every time i’m at the movies and see a preview for “Digger” i feel like it’s a hallucination my brain is generating as i die
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sign over a highway that reads: AWWWWW SNAP YOUR SEATBELT.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
blue line hit the brakes so hard at Clark/Lake that nearly everyone fell 😭
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Men Who Would Be Bisexual If They Were Zoomers
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Least psychotic doordasher
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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In early 2022, Kraft's engagement to New York City- based ophthalmologist Dana Blumberg (who is 33 years Kraft's junior) was announced by Tommy Hilfiger at the inaugural amfAR Gala Palm Beach event. Kraft and Blumberg reportedly had begun dating in 2017. They married in New York City in October 2022. Ed Sheeran performed at the wedding.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ok but why is Union Park still fenced off 5 days after ARC?
Fence around union parkFence around union park
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Jeremy Glover @jgrantglover.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s illegal to celebrate Rosh Hashanah in Chicago without posting this picture.
Rahm Emanuel recoiling from a woman blowing a shofar
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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youtu.be
Skylines and Turnstiles
YouTube video by My Chemical Romance - Topic
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
now watching
Criterion cover for Gregg Araki Nowhere
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Whoever came up with Joe Camel should get advertising’s most prestigious award and also be sent to prison.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what if we kissed at the strip mall McDonald's in Bridgeport
a nondescript McDonald's in a strip mall notably lacking the golden arches.
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Morgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When Vincent Kartheiser (Pete from Mad Men) was a twink in the 90s he looked like a lesbian who cut a trail of ruin through a mid-size metropolitan area.
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 07/09/2026
they're only making a Woke 2 to maintain their IP
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My ventra card took 2 taps to work and now I feel like the worst person on earth for holding everyone up
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Your dialect map:
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from New Jersey — about 56% of your answers match a typical resident.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
new pedestrian island going in at Ashland and Chicago 🤩
workers filling in the foundation for a pedestrian island in the center of a large arterial road
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not during bisexual awareness month 😩
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
beach dayyyyyyy 🤩
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
warren zevon:
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doing this again bc why not
Camp Miasma
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sheridan is really surprising to me given the proximity of the cemeteries and various parking lots!
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Devon market
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Driving a car in a city should feel like the equivalent of having a loaded gun pointed in your face. Driving a bike and walking and taking transit should feel like really good sex or taking a hot shower after a week of camping in the woods during winter or like holding a gun to a driver's face.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my new neighbors drive a gigantic SUV 🤮 why even move to the city?
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Submerge Record Distribution (Detroit, MI)
Basement stocked with vinyl and tshirts for saleconsole LTC-30p CNC Lathe on display in the window.Stickers affixed to a doorframe, one which reads : IN CASE OF WATER OR FIRE, SAVE THE VINYLListening room at Submerge Records. There is a red vinyl LP spinning on the turntable. The album is Raise The Flag Vol. 1, a collection of local music of Detroit.
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the masculine urge to drop everything and move to Detroit to start a noise band
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lincoln Street Arts Center, Detroit
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candy colored clown @chi-bromptonite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Instating myself as the Grand Immortal Dictator of my condo association at tonight's meeting
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Hillary Busis @busis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What if we kissed at the infant-friendly screening of teenage sex and death at camp miasma
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