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Chris Heller

@cheller-rev.bsky.social
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Just a random Chicago sports fan who also happens to be a pastor in the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. I usually go by he/him but won't be offended if you just call me "that idiot over there."

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3h
“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DA calling a helluva good defense this half.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have completely lost the plot in America, when seven men can drug and gang rape a woman who was in no condition to give consent and so much of the concern is for the “men’s” futures. There needs to he a reckoning when it comes to male-first framing and societal expectations.
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Jazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
The iced coffee in the job interview thing is a psy op cuz no one is getting interviews
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rams need to have a long talk with the decision makers that insisted they didn't even need 48 hours in Australia before playing a football game.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sure would be cool to have a functional FDA right about now
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In three days he'll be announcing he's invented this new thing called "free trade," claiming "nobody's ever even thought of something like this before."
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why do we live in the stupidest timeline?
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time to start eating less red meat for a while...
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bread and Circuses, but make it even worse for the environment.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is horrifying. I always thought that prejudice would lose its grip in higher education. The world keeps proving me wrong.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ridiculous stat.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
The pool, which was drained for repairs shortly after the Fourth of July holiday, is currently empty and fenced off from the public. The president promised on Monday that it would be fixed and reopened in two weeks at most.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I need somebody to explain to me why so many people (mostly "men") seem to think being a level 5 asshole is the best way to be taken seriously. Explain it to me like I'm 7, please.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And yet, he's still there...
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde is on the verge of getting their own Disney film.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I mean, really, who wants a party that actually listens to its constituents?
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Narrator: They would not do as he said.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm sure Mike is posting this for no reason in particular...
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John Breen @breen.tech · 14/06/2026
The thing about “USAID is a tool of soft power” is that it’s true, but ripping out all of that aid is also murder. The solution isn’t just getting rid of USAID. It’s replacing it with direct, unconditional reparations for colonialism and underdevelopment.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/06/2026
These bastards would have applauded kristallnacht. "In Germany, they're standing up because their leaders have let them down. They're trying to take their country back. All they want to be is German. They want Germany back."
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sheriff's elections are a microcosm of the US voter experience where you have to pick the least harmful cop (impossible)
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Alex Taliadoros @alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest
America 250 concert lineup poster with an "X" symbol over every artist that has dropped out of performing. Only Flo Rida and Bret Michaels remain.
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Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk · 28/05/2026
Don't hate-watch these - a view is a view for streaming platforms. Ignore them, let them rot away with low engagement. It's one of the earlier tests to prove that people (hopefully) just do not want AI-generated animated shows. Shame on The Book of Life's creator for selling out too, what a blow.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Perfectly" is not a term I would consider using for a physical, and I'm in mostly okay health.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:
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Hating AI is good, actually
LinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's almost as if telling students who just spend tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars to train for a career in myriad industries that their labor is being devalued and deprioritized is unpopular. Hm.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"The Christian Nationalists who have a victim complex are trying to silence the influence and voice of anybody not them, and I'm perfectly okay with that" - Mike Johnson, probably.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today's neurodivergent rabbit hole: history of the Keytar. reverb.com/news/a-brief...
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is truck ball culture on drugs.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
John Lennon piano chords start strumming in the background...
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Can't sleep. "Albuquerque" by Weird Al is stuck in my head on repeat.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Not a single day has passed so far without Israel violating the "ceasefire" in Lebanon several times
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 30/04/2026
Yes. Yes I do
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Perfectly normal behavior.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/04/2026
Trust in our institutions, including the justice system, law enforcement, the media, and elected officials has been obliterated by flooding the zone with shit and a handful of billionaires owning everything. Start there. END/
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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We are perhaps a couple years away from stripping citizenship from anyone who can't pay to keep it and reinstituting indentured servitude for the rest.
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Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
And the man in this sordid affair will suffer little to no consequences. Business as usual.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 05/06/2025
:: rubs eyes tiredly ::
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