Reposted by Chris HellerJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 3h“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 618923
Reposted by Chris HellerMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We have completely lost the plot in America, when seven men can drug and gang rape a woman who was in no condition to give consent and so much of the concern is for the “men’s” futures. There needs to he a reckoning when it comes to male-first framing and societal expectations. 40683169
Reposted by Chris HellerJazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026The iced coffee in the job interview thing is a psy op cuz no one is getting interviews 1324
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rams need to have a long talk with the decision makers that insisted they didn't even need 48 hours in Australia before playing a football game. 010
Reposted by Chris Hellerpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sure would be cool to have a functional FDA right about now 1728733
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In three days he'll be announcing he's invented this new thing called "free trade," claiming "nobody's ever even thought of something like this before." 000
Reposted by Chris HellerGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist. 3053241077
Reposted by Chris Hellerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs. 171146243125
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Time to start eating less red meat for a while... 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bread and Circuses, but make it even worse for the environment. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is horrifying. I always thought that prejudice would lose its grip in higher education. The world keeps proving me wrong. 000
Reposted by Chris HellerHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again 472380289
Reposted by Chris HellerSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249855141
Reposted by Chris HellerIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE. 7344241118
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I need somebody to explain to me why so many people (mostly "men") seem to think being a level 5 asshole is the best way to be taken seriously. Explain it to me like I'm 7, please. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde is on the verge of getting their own Disney film. 010
Reposted by Chris HellerMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee 973812638
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I mean, really, who wants a party that actually listens to its constituents? 000
Reposted by Chris HellerEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/06/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0739
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm sure Mike is posting this for no reason in particular... 010
Reposted by Chris HellerJohn Breen @breen.tech · 14/06/2026The thing about “USAID is a tool of soft power” is that it’s true, but ripping out all of that aid is also murder. The solution isn’t just getting rid of USAID. It’s replacing it with direct, unconditional reparations for colonialism and underdevelopment. 26318
Reposted by Chris HellerAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/06/2026These bastards would have applauded kristallnacht. "In Germany, they're standing up because their leaders have let them down. They're trying to take their country back. All they want to be is German. They want Germany back." 711741388
Reposted by Chris HellerPatrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Sheriff's elections are a microcosm of the US voter experience where you have to pick the least harmful cop (impossible) 1153
Reposted by Chris HellerAlex Taliadoros @alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · 29/05/2026#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest 5524193952
Reposted by Chris HellerRyan T. Brown 🎮🩷 @toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk · 28/05/2026Don't hate-watch these - a view is a view for streaming platforms. Ignore them, let them rot away with low engagement. It's one of the earlier tests to prove that people (hopefully) just do not want AI-generated animated shows. Shame on The Book of Life's creator for selling out too, what a blow. 151437811
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"Perfectly" is not a term I would consider using for a physical, and I'm in mostly okay health. 000
Reposted by Chris HellerMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:thehandbasket.coHating AI is good, actuallyLinkedIn may be awash with boosters, but shunning AI is the human choice. 12769331720
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It's almost as if telling students who just spend tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars to train for a career in myriad industries that their labor is being devalued and deprioritized is unpopular. Hm. 010
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/05/2026"The Christian Nationalists who have a victim complex are trying to silence the influence and voice of anybody not them, and I'm perfectly okay with that" - Mike Johnson, probably. 021
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Today's neurodivergent rabbit hole: history of the Keytar. reverb.com/news/a-brief... 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026John Lennon piano chords start strumming in the background... 011
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Can't sleep. "Albuquerque" by Weird Al is stuck in my head on repeat. 000
Reposted by Chris Hellerelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not a single day has passed so far without Israel violating the "ceasefire" in Lebanon several times 332198
Reposted by Chris HellerAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/04/2026Trust in our institutions, including the justice system, law enforcement, the media, and elected officials has been obliterated by flooding the zone with shit and a handful of billionaires owning everything. Start there. END/ 271524234
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 16/04/2026We are perhaps a couple years away from stripping citizenship from anyone who can't pay to keep it and reinstituting indentured servitude for the rest. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/04/2026And the man in this sordid affair will suffer little to no consequences. Business as usual. 000