Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In addition: Bears fan takes a very distant back seat to anything women in general are dealing with on the regular with this particular a-hole and our current news cycle. 010
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This entire thing pisses me off because tonight I was forced to root for Aaron Rodgers, and as a lifelong Bears fan, that was fucking painful. 120
Reposted by Chris HellerJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 829129
Reposted by Chris HellerMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We have completely lost the plot in America, when seven men can drug and gang rape a woman who was in no condition to give consent and so much of the concern is for the “men’s” futures. There needs to he a reckoning when it comes to male-first framing and societal expectations. 40685170
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great job by Thuney to get just enough of the corner to give him room to step up. 040
Reposted by Chris HellerJazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026The iced coffee in the job interview thing is a psy op cuz no one is getting interviews 1324
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comIan Malcolm's Iconic 'Think If You Should' QuoteAlt: Ian Malcolm's Iconic 'Think If You Should' Quote 0111
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And yet he's still not in the hall. His forced fumble numbers alone (on top of his cover skills) should have him a finalist. 050
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rams need to have a long talk with the decision makers that insisted they didn't even need 48 hours in Australia before playing a football game. 010
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Needs two more frames: the first the bowling ball dropping on their foot and the final frame to tell everyone "this is all Joe Biden's fault." 071
Reposted by Chris Hellerghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sure would be cool to have a functional FDA right about now 1728633
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In three days he'll be announcing he's invented this new thing called "free trade," claiming "nobody's ever even thought of something like this before." 000
Reposted by Chris HellerGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist. 3053231078
Reposted by Chris Hellerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs. 171146153123
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Time to start eating less red meat for a while... 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bread and Circuses, but make it even worse for the environment. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is horrifying. I always thought that prejudice would lose its grip in higher education. The world keeps proving me wrong. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I think the Bears offer the Vikes Tyson Bagent and a 7 for J.J., a 2, and a future 4. Then the Bears rehab and hype J.J. and trade him for a 2 next offseason. 410
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/08/2026But why did you have to make the rest of us suffer with you? 120
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Time to send another couple million to Donnie... 000
Reposted by Chris HellerHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/08/2026oh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again 472380289
Reposted by Chris HellerSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249775141
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comI Don't Believe You - April Fools Day MemeALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme 010
Reposted by Chris HellerIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began. These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system. Abolish ICE. 7344241118
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He may have uncovered the secret ingredients to their sauces. Who knows how far Chick-fil-A will go to keep their secrets? 170
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I need somebody to explain to me why so many people (mostly "men") seem to think being a level 5 asshole is the best way to be taken seriously. Explain it to me like I'm 7, please. 000
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde is on the verge of getting their own Disney film. 010
Reposted by Chris HellerMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026i cannot stress enough how much this man should not be the democratic presidential nominee 973811637
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I mean, really, who wants a party that actually listens to its constituents? 000
Reposted by Chris HellerEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/06/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 0739
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 22/06/2026static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park QuoteAlt: Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote "your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." 0120
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I'm sure Mike is posting this for no reason in particular... 010
Reposted by Chris HellerJohn Breen @breen.tech · 14/06/2026The thing about “USAID is a tool of soft power” is that it’s true, but ripping out all of that aid is also murder. The solution isn’t just getting rid of USAID. It’s replacing it with direct, unconditional reparations for colonialism and underdevelopment. 26318
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As a Bulls fan from the 90s, I approve of this image. 010
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026We're probably talking both AND seizing the means of production. 010
Reposted by Chris HellerAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/06/2026These bastards would have applauded kristallnacht. "In Germany, they're standing up because their leaders have let them down. They're trying to take their country back. All they want to be is German. They want Germany back." 711739388
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Please talk more about Bregman's absolute lack of clutch this year. He's been brital.6 010
Reposted by Chris HellerPatrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Sheriff's elections are a microcosm of the US voter experience where you have to pick the least harmful cop (impossible) 1153
Chris Heller @cheller-rev.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The beatings will continue until morale improves. 050
Reposted by Chris HellerAlex Taliadoros @alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · 29/05/2026#Freedom250... DC's very own Fyre Fest 5524192952