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Chef Nick

@chefnickc.bsky.social
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Chef, space nerd, sports nerd I cook, I play pool, and I mind my business

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 11h
Corn don’t go in gumbo. Chicken wings don’t go in gumbo. Tomatoes don’t go in gumbo. Hot dogs don’t go in gumbo. And the only crabs that go in gumbo is gumbo crabs.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 10h
That sounds VERY miami. A whole bunch of hands in every cookie jar
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13h
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 22h
This economy is hitting a lot of people hard right now. If you’re struggling financially, you are far from the only one. There is nothing embarrassing about trying to stay afloat when everything costs too damn much.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 22h
So... "cable"... we're just doing cable again.
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𝐋𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚🧑🏾‍🩰🇬🇾🇱🇨🇧🇧 @lydiasalara.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
Not yet, but the popularity of LLM chat bots and AI will lead to mass early-onset dementia or neurological degeneration akin to TBI, in its most avid users
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
7 more points. A TD catch will do it 🙏🙏🙏
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Random Black Man @bnewman21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shannon Thornton in a white dress
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 06/10/2026
show me where they are wrong
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
earth on the horizon, taken during apollo 8
Apollo 8 view of Earth rising above the Moon’s gray, cratered horizon. Earth appears small and blue-white near the upper right, while a dark, out-of-focus section of the spacecraft window and interior framing fills the lower foreground against the blackness of space.
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LMAOOOO
timberwolves v bucks score thing on the nba website 
tyler herro looks dumb
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need 19 points from Juwan Johnson tonight in my fantasy league to win #YouCare My team is so bad 😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've spent a lot of money making one ab 😂😂😂
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nose running, eyes watering, forehead sweating lmao whole face melting off. The best 😂
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@javeauriel.blacksky.app
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Nunya @miathreeo5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Polls don’t vote.
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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
Is ai not weird & creepy to yall??? Yall dont be feeling upset by being duped by fakness??? Iont understand why ppl love it so much.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Internet version of driving on the highway
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bo Burnham quote from a parody song:
"I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face."
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
"I need my Meta glasses for content creation!" Stop! That's enough! Go get a HVAC certification!
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans have never "believed in democracy" or "followed constitutional norms," at least not in my lifetime. They might be somewhat more crass, brazen, and corrupt now, but they were still extremely crass, brazen, and corrupt 25 years ago.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My brother had a mini one for every guest at his wedding instead of a regular cake lol great decision
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing bundt called are 🔥🔥🔥
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dammit
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Overtime shorty would be pretty sweet..
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Emotional Old Man Crying
Alt: Emotional Old Man Crying
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ate all the cookies in the house so no one would be tempted. I live alone.
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You guys need one more?
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Brad Pitt Oceans 11
Alt: Pitt and Clooney in Ocean's 11, Clooney asking Pitt if he thinks they need one more
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Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess who’s back!!!
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Brad Marchand Enjoys Ice Cream
ALT: Brad Marchand Enjoys Ice Cream
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On our way to draft Jeremiah
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Military Tank Driving in Snow
Alt: Military Tank Drifting in Snow
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting cooked by Romeo Doubs is so embarrassing
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"It's important for you all to stay on the same team as Ken Paxton," says the woman who filed for divorce and ended their marriage
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 16/09/2026
ANGIE NIXON DID NOT COME TO PLAY. LETS GOOOOO! Click below and donate to her campaign for us senate❤️✊🏽 secure.actblue.com/donate/frien...
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THE U is the only thing that matters @bamterp5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great waking up 5 and 0 Fuck you Dabo
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Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
ALT: Air Airs: Man's Happy Moment
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching heat preseason replay because I'm a sicko. Larssen looks good. Hardaway looks good. The 3pt shooting is hot. We gonna be championship
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wade_county @wadecounty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🔊 IT'S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE 🔊
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wasted time typing other shit 😂😂😂
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Nunya @miathreeo5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I SAID IT’S GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE
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ALT: One Two Look 305
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shit lol
Double Goldberg You're Next skeets
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bye week to get everybody healthy before FSU gets this ass whooping
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Goldberg Says You're Next in WWE
Alt: Goldberg Says You're Next in WWE
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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey guys, the dolphins play tomo- *signal drops
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