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Jess Koch

@cheezitbandit.bsky.social
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got bored yesterday and made Colin Robinson wear a tiny sombrero. Thought you might want to know.
White goat with a tiny blue embroidered sombrero
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Cameron Koch @comradecam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fifa referee in the USA v Belgium game giving off some strong Lobot energy.
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Star Wars
ALT: Star Wars
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Cameron Koch @comradecam.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Heart goes out to everyone hit by the Xbox layoffs. You all deserve so much better than a company that can't get its shit together as it races to the bottom in pursuit of AI bullshit.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You telling me a bi bimmed this bap
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Itis hott owt thare, i am lucky to be indoorsonly , i wish all tha kittys had coole homes to be in
Orange and white cat being cool indoors
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WE WERE GIVEN A FIFA PEACE PRIZE THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At the bar where I was watching, everyone booed when he was on screen.
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Never stop poasting @persistentpoasting.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Americans getting mad over a red card in soccer is cultural exchange at its finest
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"It's just sports," "It will only affect a few people," & "It'll also be used against cis women" are, IMHO, all equally not-great takes on today's SCOTUS ruling, just different angles. The Supreme Court ruled it's okay to discriminate against a certain class of people. Full stop. That is a horror.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles
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🟥 edel⁷ 🥢 ㅇㄹㄹ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ'ˢ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵒᵏᵃʸ @edelrh7.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I can't believe dinner has to be cooked AGAIN! Why does this keep happening, and can we somehow stop it?
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CVJ @enuffsaysv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
However else I felt about Disclosure Day, I've never had a panic attack trigger watching *an actor* who I know is *acting* have a panic attack. Kudos to Emily Blunt. I'm mildly traumatized but very impressed with her acting.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you troops
Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
tater tot shoe string waffle cut crinkle cut curly steak
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
If I want advice about the best way to strip the dick off of a dead raccoon I’ll consult RFKJr and his pack of psycho woo merchants, otherwise they can fuck right off about how I say healthy.
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you 🌌
Screenshot from Arrested Development with the text "Here's some money. Go see a Star War"
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Everything is shit. Here's a baby goat.
Very spotty black white and tan goat under an aqua bar stool
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Cameron Koch @comradecam.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am sometimes impressed at the number of Ls Blizzard takes that seem completely avoidable. This is no exception.
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World Of Warcraft Just Got Its Most Expensive Housing Microtransactions Yet
If you want a treehouse, it'll cost you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
any body want to go on a road trip to see the witches and also the @montereybayaquarium.org
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Aaron Grote @aarongrote.com · 23/04/2026
aw crap a crusAId yeah that feels just dumb enough to be inevitable
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
When I switched my major from English to CompSci two years into undergrad, I was afraid I'd wasted money and time. Now I'm almost a decade into my IT career, and holy shit, being able to communicate clearly is like having a superpower.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epic Furry
A bunny in camo with a big gun
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.
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Drew Broussard @drewsof.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/01/2026
I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/12/2025
Have you ever seen a more "lol get wrecked loser" expression
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Emily C Taylor @pentapod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Two boobs on females from cat races. Seriously what?? Either go none, or six. Only GW2 seems sane here. The character artists at Bless may need to go have a cold shower. 🤔
screenshots of female cat-people from 5 MMOs that have them as playable races. From left to right: 
Khajiit - Elder Scrolls Online
Firran - ArcheAge
Pantera - Bless
Charr - Guild Wars 2
Vah Shir - EverQuest

Of the five, only the Charr have flat chests and look anything like a feline animal. The other four look like sexy humans with fur and cat ears, and two huge boobs. The Pantera in particular is a screenshot from character create showing the very curvy avatar in a tiny sexy bikini and provocative pose.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/11/2025
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Salt Lake City Uber driver: The Mormons run things so well. This is a great place to raise a family, the streets are so clean unlike Denver and its drugs. I'm not even Mormon, but they allow all the churches all get along, even the homosexual churches. 🙏
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
In case yu need reminding
Orange and white cat looking at you as an orange cat sleeps in a window basket behind him. Text reads  "our enemies are cowards and we are going to defeat them."
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I hate to think what boys and young men are learning from watching such behavior and how it makes girls and young women. Parents need to teach that this is not acceptable.
Tweet by Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) saying: “This is gross,” quote-tweeting Aaron Rupar. The embedded Rupar tweet reads: “Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, ‘I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling.’” Below is a photo of Donald Trump seated, speaking at a table with flags behind him, and captioned “Thank you, darling. I don’t know.”
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
A tumblr screenshot, with the first poster asking "who up dinking they oiter". The second response shows a calico cat drinking from a water fountain and replies "you fucking know it babeyyyyyy!!!!!! #dinkers". The third response is the text "OITER DINKED" in the Dark Souls style.
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Love the random sexist microaggressions, like talking about paper mills and hearing a byproduct of the process goes into makeup. "So go home and tell your spouse..." assuming all us big burly paper men are going home to our pretty wives in their makeup. 💅
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 29/08/2025
[accidentally entering a rap battle] I uh, I got flows like oauth
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Social media should be safe for trans people. Pass it on
Orange and white cat says trans rights
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.
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Jess Koch @cheezitbandit.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Huge shout out to the Express employee who, when I said I was looking for pants and didn't know what size, looked me up and down and said "4 Long", and then pulled all three pairs of pants that size in the store. 100% accurate and saving me stress over a trip to the office. Bless you, you angel.
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Jae H @considermycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
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