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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam

@cheeseandjam.bsky.social
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It's my favourite sandwich, toastie, or toast topping. Trans Rights are Human Rights Nobody is illegal on stolen land 🏳️‍🌈 GreyAce 🧔‍♂️He/Him Cis More disabilities than you can shake a stick at.

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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 6h
I primarily use @bsky.app for blocking any mention of whatever show people are currently into live "tweeting".
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
amid protests, the Grand Saline, TX city council voted 4–1 to evict Pip, the library cat, over scratching & biting. He'll now live with the librarian. a cat was installed in public office, performed public service, & was removed for being a cat. this is injustice. this is a crime. Justice for Pip!
Pip, a black-and-white cat wearing an orange collar, stands on a dark patterned carpet, looking upward with wide, alert eyes. His ears are perked up, his tail is raised, and he has a small black heart-shaped marking on his nose.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 6h
Dog's Dinner I've heard of, never heard of Dog's Breakfast.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 7h
Finished my paperback novelization cover for 2013's Evil Dead
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 6h
🎼🎵It's the most wonderful tiiiiime of the yearrrrr🎵
A packet of Halloween themed cheesy Wotsists, Bag of Bones, the front shows, skull, ribcage  and monster munch shaped feet(?). Next to that pack, a pack of snackfactory Halloween Bats & Webs BBQ flavour
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 11h
I've got the Ninja combination Flatbed Microwave/Air Fryer/Oven on the way, I'm even more excited than when I bought my first non-hand-me-down clothes airer, last month. I am so frickin' domesticated.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 13h
Yep, since starting to wear glasses I now have an oven opening technique, because nothing says panic like holding a very hot roasting tin, whose heat is four seconds from making it all the way through the oven gloves, but not being able to see where to put it.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 13h
Opening the oven is amongst the best of arm hair removal methods.
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13h
I went looking for a specific one on YouTube, found that @workingclasshistory.com has a whole compilation! Sweet.
youtu.be
5 times Oswald Mosley got his arse handed to him
YouTube video by Working Class History
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 13h
I do like a slightly speeded up fight scene.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 13h
So these Gronks contain fucking asbestos. Happy Halloween.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 13h
And some cunt at the top will still get their massive salary, and probably a bonus, too.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having caught up on the last couple of days of American news, the whole thing feels more and more like Lady Liberty has an abusive partner, who she refuses to leave, and she's just turned up to work with a split lip, and wearing sunglasses, again.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now do America's Google.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It looks like an ill-eagle.
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Fozzie Bear's Comedy Spotlight
Alt: Fozzie Bear standing in front of a brick backdrop, in front of him a microphone, he's about to say something when a huge shepherds crook yoinks him off stage.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The bass from the club night, next door, fades in and out and weirdly it sounds exactly like this scene from Zulu, minus Michael Caine.
youtube.com
Like A Train #shorts #zulu #war #warmovie #british #michaelcaine
YouTube video by Zulu Clips
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My favourite body kit remains this one, from a Little Big video, I'll always have a soft spot for the Lada Riva.
A screenshot from 4m14s of Little Big's music video Give Me Your Money (feat: Tommy Cash). A crappy old Lad Riva, with corrugated cardboard stuck to mimic a body kit, sheets on the side to make it look like it's lowered, and aggressive front end with extra cardboard engine sticking out of the bonnet.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Carry Glitter … is it a nonce bucket?
A grey and white collapsible bucket. Description reads Beldray 10L Collapsible Bucket Foldable Space Saving Easy Carry Glitter £9.99 down from £19.99
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Paint my own skull … do I have to peel my skin off first? #Halloween
A screenshot from the Iceland website. The item for sale is described as Halloween Paint Your Own Skull. It's a pack containing 5npots of paint and a brush, there also is a 2D skull to paint.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish I still had it, it would be worth an absolute fortune.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the colour well, I had a Mini Traveller (the wood framed one, with a full length ragtop, and a ridiculously tiny automatic engine) that was this colour.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1970/80's Ford Granada shit brown, that way if you get explosive anal decompression, from accidentally eating products made in America, it won't show.
Ye Olde Ford Granada, it's dark brown, with lighter brown accents, if you remember seeing a snickers bar, exactly those colours.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's easy to lose track.
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy and endlessly waiting for laughter that won't come.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Where will Ed Sheeran be playing?
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jaws 2 Jaws
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd have titled this one, "Off you fuck!"
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Given Sheeran's recent spate of unpopularity, I'm surprised he hasn't volunteered ;)
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ninja'd, lol
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was expecting it to be Ed Sheeran.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've added a second sheet to sleep under, I'm positively nesh.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably have to get a bigger directors chair, though, or a directors stone table.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's nothing Meryl Streep can't portray.
Glen Close' small white fluffy dog sitting in a directors chair, with a backrest reading Meryl Streep.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🍷 Notes of oak. Steve is getting hammered: shop.inotternews.co.uk/products/ham...
Stev mugs in the new Steve Store!
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I found that car wrapped around a lamppost, before pulling the driver to safety, I'd take a Sharpie and amend the plate to MR CRASH
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
American Intelligence
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*checks notes, looks directly into the camera* All Cops Are Bastards
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IIRC, the average age of a terrorist, in the UK, is now 59 years old.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 08/10/2026
OK, I could honestly write about Mork & Mindy all day, but here's just one more tiny piece. A particularly dirty joke, cut from "Mork vs the Necrotons": www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/10/magi...
Mork being stroked on a pleasure machine
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Geoffrey from off of Rainbow getting sent down for a crime he did commit while a dismayed Zippy and George look on.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm putting you all on notice that I'm calling dibs on Social Contagion for a band name.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a very hard life testing luxury upholstery.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus, you need to sack this conspiracy theory reporter, and hire a real journalist.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If there isn't a 80's style thrash metal/punk band called Social Contagion, yet, dibs.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Poll Check are projecting the result as incredibly close. We CAN win this! Join us tomorrow anytime between 7am-10pm and then come celebrate the Green victory you helped make happen!! forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/respon...
Labour 40.4%, Greens 35.6%
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Alf: It's Too Dangerous Out There
Alt: Alf: It's Too Dangerous Out There
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liking the Princess & The Pea illustration.
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Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, I was betting he'd name it American Intelligence, which their voting record proves is an oxymoron.
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