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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Need more info on this. Thick or thin? Bottled or from a machine in the shop? Standard flavours or flavours of popular Greggs baked goods?

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yes I remember being told repeatedly that actually votes going down instead of up was Good, Actually

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lucy Powell: “We’re delighted so many of you are backing us once again.” But Lucy the votes in a place where Labour can traditionally put a red rosette on a damp flannel and still win have gone down by over 30%

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am not a mathematician but I am pretty sure that the 12,292 votes they got yesterday is not as many as the 18,884 they got in 2024. If I am right and the 2026 number is *smaller* than the 2024 number then in what meaningful sense is this ‘winning back’, pls?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh look, it's Fedward

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the worst thing you have ever done (complimentary)

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rather too many VOTE LABOUR posters around the place in Holborn & St Pancras, do not like, in the bin

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had a dream last night in which I was shouted at by a very, very hot guy who was riding a bike with sunflowers and a cassowary in the basket. The cassowary pecked me on the head, declared me his friend and then the hot guy burst into flames. What could this mean.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Very genuinely how dare fashion marketing twats describe their clothes as ‘perfect for your curves’ when they only go up to a size 12, fuck off

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Leaving Scotland with a suitcase full of diet irn bru, pineapple tarts & morning rolls as is only right and proper

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I dreamed about irn bru chilli jam and have now become DETERMINED to devise my own recipe so I can keep a healthy supply at home

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We learn and we grow Steve, we learn and we grow

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe it to have healing properties

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Listen you’ve got to get involved. It’s like a regular chilli jam, but elevated to greatness by the subtle but unmistakable girders taste

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

NOW we’re fucking talking, that sounds amazing

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I, personally, am now Healed

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You ever made black pudding meatballs? Highly recommend

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve never had black pudding on pizza before and it turns out I have been MISSING OUT

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Important update for you all: tonight I ate a chorizo and black pudding pizza with an irn bru chilli jam dip for the crusts and it was in the top ten things I have ever put in my mouth

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don’t know - I don’t actually *watch* these things

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No I’m sorry, you cannot call the dragon king ‘Derek’.

Screenshot from an AI slop video, which shows a bare chested dragon man with a six pack & dark brown facial hair, and golden wings coming out of his back. The caption introduces him as Derek Howard, The Dragon King, Colin’s adoptive father.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🚨 HOTEL BUFFET BREAKFAST🚨

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

O I C! It’s saying ‘blocked’ on the post you’ve quoted because EYE am blocked. I wonder what I did wrong

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How quickly were you blocked after asking that perfectly reasonable question

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those buy to let properties won’t purchase themselves

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You’re on; I’ll get cracking on the crowdfunder

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

See the thing is part of me wishes I was so without shame as to conduct such clear, rampant grifting and take absolute suckers for every spare penny. Why haven’t I been given £162K for literally no purpose at all by credulous fools, why

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyway arriving into Glasgow really late is fine because there’s a shop opposite the station that is open seemingly all hours and will sell you pickled onion tayto, diet irn bru and proper Scottish water. SORTED.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine, in the Year of our Lord 2026, listening to Reel Big Fish and actually *telling people* you do so

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t know about this, what’s the deal there

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh I beg your pardon, £162K

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stupendous. Got one “yeah I’ll ring up the EU” and called that £150K well spent

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cranking himself mute over a trade bloc, so undignified

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well it’s their ur-politics isn’t it. Never gave a shite about anything before getting to wave some flags about & call that progressive, so of course to them everything else must be connected to it somehow

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I reckon just constantly surprised and delighted by things the rest of us pay no attention to or understand to be dogshit. Sounds pretty good

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The thing is though it just actually be pretty nice to be such a credulous fool

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He’s had all sorts of shit from the CBI, the Tory council and various shithouse lobbyists representing ‘the motorist’ so it’s good to see he didn’t cave

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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was

All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People who are actually Important don’t have to sit doing silly emails on a train at 7pm. It’s those who want the rest of us to think they’re hot shit that engage in this nonsense

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am in precisely the right mood for shouting at men

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are in standard premium, which appears to have given this laptop-tapping twat a regrettable and misplaced sense of his own importance because he keeps huffing and scowling at me each time I do not yield because I am, clearly, nowhere near as Impressive and Important as he is.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The cherry on the top of this little turd cake is that I am sat opposite a besuited man who seeks to have no awareness at all that my legs do, in fact, take up space and that putting his own out at full stretch is not going to work.

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