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![: Little Nephew! What in the HELL are you wearin'?! LITTLE NEPHEW: Jeez! Shut UP Uncle Ray! [[little nephew is wearing a backwards ball cap, a sports jersey sporting the letters LN tucked into Tommy Hilfiger-like underwear and, presumably, little pant legs attached to each leg via their own tiny belts]] RAY: What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?! LITTLE NEPHEW: I don't know! How about by shutting up! RAY: You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny pants for each leg! SAY IT! LITTLE NEPHEW: Jeez! It's the style! Shut UP! RAY: How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest ting possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY! LITTLE NEPHEW: I'm LEAVIN'! I ain't NEVER comin' back! [[Ray is typing at his computer, with a crown on his head]] Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my coll this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2cgehwpqi5ejgepvoxp5mbg/bafkreicvzv7aggmtugdphacgmkn5hcf3vzyx6grdp7a4lcxluqjfso5xk4)
