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Kolonel Krank

@charlesfa.bsky.social
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Games Journalist with a Youtube channel and blogspot. Not great but I'm trying! www.youtube.com/@KolonelKrank www.blogger.com/blog/posts/17549567…

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Ash 💖 The Art Goblin @artgoblinash.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love cute alt Jax but to me Jax is a total Mean Girl. #TADCSpoilers #TADCJax
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shrines @sunkenshrines.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Freya Crescent drawing from 2022
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Yunika 𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐 @yunikaa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Final Fantasy IX - Freya Crescent Artist: いっすん帽子 (Issun bōshi)
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
resetting the counter on the subreddit that helps people identify bones they find in the woods
(SpongeBob meme) it has been zero days without human remains
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
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T.C. Boyle @tcboyle.com · 10/10/2026
I’m down at the public library for the last day of Banned Books Week, which happens to coincide with Hispanic Heritage Month. No quiero bailar hoy, pero quiero leer sin censura.
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My best guess as to...why is that some middle manager at Sega of America saw that Discord was trending (and didn't look into why it was trending) then told some interns to whip up and moderate a Discord server. Meanwhile Sega of Japan didn't really care either way and just gave this the O.K stamp.
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Amie Ghost @pickaghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1. This can ONLY end poorly 2. Lmao
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The super goodest boy. Krypto by Barry Kitson #dccomics
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LucyParkerPaul🦉🇦🇺 @lucyparkerpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Pacific Baza appeared totally oblivious to us as it hunted its breakfast. It's the first time I've seen one with a frog and definitely one of the highlights of today's 55 species early morning walk. #birds #wildoz #brisbane
A Pacific Baza eating a small green tree frog. It took it a while to get the frog down, but as soon as it did it was off hunting again, tracking movements with its bright yellow eyes.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
That's because it's not feeding the trolls as we knew it, ie getting into a verbal slap fight. Rather it plays on some basic human instincts, like believing the sincerity of the speaker and a need to correct a falsehood or absurdity. And damned if I haven't been guilty of it myself.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
Social media is suffering from Dumbest Guy In The Bar syndrome, where like one dude can say a ridiculous thing like "Christopher Columbus was made of cotton candy" and the rest of the bar will spend the entire night pointing out how stupid it is over and over and the dipshit already left hours ago.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 28/09/2026
Right-Wingers Are Mad Anti-Welfare Ad Isn’t Racist Enough
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Right-Wingers Are Mad Anti-Welfare Ad Isn't Racist Enough
Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders was attacked by right wingers for depicting a lazy, white, gamer named "Brad" in an ad about welfare fraud.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
check out my new book 👉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So. I've been thinking about this. With Premium no longer being ad-free and Republican politicians looking to block people from accessing Piracy sites. I feel as if Disney is gonna 100% start gating shows behind Premium. "See the new Star Wars: Grievous series! Only on Premium!"
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/ECQI2... Sorry if I sound a little weird in this short. Just a little sick because I almost always get a cold in early September so I might be a tad nasally for the next week or so
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Very Kuick Thoughts: The Resident Evil Movie! (the 2026 one. Not the 2002 one.)
YouTube video by Kolonel Krank
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what Freddy Fazbear calls me after I come out to him
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EvanSKVRL @evanskvrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important information for Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner shippers:
A photo of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner nose-to-nose. Caption reads: "I don't know where the post is in question now since I saw it years ago, but to whoever did the post noting that greater roadrunner males do courtship races and then basically said 'which could mean nothing' with this picture of Wile E and Roadrunner...

... I hope you enjoyed Coyote vs Acme."Top caption: "It's actually even better than that"

There is a screenshot of a Wikipedia article that reads: "Until a mate is found, greater roadrunners typically live a solitary life. They are monogamous, forming long-term pair bonds. Breeding season begins from mid-March to early September. Courtship behaviors between greater roadrunners are a lengthy process including a combination of chasing, tail wagging, play-fighting, and acoustic signals."

The bottom caption reads: "No wonder he missed Wile E, they're practically engaged by roadrunner standards."A screenshot of a Google summary of roadrunner courtship rituals. Two sections are circled with arrows pointing to screenshots of Wile E. and Road Runner.

The first is "Food offerings" and points to an image of Road Runner in front of a pile of bird seed set out by Wile E. Coyote.

The second is "Foot chases" and points to an image of Wile E. chasing Road Runner, who is looking back at him with a smile.

A bottom caption reads: "Found it on Twitter but yeah, for someone so smart, Wile has no idea he proposed and Roadie said yes."
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Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So what you're basically saying is that Roadrunner thinks they're in a romantic but Asexual relationship, and is perfectly happy with never getting passed the courtship rituals. #WileRoad
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't even hate Rick and Morty that much, but this would be the worst combo ever. Zack Snyder DEFINITELY thinks Rick is a cool role model...
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/_Vd8K... Did a little short detailing my thoughts on the Nintendo Direct! Overall, I liked it but I can understand why some folks found it underwhelming
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Very Kuick Thoughts on the 9.9 Nintendo Direct.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs acme movie poster with labeled segments, showing two saying: "haha silly coyote," and "holy shit john cena." a big section says: "conglomerate corporations will do anything and put anyone at risk to boost their own sales and even though it may be intimidating to stand up to them, perseverance and solidarity with the working class is important." a little section then says: "holy shit toxic yaoi"
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The Haunted One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thinking about that Arlo video where he goes on a big rant about how the original Metroid game is impossible to beat only end it by saying "I have never played the original Metroid and I never will"
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just read this book and I desperately need more of the In-verse. I've been fascinated by Mirror Universes like Earth-3, Shattered Glass, or Anti-Mobius/Moebius. And this is arguably one of the most creative takes on the concept
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/w3i44... My friend, Nerdy Benson, did their first speed drawing short. Please go support them.
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Drawing Asha & Star Lorcana Card #speedpaint #lorcana #lorcanatcg
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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doodnat @doodnat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did blowing on game cartridges actually make them work, or were we all performing the same strange gaming ritual? The dirt, faulty NES connectors, horrid human breath and “superstitious” pigeons behind it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW39... #RetroGaming #NES #GamingHistory
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Why Did We Blow On Cartridges?
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
disgustang
Dr. Eggman watching in shock as Rouge the Bat dashes out of a supermarket, with 6 oranges in her mouth.
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 03/09/2026
PSA: Final Fantasy XIV Online Free Subscription Period For Switch 2's "Full Version" Ends Next Week (Repost)
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PSA: Final Fantasy XIV Online Free Subscription Period For Switch 2's "Full Version" Ends Next Week
"You can continue playing the Free Trial free of charge"
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My halo obsession has returned in full swing
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A slightly enchanted thing just happened-had the door open bc have been gardening and a WREN hopped in to the house, had a quick look around, spotted a deceased spider in the doorframe, had it as a snack and then…left. What the heck 🪶
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 31/08/2026
there are just so many big jrpgs coming out next year. kh4, ff7 revelation, xenoblade genesis, new pokemon gen, new ff14 expansion. it's so much
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 31/08/2026
I love this shit. One thing we definitely have in common is that developers must find us all so annoying.
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Curry was such a GOAT... Silly or serious, he didn't do half measures.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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anomAlain 🔞 @anomalain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
(if Fox can stay on a spaceship's wing, so can she)
Krystal is holding on top of the Great Fox's wing, wide-eyed and sweating nervously.

- Krystal (to herself) : KEEP BUTT ON WING KEEP BUTT ON WING KEEP UP ON WING DON'T FALL DON'T FALL
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wait I just thought about this again and realized; WHY ISN'T IT LANCER?? LANCER VS. BOWSER JR. WOULD HAVE MADE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE WHAT
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sarah Connor from T2 smoking a cig
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I hope this horrible week teaches us one thing: you will be remembered and loved infinitely more for moments of kindness, friendship, and joy than for power, dominance, or bullying. you have the choice for what sort of life you want to live. make the right one.
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This guy seems bad
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JessEviltelli @mamavitelli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unemployment is sitting on my couch with home made ice cream learning who itachi uchiha is for the first time
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Kolonel Krank @charlesfa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#Gamesareforeveryone
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crimes new roman @crimesnewroman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i love reading shit like this, it's so cool to see the work people put into making games available to as many people as possible
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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