Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I completed my last market in December. Tomorrow is my first day working since then. The thing I decided to do after a 7 month break? I took my kids to the zoo and the library in 95 degree weather and walked thousands of steps. Break shmreak. 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The kerning on Walgreens pharmacy’s signs has always bothered me and will continue to do so until something is done about it. 000
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Great to know that I can wake up having a major asthma attack coughing and crying for 15 minutes straight before my inhaler kicks in and not a single person in the room flinches. In share this bed with my husband and my two kids and none of them even woke up. 🥲 220
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I made this for Father’s Day. I hope he had a good one. #kinger #tadckinger #caine #tadccaine #tadc 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Here have some Gummigoo closure while you’re at it. #tadc #pomni #gummigoo #theamazingdigitalcircus 140
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’ll be honest, I’ve been to Sonic maybe twice since they took away the half price drinks on the app. I used to go multiple times a week but there’s literally no more reason for me to do that. 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Being a ginger in the summer is not fun. I’ve not even been outside for an hour and I’m already burning and the freckles are taking over. 😩 220
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Mowing the lawn in 90 degree weather: 2/10 Do not recommend 030
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If you can’t make your own, store bought is fine. #spoonie #spooniehumor 020
Reposted by AlexAdelaide 💎🌮 @adelaidejewel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026They’re trying to build a data center next to the Nashville Zoo Petition here, if you’re so inclined: c.org/KxhXznzBcD 2420931872
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I felt emotions yesterday and as someone on multiple mood stabilizers, that is not very recommended. This is hangover level pain. 😩 010
Reposted by AlexNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 19,1947 61463219
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Would there be any interest in a platform to sell/advertise non-ai art? Like a For Humans By Humans type of deal. A creative hub that guarantees that no ai was involved in the process of creating what you consume. #antiai #humanartists 000
Reposted by AlexRose Red Neko🔞 @roseredneko.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Happy Sinful Sunday! Looks like you're in trouble! X-23 is here and she's feeling fierce! 🖤🩶🖤🩶🖤 13811
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Fighting the people in my local news station’s comment section because I’m bored and willing to debate. I wish I could drink so I could take a shot every time I’m called a libtard. 120
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Ever read old dystopian fiction to get a taste of what reality used to feel like or is that just me? 020
Reposted by AlexHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/05/2026A beluga whale is not thrilled with a visitor smoking at the aquarium so he extinguishes it with one splash. 2114016818
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Once, my cats put a freshly dead mouse in the recycling crate. I wasn’t quite sure how to “recycle” that so I just gave it to the snake that lives outside my back door. I hope I did what the cats wanted me to do. 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Time for my weekly “jump scared by my own tattoo” time. I’ve had this one for 13 years. I should know better by now. 🥲 000
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I’m finally watching The Amazing Digital Circus after years of people telling me to and I gotta say, yall were right. 100
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I swear theater is like riding a bike. I’ve been doing sfx makeup for a play for the past week for the first time since having my oldest and it was like coming home. It’s nice to feel the familiar chaos again. 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yes a series of small naps is the same as sleeping all night. Why do you ask? 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My youngest son is taking a small break from his sleep. An awake nap, if you will. 030
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My latest work! This thing is massive compared to my normal pieces. Kids sourced from a 1950s textbook, landscape is all scrapbook paper saved through the years, sun is a painted doily, balloon is foil and real ribbon. Quote from @crabgrasd.bsky.social! #collageart #art #vintage #indieartist 091
Reposted by AlexBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now 512461249
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Working on 2 hours of sleep. Already got one endoscopy and one ER trip done. Just one more doctor’s appointment until I can nap. 110
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I have to wake up in one hour but I just keep replaying this morning in my head. I’ve worked with animals almost my entire adult life. I’ve seen death in many forms. …this morning I felt so powerless. I was paywalled into hurting my friend. 000
Reposted by AlexThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 252301237144
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Wakes up early to go to a plant sale, drank some local coffee with a croissant, cleaned the kitchen up, ran errands, mowed the lawn, and took a shower all before sun down. Oh yeah. I restarted my meds two days ago. 😅 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I did a responsible thing today and took the extra step to go to the dump to drop off the cat pee soaked smashed computer that’s been living next to the litter box for a year instead of just putting it in storage because I was tired of looking at it. #newyearnewme 010
Reposted by AlexGreg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 11/04/2026We Needed This🩷 Thank you Artemis II Crew #artemis #splashdown 0868188
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Congratulations on the successful splashdown, NASA! Thank you for giving us a little bit of good news and hope. 000
Reposted by AlexHallow’s Books, Movies, and TV @hallowshaunt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Any fans of the 1997 film The Fifth Element? 6696054320
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Me discussing which vet to take my 11 year old extremely sick cat to for evaluation and probably euthanasia with my husband when my son calls me into the living room to watch stick figure battles.media.tenor.coma cartoon character wearing a pink dress and a tiaraAlt: a cartoon character wearing a pink dress and a tiara wipes her tears and fixes her makeup 100
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 09/04/2026On today’s episode of Things I Never Thought I’d Have To Say: “please stop licking your brother while he’s trying to sleep.” 020
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 09/04/2026“I can do math better than God himself.” - my 5 year old right before “counting to 11” just to flip me a double bird. 010
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I got two brand new teeth today which means I only have 12 more to replace and/or repair until my teeth are fully functioning again. Just got to finish up two root canals before we can move forward. Pro tip: don’t puke every day for 18 months and you won’t have to do this. 🫠 110
Reposted by AlexChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Maybe today things will change🫠 0567
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Ever forget that you’re allergic to chicken and then eat 8 deviled eggs in one sitting? Hahahaha yeah me neither. I’m not in pain. Stop looking at me. 🥲😩 120
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I really miss conventions and cosplay and my friends and everything in between. I’m tired of being too poor to do the things I like. Dx 120
Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I never ask for anything for myself and the one day I do, it all blows up. Guess I’ve learned my lesson. 010