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Alex

@chaoscaptured.bsky.social
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Artist, cosplayer, mom, and overall mess.

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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I completed my last market in December. Tomorrow is my first day working since then. The thing I decided to do after a 7 month break? I took my kids to the zoo and the library in 95 degree weather and walked thousands of steps. Break shmreak.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
meme with a white text box over a vibrant, colorful glitter background in shades of purple, pink, and green. Inside the box, bold black text reads: "Not right now, kitten, mommy just stood up too fast and entered the shadow realm." 

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The kerning on Walgreens pharmacy’s signs has always bothered me and will continue to do so until something is done about it.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Great to know that I can wake up having a major asthma attack coughing and crying for 15 minutes straight before my inhaler kicks in and not a single person in the room flinches. In share this bed with my husband and my two kids and none of them even woke up. 🥲
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I made this for Father’s Day. I hope he had a good one. #kinger #tadckinger #caine #tadccaine #tadc
Kinger from The Amazing Digital Circus holds a baby version of Caine saying “So basically I’m a dad now.”
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Being this sick in June is frankly homophobic.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Here have some Gummigoo closure while you’re at it. #tadc #pomni #gummigoo #theamazingdigitalcircus
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Day 409 of wanting this as a tattoo
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ll be honest, I’ve been to Sonic maybe twice since they took away the half price drinks on the app. I used to go multiple times a week but there’s literally no more reason for me to do that.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Being a ginger in the summer is not fun. I’ve not even been outside for an hour and I’m already burning and the freckles are taking over. 😩
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mowing the lawn in 90 degree weather: 2/10 Do not recommend
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you can’t make your own, store bought is fine. #spoonie #spooniehumor
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Adelaide 💎🌮 @adelaidejewel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They’re trying to build a data center next to the Nashville Zoo Petition here, if you’re so inclined: c.org/KxhXznzBcD
Screenshot from facebook:

Nashville Zoo

We're asking our community to stand with us in protecting the animals, habitats, people and future of Nashville Zoo.
A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned for property directly adjacent to the Zoo. While developers claim the facility will have no impact, no environmental studies or impact assessments have been conducted to evaluate potential effects on our animals, visitors, staff, or the surrounding community.
Data centers consume enormous amounts of electricity and water; straining power grids, depleting natural resources, and damaging our watershed. With nothing more than the word of a profit-seeking developer, how are we to know this new data center will not lead to irreversible damage to the animals we exist to protect?
We cannot afford to find out years from now how this facility has negatively impacted our 1.4 million annual visitors, our local community, or the 3,000 animals entrusting us with their care. We are calling on the Nashville community to join us in our fight to stop this data center from being built, now.
Please sign our petition and say yes to the Zoo by saying no to the new data center

Includes photos of a big cat at the zoo and a photo showing how close the data center would be to the zoo
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I felt emotions yesterday and as someone on multiple mood stabilizers, that is not very recommended. This is hangover level pain. 😩
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 19,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS IN FRONT OF A STOREFRONT WINDOW , THERE IS A SIGN THATS READS…
WATCH 
THIS
WINDOW

P2- NANCY IS WATCHING THE WINDOW 

P3- NANCY IS STILL WATCHING THE WINDOW 

P4- AT A NEARBY BALLPARK HOME RUN BASEBALL IS HIT OVER THE FENCE 

P5- WHILE NANCY IS WATCHING THE WINDOW, THE BASEBALL HITS THE WINDOW… CRASH

P6- NANCY IS WALKING AWAY FROM THE BROKEN STOREFRONT WINDOW 
NANCY: WELL - -- IT WAS WORTH
WAITING FOR
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Would there be any interest in a platform to sell/advertise non-ai art? Like a For Humans By Humans type of deal. A creative hub that guarantees that no ai was involved in the process of creating what you consume. #antiai #humanartists
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Rose Red Neko🔞 @roseredneko.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Happy Sinful Sunday! Looks like you're in trouble! X-23 is here and she's feeling fierce! 🖤🩶🖤🩶🖤
A collage of four images of Rose Red Neko dressed as X-23, aka Laura Kinney. She wears a long brunette wig, a black cutout bodysuit with studded belts and an X men logo belt buckle, black knee high boots, black buckle sleeves, and silver claws extending out from between her fingers. In the large image to the left, she stands tall with one hand on her hip, and the other holding her claws up in front of her face. In the top right image, she stands with one leg on a step, and she is turned to the side, sassily raising her clawed fist up as if to flip off the camera. In the middle right image, she is turned away from the camera with one hand on her hip, and the other raised beside her. Both have claws extended, and the one on her hip contrasts well with the black bodysuit. In the bottom right image, she stands to the side with her hands lowered to her side, but still bearing claws. She snarls while looking down at the camera.
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kc 🌈 🐸 @ohheykc.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fighting the people in my local news station’s comment section because I’m bored and willing to debate. I wish I could drink so I could take a shot every time I’m called a libtard.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ever read old dystopian fiction to get a taste of what reality used to feel like or is that just me?
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A goose honks at another, honk honk honk. We see the inside of its head which reveals a smaller goose at a control desk with many buttons that say honk
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A beluga whale is not thrilled with a visitor smoking at the aquarium so he extinguishes it with one splash.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Once, my cats put a freshly dead mouse in the recycling crate. I wasn’t quite sure how to “recycle” that so I just gave it to the snake that lives outside my back door. I hope I did what the cats wanted me to do.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Time for my weekly “jump scared by my own tattoo” time. I’ve had this one for 13 years. I should know better by now. 🥲
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m finally watching The Amazing Digital Circus after years of people telling me to and I gotta say, yall were right.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I swear theater is like riding a bike. I’ve been doing sfx makeup for a play for the past week for the first time since having my oldest and it was like coming home. It’s nice to feel the familiar chaos again.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nancy 4/24/26
A stray cat befriends Sluggo, he is immediately smitten
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes a series of small naps is the same as sleeping all night. Why do you ask?
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My youngest son is taking a small break from his sleep. An awake nap, if you will.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My latest work! This thing is massive compared to my normal pieces. Kids sourced from a 1950s textbook, landscape is all scrapbook paper saved through the years, sun is a painted doily, balloon is foil and real ribbon. Quote from @crabgrasd.bsky.social! #collageart #art #vintage #indieartist
Textured scrapbook papers make a landscape in this handmade collage. A vintage illustration of children run down a path with a puppy. The comic style inscription says “These are the moments I will remember most… …the good old days are right now.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Working on 2 hours of sleep. Already got one endoscopy and one ER trip done. Just one more doctor’s appointment until I can nap.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have to wake up in one hour but I just keep replaying this morning in my head. I’ve worked with animals almost my entire adult life. I’ve seen death in many forms. …this morning I felt so powerless. I was paywalled into hurting my friend.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Wakes up early to go to a plant sale, drank some local coffee with a croissant, cleaned the kitchen up, ran errands, mowed the lawn, and took a shower all before sun down. Oh yeah. I restarted my meds two days ago. 😅
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I did a responsible thing today and took the extra step to go to the dump to drop off the cat pee soaked smashed computer that’s been living next to the litter box for a year instead of just putting it in storage because I was tired of looking at it. #newyearnewme
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We Needed This🩷 Thank you Artemis II Crew #artemis #splashdown
Joy and relief they’ve come home safely.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Congratulations on the successful splashdown, NASA! Thank you for giving us a little bit of good news and hope.
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Hallow’s Books, Movies, and TV @hallowshaunt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Any fans of the 1997 film The Fifth Element?
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me discussing which vet to take my 11 year old extremely sick cat to for evaluation and probably euthanasia with my husband when my son calls me into the living room to watch stick figure battles.
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a cartoon character wearing a pink dress and a tiara
Alt: a cartoon character wearing a pink dress and a tiara wipes her tears and fixes her makeup
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
On today’s episode of Things I Never Thought I’d Have To Say: “please stop licking your brother while he’s trying to sleep.”
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
“I can do math better than God himself.” - my 5 year old right before “counting to 11” just to flip me a double bird.
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I got two brand new teeth today which means I only have 12 more to replace and/or repair until my teeth are fully functioning again. Just got to finish up two root canals before we can move forward. Pro tip: don’t puke every day for 18 months and you won’t have to do this. 🫠
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe today things will change🫠
@furby_hancock - according to the law of averages my life should be getting unbelievably good pretty soon
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ever forget that you’re allergic to chicken and then eat 8 deviled eggs in one sitting? Hahahaha yeah me neither. I’m not in pain. Stop looking at me. 🥲😩
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I really miss conventions and cosplay and my friends and everything in between. I’m tired of being too poor to do the things I like. Dx
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Alex @chaoscaptured.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I never ask for anything for myself and the one day I do, it all blows up. Guess I’ve learned my lesson.
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