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@crabgrasd.bsky.social
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Tauhid Bondia, Creator of the syndicated comic strip Crabgrass Patreon.com/7auhid Crabgrass.fun

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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back to the Mailbox
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back to the Mailbox
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
feel the POWER
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Revenge if the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(24/61) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
(22/71) Revenge of the Sat
Krystal: hey, Shelly.
Helly: Hey, Krystal. What’s up?

Krystal: So… Kevin wants me too cozy up to you and try to get you to let your guard down so he can strike.
Shelly: I figured he might try that. 

Krystal: Yeah. He’s basically a cartoon rabbit. 
Shelly: He is pretty “wascawy.”

Krystal: (grinning) hehe. You’re kind of funny. 
Shelly: Don’t sound so surprised.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
(20/71) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(19/71) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
(18/71) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
(17/71) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
(15/??) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
(15/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: (to Krystal and Kyle) All right, guys. I’m feilding  ideas to get rid of this babysitter. 

Kevin: We need MAXIMUM psychological damage. I’ll also accept physical damage within reason. There are NO bad ideas. 

Krystal: (annoyed) how about we let her do her job and leave her alone. It’s just or tonight. 

Kevin: There is ONE bad idea.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
(21/??) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
(13/??) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
(12/??) Revenge of the Sat
Shelly: When I left your house, I was a laughing stock in the babysitting community. 

Shelly: No one would hire me, and the other babysitters called me Bubble Gum Hair!

Shelly: But I refused to let my shame define me. Instead I OWNED it. I even dyed my hair color to LOOK like bubble gum!

Kevin: and that doesn’t seem extreme to you?
Shelly: (annoyed) I couldn’t’ find a wig in the right shade.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
(11/??) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(10/??) Revenge of the Sat
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
(9/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: WAIT! I do know you! You were our babysitter years ago!

Kevin: But didn’t you have brown hair back then?
Shelly: I did. 

Shelly: (fiddling with a lock of her purple hair) I was forced to make certain… Changes after that day. 

Kevin: Well, you might wanna rethink that because you are definitely not a summer.
Shelly: (annoyed) No one ASKED you!
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
(8/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: Am I supposed to know you?
Shelly: Wow. 

Shelly: You’d think it would be harder to forgets someone that you scarred for life. 
Kevin: I do that to a lot of people.

Shelly: uh-uh. You probably just don’t recognize me. 

(Shelly removes her ball cap and puts on a pair of glasses) 
Shelly: how about now?
Kevin: Still nothing. 
Shelly: (incredulous) SERIOUSLY?!
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
(7/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: (beside Krystal and Kyle, confronting Shelly) Look here, Shelly, IF that’s youre real name. I’ve been through a lot of babysitters and this isn’t gonna go the way you think. 

Kevin: The best thing for you to so is stay out of our way until our mom gets back  and collets your pay. 

Shelly: (unimpressed) Krystal, Kyle excuse us for a minute will you?
(Kyle and Krystal both turn immediately to leave) 
Kyle: yup.
Krystal: bye. 

(Shelly leans in close on Kevin) 
Shelly: You don’t remember me do you, Kevin?
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
(6/??) Revenge of the Sat
Janine: introducing the babysitter) Kids this is Shelly. She’ll be sitting you tonight while I’m out 
Shelly: Hi, guys.

(Shelly is a friendly looking 16 year old girl with purple hair that falls just past her shoulders on top of which she wears a blue and yellow ball cap turned backward. She also wears a white hoodie with green sleeves and hood.) 
Shelly: Aren’t you an adorable bunch. I can already tell we’re going to be great friends.

Shelly: (leaning into closer to the kids but speaking to Janine) Thank you so much Miss Beecham, for putting your trust in me. 

Shelly: I promise not to let you-
(Shelly is interrupted by the sound of the front door closing behind her. Janine is already gone)
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
(4/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: A BABYSITTER?!
Janine: Yes, Kevin. 
Janine: You’re not staying home by yourself. 

Kevin: What about Kyle? He’s fourteen! He can watch us!
Janine: We tried that.

Janine:…remember?
(Cut to flash back of Kyle sitting on top of a squirming Kevin)

Janine: (side-eyeing Kyle) HE only does the SITTING part. 
Kyle: You get what you pay for.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(3/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: You know what? Some time off may be just what you need. Goodness knows you’ve earned a break.

Kevin: and don’t worry about us. We’ll be perfect angels while you’re gone. 

Janine: I KNOW you will.

Janine: That’s what the babysitter is for. 
Kevin: The baby WHAT-NOW?
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
(1/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin walks by bathroom and notices Janine applying lipstick in the mirror. 

He walks by Janines bedroom and sees her putting on a nice blouse. 

Finally he sees her fully dressed for a night out with her hair done. 

Kevin: (to Krystal and Kyle who are relaxing in the recliner) Have you seen mom? Who dresses up to cook dinner?
Krystal: (to Kyle) You wanna tell him?
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
(26/26) Dare Devil
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
(25/26) Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
(24/26) Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
(23/26) Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
(22/26) Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
(21/26) Dare Devils
Kevin: We should tell our moms on Kyle and your dad. That’ll teach them to manipulate our suggestible young minds. 
Miles: Sure. Or…

Miles: Just hear me out here. We could try to get them back. Turn the whole thing around!

Miles: it’ll be tough to outsmart a teenager and and grown-up but…
Kevin: I’m in! let’s do it!

Miles: Wow. You really are suggestible, huh?
Kevin: Save me a lot of brainpower.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
(20/26). Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
(19/26) Dare Devils
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
(17/26) Dare devils
(Gene hands Miles and raw steak)
Gene: here, sone. Take this raw steak.
Miles: What for?

Gene: I want you to toss it away as soon as the dog comes for you. Then haul your tail back over the fence! BOOM! Double Dare done!

(Miles looks at the steak doubtfully)

Miles: I worry a lot about you being my man role model in life sometimes. 
Gene: (assuming a catcher’s position) Show me how you’re gonna throw it.
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Crabgrass @crabgrasd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
(16/26) Dare Devils
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