ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Romeo and Juliet. Act 3, Scene 1. Tybalt has just stabbed Mercutio (spoilers, I guess) and we replace Mercutio's "Thou has made worms meat of me" with, "ah, fuck." 000
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh look, a guy who started off seeming a little more lefty than usual is now regressing to the center like every other motherfucking Democrat asshole. He'll lose, the Party will blame the wrong people, and the cycle will repeat forever and ever and ever. 011
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Spot on, Cassie. So many rubes getting taken once again, 60+ years later. 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Listening to this week's TTC and I almost completely share your opinion about Rulebreaker, but Whtz is the best. 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026@andy.luckypaper.co There is a Grey frame Masticore. From the Vault at first used to be able to skirt the RL. scryfall.com/card/v10/7/m...scryfall.comMasticore{4} • Artifact Creature — Masticore • 4/4 • At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card. {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. {2}: Regenerate th... 110
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I am never more envious of people at a Magic event than when CubeCon is on. I will have to suffice with coverage once again. Someday I will get there. 080
Reposted by ChampBlankmanGoku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bad news babe Nicholas Hoult is dead to us now. Yeah that guy you liked from Skins. He's in a Harry Potter now. No, its not the movies, its on HBO. Like a tv show. Yeah they color graded it like a Danish prestige murder drama for some reason. Looks like complete shit. 121255153
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Alexa, show me the definition of misunderstood privilege. 000
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He sure does speak a good game. Let's see if they actually do anything about this going into the midterms. 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Way too many people are letting them slide on a bunch of nonsense. 020
Reposted by ChampBlankmanMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham on Gaza: "Just flatten it, like we flattened Tokyo and Berlin." Lindsey Graham on the Iran War: "We are going to make tons of money." Lindsey Graham on Renée Nicole Good: "She deserved what happened. She provoked ICE." As grandma used to say: GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. 27482362257
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Oh hey, hi. I've never been more upset by a TV ad in my life. #FUCKICE 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Name your favorite song in a non-English language. youtu.be/V3BSj1cHX-M?...youtu.beJacques Brel "Amsterdam" | INA ChansonsYouTube video by INA Chansons 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanRondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It sucks that the Amer. Revolutionary War is actually an inspiring story that, like many things in the US, has been whitewashed and sanitized. The revolutionary rhetoric and movements have been entirely defanged, reshaped to fit a narrative to justify the decadence of the US today. 1194
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026@manapool.com will the base shipping charge be going up when the stamp price increases next week? 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026RIP to Ron Spears, one of the all time great Magic artists. His work, equal parts otherworldly and evocative, was a huge part of what drew me to the game as a kid. He was one of the best artists in fantasy and it's heartbreaking to see him go. 211021
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. No one I've ever brought this up to knows what I'm talking about. 000
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Post an album you've listened to 100+ times. 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanSunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It’s really frightening. 30219006878
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. Bands, not solo acts, in approximate descending order of times seen (all 3+ times): Flogging Molly Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band Reverend Horton Heat Gogol Bordello Catch-22 Whole Wheat Bread Freezepop The Protomen Ghost Los Straightjackets 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026A point that I think is missed here is that a patent clerk at the turn of the last Century made a stable enough living to become Einstein. Amazing argument for UBI here. Really loved the article. 031
Reposted by ChampBlankmanVivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 18/04/2026As ever, two things are true: 1. Caitlyn Jenner is an awful person who does not give the slightest shit about other trans folks and will throw us all under the bus without a second thought 2. If you misgender her, you also don't give a shit about trans folks except as a club against Republicans 629976
Reposted by ChampBlankmanBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 06/04/2026BORN TO DO THINGS I WANT TO DO / FORCED TO DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO 317045
Reposted by ChampBlankmanJeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Didn’t expect to be emotional about a rocket today, but that first reverse shot of the boosters falling back to earth moved me to tears. Humanity has made a mess of the hopes and expectations for the future I held as a kid, and it’s overwhelming to see us reaching for our grandest aspiration again 521838
Reposted by ChampBlankmanRadical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"A man would shelter, if he could in the nook behind this new plywood. The building, abandoned, the man is too. How I wish you'd imagine if that it were you" Seen in Rochester, New York 51155406
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Gross transphobia. Decades of eligibility that produced a small handful of athletes competing and none winning medals, but because the next Summer Olympics are in America, this has to happen. I hate the people who run this country and their insane bullshit. 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanEmperor Joshua Norton II @joshuanortonii.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Is this a good time to once again repost this Something Positive strip that Dear Uncle Randy made a few years back? Answer: Unfortunately, it is. It shouldn't have to be, but it is. 0692180
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Same. I grew up as a ravenous fan of that franchise, but it's dead to me now and so is anyone who defends it. 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/03/2026Clip from a very young Kurt Russell's audition for the role of Han Solo in STAR WARS 45412
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 15/03/202616 years ago (or even more, maybe?) Kevin Smith had such a time flying as an overweight person on Southwest that he ended up doing a comedy special about it. How is this still a problem for them? 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Possibly the American with whom I most associate the importance of travel and immersion. Him or later years Mark Twain. 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026General Contractor and Janitor/Maintenance. At least, my Dad's legal Father was a janitor. His bio Dad, whom he never knew and only found out existed 4 years ago, remains a mystery to us. 000
Reposted by ChampBlankmanLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive 135170575212
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Five concerts I've seen with front women: The Dresden Dolls Epica Paramore (in a bar, on their first tour!) Against Me! Freezepop 010
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The fact that I have never once had to defend my ability to live authentically means that it is my duty to help others defend that ability. Unequivocally, Trans Lives Matter, Trans rights are human rights, and you'll have to take us all before you take any of them. 040
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Quote this post with a .gif of one of your favorite movies.media.tenor.coma man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a rowALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row 020
ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 15/02/20261. Kitty Pride 2. Eowyn 3. Zatanna 4. Kira Nerys (or Garak) 000
Reposted by ChampBlankman💙⚡❤️ The Haunted Typewriter 💀 @hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026 3546171