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ChampBlankman

@champblankman.bsky.social
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Gender is a societal construct. Avowed pacifist (exceptions made for fascists), Athiest Secular Humanist, Anarchist Socialist. ENM and Pan gamer Dad. Living on ancestral Lenni-Lanape land.

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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romeo and Juliet. Act 3, Scene 1. Tybalt has just stabbed Mercutio (spoilers, I guess) and we replace Mercutio's "Thou has made worms meat of me" with, "ah, fuck."
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RIP to a real one. PE firms are a cancer.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh look, a guy who started off seeming a little more lefty than usual is now regressing to the center like every other motherfucking Democrat asshole. He'll lose, the Party will blame the wrong people, and the cycle will repeat forever and ever and ever.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spot on, Cassie. So many rubes getting taken once again, 60+ years later.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Listening to this week's TTC and I almost completely share your opinion about Rulebreaker, but Whtz is the best.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@andy.luckypaper.co There is a Grey frame Masticore. From the Vault at first used to be able to skirt the RL. scryfall.com/card/v10/7/m...
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Masticore
{4} • Artifact Creature — Masticore • 4/4 • At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card. {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. {2}: Regenerate th...
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am never more envious of people at a Magic event than when CubeCon is on. I will have to suffice with coverage once again. Someday I will get there.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
37?! In a row?!
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bad news babe Nicholas Hoult is dead to us now. Yeah that guy you liked from Skins. He's in a Harry Potter now. No, its not the movies, its on HBO. Like a tv show. Yeah they color graded it like a Danish prestige murder drama for some reason. Looks like complete shit.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Alexa, show me the definition of misunderstood privilege.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He sure does speak a good game. Let's see if they actually do anything about this going into the midterms.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Way too many people are letting them slide on a bunch of nonsense.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham on Gaza: "Just flatten it, like we flattened Tokyo and Berlin." Lindsey Graham on the Iran War: "We are going to make tons of money." Lindsey Graham on Renée Nicole Good: "She deserved what happened. She provoked ICE." As grandma used to say: GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh hey, hi. I've never been more upset by a TV ad in my life. #FUCKICE
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Name your favorite song in a non-English language. youtu.be/V3BSj1cHX-M?...
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Jacques Brel "Amsterdam" | INA Chansons
YouTube video by INA Chansons
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Evergreen skeet.
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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It sucks that the Amer. Revolutionary War is actually an inspiring story that, like many things in the US, has been whitewashed and sanitized. The revolutionary rhetoric and movements have been entirely defanged, reshaped to fit a narrative to justify the decadence of the US today.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@manapool.com will the base shipping charge be going up when the stamp price increases next week?
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
RIP to Ron Spears, one of the all time great Magic artists. His work, equal parts otherworldly and evocative, was a huge part of what drew me to the game as a kid. He was one of the best artists in fantasy and it's heartbreaking to see him go.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. No one I've ever brought this up to knows what I'm talking about.
The logo card from the short-lived Fox teen sex comedy "Opposite Sex".
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yes.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Post an album you've listened to 100+ times.
The cover art for the album Spiritual Machines by Our Lady Peace
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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licerdo @licerdo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Comedia
Microsoft reports are exposing Al's real cost problem: Using the tech is more expensive than paying human employees
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. Bands, not solo acts, in approximate descending order of times seen (all 3+ times): Flogging Molly Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band Reverend Horton Heat Gogol Bordello Catch-22 Whole Wheat Bread Freezepop The Protomen Ghost Los Straightjackets
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
As is every workplace regulation!
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A point that I think is missed here is that a patent clerk at the turn of the last Century made a stable enough living to become Einstein. Amazing argument for UBI here. Really loved the article.
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Vivian Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
As ever, two things are true: 1. Caitlyn Jenner is an awful person who does not give the slightest shit about other trans folks and will throw us all under the bus without a second thought 2. If you misgender her, you also don't give a shit about trans folks except as a club against Republicans
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 06/04/2026
BORN TO DO THINGS I WANT TO DO / FORCED TO DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO
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Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Didn’t expect to be emotional about a rocket today, but that first reverse shot of the boosters falling back to earth moved me to tears. Humanity has made a mess of the hopes and expectations for the future I held as a kid, and it’s overwhelming to see us reaching for our grandest aspiration again
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"A man would shelter, if he could in the nook behind this new plywood. The building, abandoned, the man is too. How I wish you'd imagine if that it were you" Seen in Rochester, New York
"A man would shelter, if he could in the nook behind this new plywood. The building, abandoned, the man is too. How I wish you'd imagine if that it were you"
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Gross transphobia. Decades of eligibility that produced a small handful of athletes competing and none winning medals, but because the next Summer Olympics are in America, this has to happen. I hate the people who run this country and their insane bullshit.
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Emperor Joshua Norton II @joshuanortonii.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Is this a good time to once again repost this Something Positive strip that Dear Uncle Randy made a few years back? Answer: Unfortunately, it is. It shouldn't have to be, but it is.
A strip from Something Positive including Mike and his son (forgot the name, sorry, uncle Randy). The drawings is mainly of Mike packing up books, the main point here is the dialogue, which is as follows:

Panel 1: 
Son: Orson Scott Card? JK Rowling? These are your favourite books, dad!

Panel 2:
Mike: They're pretty hateful towards gay and trans people and actively work to make their lives worse. I don't wanna support them anymore.

Panel 3: 
Son: Can't you just separate the work from the author.
Mike: Some people probably can and I sure tried.
Son: What changed?

Panel 4: 
Mike: I realised "separate the work from the author" is easy for me to say when I'm not one of the people they dehumanize.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Same. I grew up as a ravenous fan of that franchise, but it's dead to me now and so is anyone who defends it.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Democrats are all

Merge & Center (screenshot of excel merge & center tool)

when they should be like

No Border (screenshot of no border tool)
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/03/2026
Clip from a very young Kurt Russell's audition for the role of Han Solo in STAR WARS
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
16 years ago (or even more, maybe?) Kevin Smith had such a time flying as an overweight person on Southwest that he ended up doing a comedy special about it. How is this still a problem for them?
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Possibly the American with whom I most associate the importance of travel and immersion. Him or later years Mark Twain.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
General Contractor and Janitor/Maintenance. At least, my Dad's legal Father was a janitor. His bio Dad, whom he never knew and only found out existed 4 years ago, remains a mystery to us.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
WEG Star Wars. It's so good.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Five concerts I've seen with front women: The Dresden Dolls Epica Paramore (in a bar, on their first tour!) Against Me! Freezepop
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The fact that I have never once had to defend my ability to live authentically means that it is my duty to help others defend that ability. Unequivocally, Trans Lives Matter, Trans rights are human rights, and you'll have to take us all before you take any of them.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Quote this post with a .gif of one of your favorite movies.
media.tenor.com
a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row
ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and the man is asking if he is in a row
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
1. Kitty Pride 2. Eowyn 3. Zatanna 4. Kira Nerys (or Garak)
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💙⚡❤️ The Haunted Typewriter 💀 @hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
it's easy to say 'violence is never the answer' if you've never had to fight for your life
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