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ChampBlankman

@champblankman.bsky.social
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Gender is a societal construct. Avowed pacifist (exceptions made for fascists), Athiest Secular Humanist, Anarchist Socialist. ENM and Pan gamer Dad. Living on ancestral Lenni-Lanape land.

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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 6h
West End Games Star Wars will remain the supreme Star Wars RPG ruleset.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the one hand this is absolutely fucking Hideous on the other hand like man are you SURE you want to open the door to livestreamed executions by firing squads? Like are you ABSOLUTELY certain you want what comes after that? Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 21h
There's no "may". You are a sick fuck and a fascist if you support this kind of thing. Capital punishment is unconscionable and barbaric.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tier 0 villain. No one else even comes close.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Rock and his Millions (and millions)!
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That looks rad as hell. Great meta diversity! Someone's gotta show up with Elves, though.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's true. They suck for doing that.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I sell on Manapool. When they replace an order, the initial seller is deducted the full cost (after fees) from their next payout. The seller will be out the amount you paid.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For having to put up with Bottom alone he deserves a few of them.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romeo and Juliet. Act 3, Scene 1. Tybalt has just stabbed Mercutio (spoilers, I guess) and we replace Mercutio's "Thou has made worms meat of me" with, "ah, fuck."
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I read the hyphen in the wrong place and read it as "gross-out soup day" and thought "that doesn't look gross, it looks tasty!"
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a shit headline. No wonder you're going to die like traditional media. Fuck outta here with this bigoted shit.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haunted Mines is back?! That was one of my favorite maps back in the early early days.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I uninstalled in 2019ish and haven't played since. This is giving me the itch again.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was stunned that they announced a new HotS hero. I thought we'd never get any new content again.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
RIP to a real one. PE firms are a cancer.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six Reports is an odd name for a child.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh look, a guy who started off seeming a little more lefty than usual is now regressing to the center like every other motherfucking Democrat asshole. He'll lose, the Party will blame the wrong people, and the cycle will repeat forever and ever and ever.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Really great Pop record. And totally self-distributed, too!
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spot on, Cassie. So many rubes getting taken once again, 60+ years later.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The end felt very reminiscent of the end of The Shattered Alliance when Jodah finally finds Urza. Am I way off base in noticing some similarities?
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Always the UNL one for the "wow" factor.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have that same machine and I love it. I make beef jerky with it whenever I can afford a big eye round.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Listening to this week's TTC and I almost completely share your opinion about Rulebreaker, but Whtz is the best.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Another trinket token with a unique mana ability? Great, more trash to gum up the board.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think his issue was both, actually, but I wanted to make sure he knew that there was an option.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@andy.luckypaper.co There is a Grey frame Masticore. From the Vault at first used to be able to skirt the RL. scryfall.com/card/v10/7/m...
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Masticore
{4} • Artifact Creature — Masticore • 4/4 • At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card. {2}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. {2}: Regenerate th...
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At least the Mister Softee near me makes a mean one.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nice job getting the Morphling.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
P1P1 lg. root beer float.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am so glad I'm not the only person who has issues with that platform
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The help is coming from inside the house (moonbase)
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't see anything updated yet.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People on the whole would have to be smarter and waaaay more introspective in order to do that, though.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am never more envious of people at a Magic event than when CubeCon is on. I will have to suffice with coverage once again. Someday I will get there.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wild that it's been almost 4 years and they're still not coming back. I like it when MagicCons are 40 minutes from my house.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am so excited to see the rest of this drop. Some of the original play test cards are awesome with Garfield's choice of art.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I...uh...what?
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I sold 3 Ghostform today.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's the Gathering. 28 years since the first time I played and still all of the strongest friendships I have in my life came from Magic.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
37?! In a row?!
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whoops. No offense meant.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It absolutely is. It's like SOR Sabine, to me. There's no interesting decisions behind building or playing it.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So simple, but effective. They've tried so hard to finesse some of these leaders, but sometimes just stats works.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bad news babe Nicholas Hoult is dead to us now. Yeah that guy you liked from Skins. He's in a Harry Potter now. No, its not the movies, its on HBO. Like a tv show. Yeah they color graded it like a Danish prestige murder drama for some reason. Looks like complete shit.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Alexa, show me the definition of misunderstood privilege.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Damn this is cool. Magic players in Philly are lucky.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ugh, it had to be The Deck, though? So cool, but such a boring deck.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Old School Paraphernalia in the background" My brother in Christ nothing on the display is older than a decade.
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ChampBlankman @champblankman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Peace and love are the only answers! That's for sure. And I hope some day we can meet in peace and love, because right now it sure feels like too many people choose aggression and hate. I strive to be a Dad as good and accepting as he is.
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